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SammiBieberr

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Member Since: 21 Aug 2011 07:47pm

Last Seen: 18 Oct 2014 07:14am

user id: 210027

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  1. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    well i wanna top quote. lemme see here..
    ONE DIRECTION
    -Tumblr

  2. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    <- spread the love ->

    am i the only one?

  3. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    Your quote is more than 8192 characters (including all the HTML formatting). Your quote was not added. Please shorten your quote or tidy up the HTML formatting so it can be added to Witty Profiles.
    Uh oh, there was an error when we tried to add your quote. Please try again.
    how do i fix this? ^^

  4. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 12:04am UTC
    14 faves
    for my 14th
    birthdaaaaaaay?

  5. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    Real Version- We found
    love in a hopeless
    place. Drug Version-
    We found drugs in a
    dopeless place. Clean
    Version- We found
    dove.
    in a soapless place.
    Bug version- We found
    bugs in a roachless
    place.

  6. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    Fridge full of food, nothing to eat.
    Wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear.
    Internet full of sites, nothing to go on.
    Witty Doesn't Count.
    Witty Isn't A Website.
    Witty Is My
    Diary.

  7. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    Spongebob is Obsorbent.
    He lives at the bottom of a
    bikini.
    Therefore, Spongebob is a
    Tampon.

  8. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    See this smile?
    It's fake.
    See that laugh?
    It's not real.
    See that energetic person?
    She's broken.
    She's the girl who cries herself to sleep.

  9. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 2:15am UTC
    On Friday,
    I Started Dating This Boy. I've Liked Him Since 6th Grade, && I'm In 8th Grade Now. He's Soo Sweet. I'm Friends With His Friend So He Tells Me Everything He Says. So, Apperently He Wants To Kiss Me. I Haven't Had My First Kiss Yet But I Want It To Be Special. The Longest Relationship That I've Been In, Was 4 Days. Today, He Said He REALLY Likes Me. He Gives AHMAZING Hugs. I Wanna Kiss Him & Then I Don't At The Same Time Because It's My First Kiss. I'm Only 13.. Almost 14. & He's Shorter Than Me, He's Ittalian, Soo He Has A Like, A Warm Tan, && Georgeous Blue Eyes. Oh, & A 6 Pack.
    But The Question Is,
    What Do You Girls Think?
    Should We Kiss? <3
    Thanks to anyone who took the time to read this! <3
    I Really Appreciate It!

  10. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    "OMG I WANT THIS!" *looks at price tag* "Nevermind.."

  11. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    I don't care if I cant sing. This is my favorite song. Therefore I will sing.

  12. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 3:57pm UTC
    That awkward moment..
    when you get into a huge argument and half way through you realize you are wrong.

  13. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell “Got it!” and then run away. >:D

  14. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic Tacs were individually wrapped.

  15. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    Pickles are just hot dogs that got angry and turned into the Hulk. :D

  17. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    There’s only one of me.
    So therefore I’m an endangered species.

  18. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    that annoying kid,
    who yells
    "CHA! CHA! CHA!"
    while singing Happy Birthday.

  19. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    I want a tattoo
    of a Lays chip,
    so when I get old,
    it'll turn into a Ruffle.

  20. SammiBieberr SammiBieberr
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    Dear Vending Machines,
    Sorry if my dollars aren't straight enough for you.
    Sincerely,
    stop being so homophobic.♥

:)

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