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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 6:34pm EDT
    A male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death
    and still have a successful career
    A female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she's shunned, mocked,
    and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums.

  2. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 2:33pm EDT
    why don't they have big hyped up award shows for books
    i mean
    best male/female character
    best antagonist
    best plot development
    best plot twist
    come on

  3. countrygirl_17 countrygirl_17
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 5:43pm EST
    It's horrible that I don't even think of myself as a person...

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 3:16pm EDT
    Me: i like this character
    Character: *dies*

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 3:44pm EDT
    I hate when girls act dumb
    because they think it looks cute

  6. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 7:52pm EDT
    My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she's adopted.
    This is what she responded with, "Well, my parents chose me. Your's are stuck woth you."

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    April 18, 2013 1:28pm EDT
    I'm fine with gay people as long as they don't make out in front of me.
    I'm fine with straight people as long as they don't make out in front of me. Stop making out in front of me. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:30pm EST
    butterflies
    can't see their wings.
    they can't see how truly
    beautiful they are, but
    everyone else can.
    people are like that as well.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:27pm EST
    i wanna audition for all the ugly roles
    in movies because if you get the part, you're in a move which is pretty cool, but if you don't get the part it means that you're not ugly enough for it which is also cool.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 8:41pm EST
    I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago.
    Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.

  11. Saige112 Saige112
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 8:00pm EST
    Everyone is nervous about the zombie apocalypse, when we should really be scared about the alpacalypse.

  12. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 2:38pm EST
    dont forget the four h's of puberty kids!
    hungry
    h.orny
    hideous
    horribly depressed

  13. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 7:07pm EST
    I never run with scissors.
    Those last two words were unnecessary.

  14. bone bone
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 8:06pm EST
    I heard there's gonna be these guys playing football at a Beyonce concert

  15. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 11:42am EST
    Child: Mommy, where did you get all those scars from?!
    Mother: When I was 12, my favorite singer smoked weed, so I cut myself to make him stop


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 8:53pm EST
    As a child, I never asked my parent's for permission to go on barbie.com
    So, I suppose, I was always destined to turn out the thug I am today.

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 6:19pm EST
    There's nothing worse than getting told you're bad at
    the only thing you're good at.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 6:22pm EST
    The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt,
    while the stupid people are full of confidence.


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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