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Sarah_96

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Member Since: 10 Nov 2011 07:16am

Last Seen: 19 Apr 2012 12:40am

user id: 236436

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                                                                Hello, my name is Sarah. I am from
                           Gloucester Ma.
                                                        I love the beach and I live on it!
 

  1. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Girl: Take the condom off.
    Guy: Why?
    Girl: YOLO
    Guy: Ok, but when you're pregnet YOYO
    Girl: What does that mean?
    Guy: You're On You OWN!!!
    Fav <3 I'll follow back ;)

  2. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    You know who is beautiful,
    Look at the first word.

  3. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    You You You You You You
    You You You You You You
    You You You You You You
    You You You You You You
    You are so lazy you didn't read all the "You" above and you also didnt notice that one of them is "Yoo"
    Now you are trying to find the "Yoo" and you are disapointed because you couldn't find it.

  4. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 11:47am UTC
    Mommy <3
    What does this mean (.)(.)
    Um in what context?
    As in "I like your (.)(.)
    Eyes, he likes your eyes mom.
    Aw, thats so cute :)
    Make sure you tell him to enjoy his 8===D (smile)

  5. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    I've always wanted to say;
    I'm _______ _________ from _________ and you're watching Disney channel.
    *Insert mickey mouse head tracing with my wand*

  6. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    1 confession for each fav.
    bored -_-

  7. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    *Adds a quote to witty*
    Looking through all the "Newest" quote trying to find yours.
    Only me?

  8. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Um, where were you?
    I was in the bathroom.
    It took you 10 minutes?
    God dammit! Do you know how hard it is to insert a tampon?!

  9. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    When you were born you were given,
    2 eyes to see,
    2 ears to hear,
    2 hands to feel,
    2 legs to walk.
    But why only one heart?
    Because the other one was given to someone else to come and find you <3

  10. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 6:49am UTC
    Truth is... I miss you. But I never had a "Truth is" and you didn't like it.
    Aww... Miss you too.
    So, do you want to get back together?
    ...
    True Story

  12. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Wait, you're supposed to be in sixth grade?
    Yea, basicly...
    Then why are you so smart?
    I'm asian.
    ...

  13. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    L e t 's F l i p a c o i n.
    Heads, You're mine.
    Tails, I'm yours.

  14. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    I read this story...
    It took place in Venus.
    The sun only came around once every seven years.
    For only one h o u r.
    One girl who was bullied. Was l o c k e d in the c l o s e t for the one h o u r.
    How do you think she felt?
    Think of the other kids that are bullied. The feel the same way.
    End bullying today <3

  15. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 10:15pm UTC

    Problems aren't there to break you.
    They are there to make you better.
    So don't let your problems break you.
    Let them inspire you to get better.

  16. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 10:10pm UTC

    I wish we were back in kindergarten...
    where drama was fighting over a crayon.

  17. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 9:48am UTC
    I just realided,
    my mom was born in
    1969

  19. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    MY FRIEND GOT A
    69
    ON A HELATH TEST
    only her?

  20. Sarah_96 Sarah_96
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    SHOULDER
    SHOULDER
    SHOULDER
    SHOULDER

:)

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