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Hi! I'm Beatrice! Im nearly 16, and I live in the giant rain magnet I refer to as England.

i am severely addicted to the inbetweeners, and my favourite character is Neil. I can't stand the American version of it though...

SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #11
What are the third and seventh numbers of your password?
Um. F and I? E and W? How about Q and T.... No?
Crap.

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July 27, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #10
Are you free on Saturday?
Yes, but not for some mystery event that could be absolutely anything. Tell me first.

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July 27, 2013 2:23pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #9
Can you do me a favour?
NO.

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July 27, 2013 2:21pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #8
Do you want the good news or the bad news?
Just spit it out.

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July 27, 2013 2:18pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #7
Do you want fries with that?
If we wanted them, we would have asked.
Although now you've mentioned them, yes please.

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July 27, 2013 2:14pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #6
Can I kiss you?
We'll duck if you're wrong.

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July 27, 2013 2:12pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #5
Is this your new boyfriend?
If it's not, it's awkward for everyone.
If it is, the word 'new' makes us sound kinda bad...

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July 27, 2013 2:09pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #4
Have you tried switching it off and then on again?
First thought, how patronizing...
Second thought, um. Actually, no-i forgot to try that. Awkward.

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July 27, 2013 2:06pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #3
Is this seat taken?
Will the person who says this ever turn out to be hot?

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July 27, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #2
Oh, didn't you want it that short?
Officially the worst thing a hairdresser could say.

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July 27, 2013 2:02pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #1
What are your weaknesses?
This is a job interview. Why would I tell you things I suck at?

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July 27, 2013 11:48am UTC

You don't have to like me,
I'm not a Facebook status.