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ScottishNinjaVampire

1. ScottishNinjaVampire
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   December 11, 2011 6:28pm UTC
   Am I honestly jealous of you right now?
   
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2. ScottishNinjaVampire
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   November 30, 2011 5:15pm UTC
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3. ScottishNinjaVampire
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   November 11, 2011 12:25pm UTC
   HAPPY VETERANS DAY EVERYONE!
   y'all probably forgot about it cuz it's 11/11/11
   
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4. ScottishNinjaVampire
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   October 2, 2011 7:54pm UTC
   HUFFLEPUFF
   anyone?
   
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5. ScottishNinjaVampire
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   October 2, 2011 7:28pm UTC
   She's a perfect example of why I don't want to be in a relationship. She'll only go if he goes, and she'll only do what he tells her. She's a lap dog.
   
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6. ScottishNinjaVampire
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   September 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
   & he doesn't even know
   how happy he makes me when he says hello.
   
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7. ScottishNinjaVampire
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   September 22, 2011 3:16pm UTC
   Dear Girl In Class,
   How could I forget falling of that chair at your birthday party? You never talk to me about anything else.
   Sincerly, SNV
   
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8. ScottishNinjaVampire
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   September 21, 2011 8:35pm UTC
   Dear Girl at Bus Stop,
   Sorry my style annoys you so much.
   Sincerly, SNV
   
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9. ScottishNinjaVampire
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   September 21, 2011 8:32pm UTC
   When I feel Depressed
   When myself esteem is low
   When I feel ugly
   I drag my pen across my wrist
   and write "You're Beautiful"
   
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10. ScottishNinjaVampire
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    September 18, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    WAIT!
    I'm not done finishing!
    (Proper English and I Aren't Friends)
    
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11. ScottishNinjaVampire
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    September 13, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    SAY NO TO CRACK!!!
    Pull up your pants!
    (my neighbor)
    
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12. ScottishNinjaVampire
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 10:10pm UTC
    I've seen these Witty Twin things so....
    September 29th anyone?
    
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13. ScottishNinjaVampire
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    September 9, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    Hey isn't it weird
    that when something tragic happens
    you call
    911
    and the most tragic day
    happened on
    9/11?
    - - - -
    I HATE those type of quotes.
    Seriously?
    Show some flippin respect.
    Thousands of people died that day, including my friend's mother. She happened to be pregnant at the time. He was only two years old. Sometimes he remembers her. Sometimes he sees her in his dreams.
    My Dad and Uncle have post dramatic stress disorder from working the piles. They have to go to therapy for it.
    My mom couldn't get in touch with her mother or her sister, until the next day.
    My sister suffered an asthma attack. She was 2 at the time.
    And my cousin has the nerve to tell me that I couldn't say Charlie Sheen for "C" while playing the celebrity game and the say Osama Bin Laden for "O". Doesn't he know what happened to his mother? The building almost fell on top of her.
    Never Forgive. Never Forget.
    R. I. P.
    
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14. ScottishNinjaVampire
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    Okay Witty Random Question....
    If you and a guy look alike, does that make you compatible with him?
    I'm only asking because my friends claim that me and this guy are perfect for each other just because we look the same.
    I'd love to hear some feed back
    
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15. ScottishNinjaVampire
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    July 26, 2011 1:23am UTC
    My Cleverbot Conversation:
    Do you like Waffles?
    Yes
    Do you like Pancakes?
    You already said that
    Do you like French Toast?
    Yeah we like french toast!
    DO DO DO DO CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTH FULL!!!!!!!!!
    Waffles!
    
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16. ScottishNinjaVampire
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    July 26, 2011 12:52am UTC
    My Cleverbot Conversation:
    Team Edward or Team Jacob?
    Jacob!
    Okay... Paul McCartney or George Harrison?
    Not Paul McCartney, my friend Paul.
    What does he look like?
    He looks like an idiot.
    
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17. ScottishNinjaVampire
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    June 27, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    Imma Be
    Imma Be
    Imma Imma Imma Be
    LOL!
    JK
    Imma WASP
    
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18. ScottishNinjaVampire
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    June 7, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    So me and my buddy Ashley were bored so we wrote a song and it goes a little something like this....
    Marco! Polio! Franklin Delano!
    (no offense FDR)
    
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19. ScottishNinjaVampire
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    June 7, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue...
    I have a gun get in the Van.
    
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20. ScottishNinjaVampire
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    June 2, 2011 11:26pm UTC
    Poland didn't use horses...
    Oh Right, Anime Fans
    ...World War II started when Poland was invaded by Germany...
    Oh Right, American Fans
    ...Poland is a country.... In EUROPE
    ~Hetalia
    
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