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SarahDGirl

Status: Peopfast

Member Since: 10 Jul 2012 11:22am

Last Seen: 19 Jul 2014 08:30pm

Birthday: April 12

Location: The other side of your mirror

Gender: F

user id: 316389

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*S T A Y F A B U L O U S*

SarahDGirl
posted a quote
April 30, 2014 4:38pm UTC

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 5:35pm UTC

What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV?
It's not like you had me fooled.
What's behind all that blur?
An umbrella?
An elephant?

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
February 17, 2014 6:42pm UTC

Mom 3 hours ago:
We'll only be staying for 30 minutes.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 2:26pm UTC

If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room, all they'd have to do is turn off my wifi
because I'm sure as hel/ gonna see why it ain't working.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
February 10, 2014 7:46pm UTC

That weird moment
when someone you barely know ends up in your dream.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
February 5, 2014 2:27pm UTC

That awkward moment
when youre being sarcastic
and someone believes you.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
January 25, 2014 2:27pm UTC

I hate when I loose stuff at school,
like my pencils and papers and life ambitions.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 8:10pm UTC

Why I don't like some people:
1% An actual logical reason.
99% I just don't.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 3:48pm UTC

I will stop loving you
when Spongebob gets his driving license.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Me: I'd like a coke, please.
Waitress: Is pepsi okay?
Me: Is Monopoly money okay?

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Sorry, I can't hang out.
My uncle's cousin's sister in
law's best friend's insurance
agent's roomate's pet
goldfish died. Maybe next time.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 8:41pm UTC

Someone: Excuse me, you're blocking the view.
Me: I am the view.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 5:36pm UTC

How the f.ck do some girls get boyfriends so easy like do you just make them in your basement or what

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 7:06pm UTC

Why are you single?
I don't know, ask all the people who won't date me.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 7:02pm UTC

Best movie line:
"Snow in August."

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 10:18am UTC

Pringles:
The only chip company that doesn't sell air.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 7:32pm UTC

*
Maybe
I
should
stay
single
forever
*

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 7:23pm UTC

You're trying to flirt with intelligence;
it's giving you the cold shoulder in return.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 5:07pm UTC

*showing my friends new music*
Friends: I hate to say this, but this isn't that good...
Me: kdfjgnvlsm THE GOOD PART'S COMING UP

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
November 15, 2013 2:59pm UTC

When I"m finally home:
1. Takes off pants.
2. Puts hair up
3. Eats as much as I possibly can

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