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  1. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 2:05am EST
    L ife is like
    Photography
    We develop from the
    Negatives...
    nmf/nmq

  2. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:28pm EDT
    I know we only met but let's PRETEND it's love <3

  3. SOPHIE_15_XO SOPHIE_15_XO
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 9:35pm EDT
    Let's go CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY till we see the SUN

  4. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 8:26pm EDT
    She: I'm so ugly.
    Me: I think you spelled
    "attention-seeking wh/ore
    fishing for compliments"
    wrong.

  5. itssambbysurveys itssambbysurveys
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 10:15pm EDT
    "I love you, Sam."
    He said to me, "And I don't want to hurt you.
    You're safer if we stay best friends." I looked him in the eyes.
    "Don't you see?" I asked him.
    "I love you back."

  6. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 4:22pm EDT
    Throwing fertilizer at
    people that need to grow
    up.

  7. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 4:31pm EDT
    In every gym class, there is
    always that person that
    thinks they are in the f*cking
    Olympics.

  8. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 8:05pm EDT
    There's always that person
    that still wears silly bandz.

  9. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 8:07pm EDT
    "What's your relationship
    status?"
    "Well, a little bit more
    unlucky than the squirrel
    from Ice Age."

  10. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 8:10pm EDT
    [] Single
    [] Taken
    ☑ I get about as much attention as a white crayon.

  11. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 8:58pm EDT
    You've seen this many
    times before, but
    Just keep
    swimming.

  12. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 3:21pm EDT
    That awkward moment
    when you spell your own
    name wrong.

  13. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 3:26pm EDT
    Last night, I had a dream that my witty got deleted...
    I woke up crying.

  14. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 4:03pm EDT
    When somebody bumps your quote off the top quotes:
    OH HELL NO!

  15. Sammyj321 Sammyj321
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 10:08pm EDT
    Dear Teachers. If i sit next to my best friend i will whisper to her. But if you move me away i'll shout to them. Its your choice :)

  16. Sammyj321 Sammyj321
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:10pm EDT
    Someone says ow !!!!, why did you hit me. you say i didn't hit you i simply high fived your face.

  17. Sammyj321 Sammyj321
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 9:13pm EDT
    Pssst...
    The little things in life that makes us smile the most:
    Hearing a child laugh. Seeing a child smile. Hearing the rain on the pavement. Laughing until your stomach hurts. Smiling even when there is nothing to smile about. Talking nonsense with your friends. Inside jokes. That one good photo. Hearing your parents say "I'm proud of you." Listening to music. Hearing that one song that describes your life perfectly. A movie you wish you were in. Riding your bike on a sunny day. Getting a text from you best friend. Hearing "You're pretty." even when you know you aren't. Those clothes that do not match but you put them on anyway. Those shoes that never get taken off. Getting someone to smile. The beach at summer time. Hugging your crush, girlfriend or boyfriend. Seeing your old school and your old friends. Hanging out with friends. The sun shining on a rainy day. The smell of rain after a storm. A double rainbow on a cloudy day.
    They say that when you die, your brain still functions for seven minutes. That's what we call the "Life flashes before our eyes." period. Most likely, you will see just the simple things. Like your first rainbow or roller coaster. Your first date. Your little brother or sister smiling at you for once. You parents being proud of you... Those are the little things that make us smile and honestly...
    That's all I want to see when I die...
    Smile. It looks great on you.
    :)

  18. lexysingasong lexysingasong
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 11:31pm EDT
    Confession #9:
    Sometimes, I really just want to break out into song. Randomly... while in public. Like, I legit want to.
    Just saying.
    fave for more confessions?

  19. ZoeBoe ZoeBoe
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 5:51am EDT
    who's an
    Aussie!!
    comment please!!

  20. ZoeBoe ZoeBoe
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 4:15am EDT
    convosation on CleverBot
    Me: Heyy
    Cleverbot: Your not clever
    Me: No eat bananas
    Cleverbot: Ok
    Me: I love u
    Cleverbot: I love you!
    Me: I LOVE YOU!!!!!
    Cleverbot: Lets get married
    Me: Awesome where?
    Cleverbot: On the beach
    Me: The beach sound romantic
    Cleverbot: So will your parents come
    Me: Yeah their a little weird tho
    Cleverbot: Your pretty smart
    Me: If you say so
    Cleverbot: How are you
    Me: Great lets have muffins for breakfast
    Cleverbot: You eat time?
    Me: No I eat M U F F I N S
    Cleverbot: I eat dogs
    Me: Cool we can have dog muffins
    Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
    Me: That depends are you a girl?
    Cleverbot: I’m human, are you a girl
    Me: I’m human but ARE you a girl?
    Cleverbot: Yes I’m a girl
    Me: Gay marriage oh yeah!
    Cleverbot: Me and you?
    Me: No……. Hazz and Lou
    Cleverbot: DJ Malik
    Me: CARROTS!!!
    Cleverbot: DJ Malik
    Me: CARROTS!!!
    Cleverbot: Louis Tomlinson
    Me: CARROTS!!!
    Cleverbot: Zayn Malik
    Me: CARROTS!!!
    CleverBot has Disconnected

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