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biamontet1
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:51pm UTC

*if i was a doctor*
Hot guy: I sprianed my wrist.
Me: Okay, take off your underwear.

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smiling_browneyes
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 3:35pm UTC


nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
Lucyfacex,yo!
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
Cop: "Anything you say can
and will be held against you."
Me: "*Him*"
♥

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Lovedance33
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Ugh Periods...
Out of everything possible, why blood?
Why can't it be fairy dust or something?

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idance
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 4:44pm UTC

Today, I saw an old lady
vaccuming her lawn.

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KatyMalfoy
posted a quote
July 9, 2011 11:42pm UTC

for a very short period of
time, you were the
youngest person in the
world.
mind = blown.
omgthatssotrue.tumblr.com

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caughtinthe_chains
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 10:08pm UTC

apparently, Twilight is "so popular"
because teenagers can relate to it.
oh yeah, i remember that time
when i was a
vampire

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 4:20pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
On a scale of 1 to Spongebob
how ready are you? ?`d
♥♥♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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pceluvbasketballx3
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 8:50pm UTC

I failed a spelling test
because they asked me how to spell
PLAYER
& I put down your name
nmf/nmq

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ilovedance143
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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livelovelaughforever
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 5:55pm UTC

When someone talks back to the teacher :
And you're like "This is going to be good."
~One Direction
nmf

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joy12345
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 9:13pm UTC

i didn't trip..
the floor looked like it needed a hug

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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i_rawr_chuu
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 8:09pm UTC

❒ Workout
❒ Jog
✔ FOOOOOOD.
mq/nmf
;D

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thatgirl1
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 12:17pm UTC

God made coke.
God made pepsi.
God made me.
Oh so sexy.
God made rivers.
God made lakes.
God made you.
Well.. we all make mistakes.
not my format/quote(:

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xjacobblackx
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 1:54pm UTC

RememberElementary #21
Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl, was a BAD thing.

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