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1. SarcasmIntended
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   June 19, 2012 9:37pm UTC
   ＳＨＵＴ　ＵＰ　ＡＮＤ　ＥＮＪＯＹ ＴＨＥ　ＭＵＳＩＣ！
   ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮
   
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2. SarcasmIntended
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   June 14, 2012 5:05pm UTC
   If your age is on the clock
   Always deny the c*ck
   
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3. SarcasmIntended
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   June 13, 2012 4:49pm UTC
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4. SarcasmIntended
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   May 5, 2012 7:17pm UTC
   Anyone else love
   Austin Mahone?
   
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5. SarcasmIntended
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   April 22, 2012 7:06pm UTC
   Psychologiacl Fact
   When a person cries and the first drops of tears comes from the right eye, it's from happiness. But when the first roll is fromthe left, it is pain.
   
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6. SarcasmIntended
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   April 14, 2012 4:10pm UTC
   Find a guy who will ruin your lipstick
   Not your mascara
   
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7. SarcasmIntended
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   April 11, 2012 7:28pm UTC
   I don't hate you.
   I'm just not neccesarily excited about your existence.
   
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8. SarcasmIntended
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   April 5, 2012 8:20pm UTC
   They'll hate you if you're pretty.
   They'll hate you if you're ugly.
   They'll hate you for what you got.
   They'll hate you for what you lack.
   
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9. SarcasmIntended
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   April 5, 2012 8:14pm UTC
   My parents accused me of lying.
   I looked them in the face and said
   "Tooth fairy, Santa, Easter bunny"
   
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10. SarcasmIntended
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    March 5, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    Dear Face Wash commercials,
    Nobody splashes their face like that.
    Sincerly,
    My bathroom is sopping wet now
    
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11. SarcasmIntended
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    February 29, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Food.
    enough said
    
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12. SarcasmIntended
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    February 24, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Hahaha, Die.
    
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13. SarcasmIntended
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    January 6, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    *take off yooour shoes for pedicure* nail salon people speaking different language
    They're obviously talking about you...
    
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14. SarcasmIntended
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    December 29, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    Baby,
    you're as hot as the bottom of my laptop
    
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15. SarcasmIntended
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    December 28, 2011 8:07pm UTC
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16. SarcasmIntended
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    December 27, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    ¡uɐɔ noʎ ɟı ǝʞıן ¿sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ noʎ uɐɔ
    
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17. SarcasmIntended
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    December 27, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    Me: What's wrong with you?
    Friend: I don't know the doctor won't tell me
    Me: -Dead-
    
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18. SarcasmIntended
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    December 23, 2011 8:43pm UTC
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19. SarcasmIntended
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    December 23, 2011 8:37pm UTC
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20. SarcasmIntended
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    December 23, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    E.L.E - Everybody Loves Everybody what happened to that?
    
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