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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 7:45pm UTC

Love has 4 letters, but so does hate.
Friends has 7 letter, but so does enemies.
Truth has 5 letters, but so does lying.

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yourcool
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November 26, 2012 9:43pm UTC

whew, that was a close one.
i almost had to do this thing called "socialize."

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 7:35pm UTC

I hate you more than
i hate waking up on mondays
that's a lot of hate, man.

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sercrets101
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 4:55pm UTC

Me: Sometimes I want to die.
Therapist: Are you feeling suicidal?
Me: Not actively, but if something bad were to happen to me, I wouldn't necessarily be upset about it either.
Therapist: Please explain.
Me: I don't think I actually have the courage to go through with committing suicide, but if I were to be walking across the road, and a car was coming straight for me, I'm not sure I would get out of the way.

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itsamadworld
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 8:24pm UTC

If Romney would have won,
People would blame everything on him.
"Damn it's cold outside."
"Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Why are we always
waiting for something?
Waiting for exams to be over,
waiting for summer,
waiting for Friday.
And when what your waiting for finally comes,
we don’t even appreciate
what we have been waiting for,
instead we just wait for something else.

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MooseGiraffeLlamaOtterStripes
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 10:32am UTC

Nowadays kids dont go to High School.
They go to school high.

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MyMindBook
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November 22, 2012 8:22pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kelseyylovesyou
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 7:16pm UTC

i threw some kid in a well,
don't ask me i'll never tell.
i will regret this in hell
but he was in my way.

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 9:14am UTC

Reason's why im fat
1) i eat when im bored
2) im alway's bored
(OneDirection)

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 12:30pm UTC

When your friend offers you food
Friend: Want some food?
Me: Sure.. What did you do to it?
Friend: Nothing...
Me: Then you taste it first.........
When your friend offers you food, all trust is lost..

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muffinsandwitty7557
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 3:03pm UTC

Pretty girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than hot.
Me: I'll take what I can get.

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KateKat
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 12:15pm UTC

No one cares
unless you're pretty or dying.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Sometimes we waste too much time
to think about someone
who doesn't even think about us
for a second...

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3toriibearr3
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC

I'm quiet;
because no one listens to me when I speak.

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 9:34pm UTC

Everyone starts to care
once it's too late.
Ironic, isn't it?

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伤*
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC

7 reason to date a british boy:
1. His accent
2. Having someone call you love
3. His accent
4. They dress better than american boys
5. His accent
6. They're cuter than american boys
7. His accent
format credit to OneDirection/Quote made by Jill (DON'T STEAL)

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randi*
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 7:26pm UTC

///Every one is a genious\\\
but if you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree,
it will spend it's whole life believing it's stupid.
-A Einstein

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