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  1. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Sunsets are red,
    Water is blue,
    Even oceans apart,
    I will always love you

  2. anonymous3 anonymous3
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 7:12am UTC
    Friend: Ok, Listen, I know its 5AM and all, but, I saw a bunny.
    Me: Really? 5AM?
    Friend: It was a cute bunny.

  3. kimbahhlayx kimbahhlayx
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    a real man ,
    can stay loyal, without getting sidetracked by easy girls.

    nmf nmq

  4. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    "This doesn't hurt", she said,
    "I finally had enough."

  5. kara008 kara008 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    little girl, little girl,WHY ARE YOU CRYING?INSIDE YOUR RESTLESS SOUL, YOUR HEART IS DYING.

  6. BornToBe BornToBe
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    we share the same skies♥

  7. StephanieMalik StephanieMalik
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    I remember that fight 2.30am,
    cause everything was slipping
    right out of our hands, i ran out
    crying and you followed me out
    into the street. Braced myself for
    the goodbye, cause that's all i've
    ever know. Then you took me by
    surprise, you said;
    "I'll never leave you alone."

  8. TellmeyourSECRET TellmeyourSECRET
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    it's like a million little stars
    spelling out your name


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. taylornicole22 taylornicole22
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    do this:
    Story
    close your eyes, bite your lips, pretend you're rolling a dice. YOU'LL FEEL THE DICE IN YOUR HAND.

  11. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Directioner: Liam, can you sign my boobs?
    Liam: Oh my gosh. Oh god no. No I can't please pick up your shirt. Oh no, I shouldn't even have looked. Oh god that's someone's daughter! I'm so so so sorry oh god I'm so sorry I'm sure you're a lovely girl oh god. Oh man have some respect for yourself! Oh no, did I just yell? I'm so sorry please forgive me! I can buy you a sweater, you know, to cover your breasts... Was that rude? I'm sorry. Oh god, I'm going to hell.
    Harry: ... I will.

  12. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Admit it girls;
    No matter what happens,
    you will always have a little
    feelings for your first love.

  13. skyrochelle skyrochelle
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Dad: Why do kids swear so much? Jeez.
    Mom: Swearing's like a second language to them.
    Dad: I thought that was sarcasm.
    Teenager: No, see, we're bilingual. We speak two languages.
    Swearing and sarcasm. No, we're multilingual .. you have to count English.
    Mom: I thought teenagers spoke four languages.
    Teenager: .. What?
    Mom: Sarcasm, swearing, English and lies.
    Boom. Dissed by my momma.

  14. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Steps to avoid a sea bear
    1) Dont ever eat cubed cheese
    2) Never wear a sombrero
    3) Never Ever screech like a chimpanzee
    4) Don't wear a pink frilly dress
    5) Don't wave flashlights around and around
    Now you are protected from gettting attacted from a sea bear. If a sea bear in fact does come, make sure you draw a circle around yourself and dont make any fast movements

  15. luchaswaggg luchaswaggg
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Here's to the girls That are strong
    the ones who actually listen to l y r i c s ,
    when they hear the song.
    we'll take the heart breaks,
    the hormones, the tears
    the anger, the pain
    & the make-up s m e a r s.
    we'll [[fake those smiles]]
    & we always try to get good grades.
    though some-how we always feel like we're playing charades
    no-one shall notice that we may ache inside
    we always try to be strong but some-times it just passes us by.
    heres to us, the girls who are strong,
    Here's to us, the real girls.

  16. beautiful_22 beautiful_22
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    Should have done this, should have done that
    Should have seen it comin', guess you don't see nothing when you're runnin' 'round
    She's history, wrapped in a memory,
    Tied up tight with a broken heart strings of the things that will never be
    She's leaving♥

  17. noseogefil noseogefil
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 9:42am UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. adtr_x0 adtr_x0
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:20am UTC
    "Oh well, oh well I still hope for the best. Say goodbye and send me off with a kiss farewell. And i promise I'll be just as strong as I can be, maybe you could get some sleep tonight.. "
    mayday parade<3

  19. Grapejuice Grapejuice
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:45am UTC
    It's easy to fake a smile.
    It's not that easy to hide a scar.

  20. Asbestos Asbestos
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:24am UTC
    Little one, little one,
    YOUR SOUL IS PURGING,
    of love &
    razor blades
    your blood is surging.

:)

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