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September 21, 2013 2:06pm UTC

Do not ask for faves or comments. Witty is not about fake internet points. It's about expressing yourself with meaningful words.
These rules are subject to change without notice.
The Rules were last updated on 3/24/2012.
Rules Change Log:
3/24/2012 - added rule v

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September 21, 2013 1:11pm UTC

I just watched my dog chase it's tail for five minutes, and I thought that dog's are so easily entertained, then i just realised I just watched my dog chase it's tail for five minutes...

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September 20, 2013 3:06pm UTC

Here's a lil' spelling tip;
- If you get stuck spelling the word 'queue,'
just sound it out by the letters, 'u' is always with a 'q,'
then comes 'eee,'
then it's 'u,'
with another 'eeeee!'

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September 20, 2013 3:01pm UTC

AMAZING PEOPLE DON'T JUST HAPPEN.

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September 20, 2013 2:55pm UTC

Caps Lock;
UNLEASH THE FURY .

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September 20, 2013 2:28pm UTC

I'm not on drugs or anything, I'm just natrually weird.

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September 13, 2013 10:38am UTC

I'm so untalented it's almost a talent.

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September 12, 2013 11:01am UTC

Hey, Arnold! Do you remember 90's tv shows? They're Kim Possible to forget. Let's take The Magic School Bus to Dexter's Laboratory and listen to All That stuff As Told By Ginger while sitting on The Big Comfy Couch. Then we can take a Recess and tell Dragon Tales while Arthur and Madeline put the Rugrats to sleep. Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy are Rolie Polie (Olie) while sleeping, but Courage the Cowardly Dog can watch them. Then we can take a walk in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. However, we might get Goosebumps because there are a lot of Little Bears. Luckily, we can always count on Clarissa to Explain It All, and The Power Puff Girls to save the day.

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September 8, 2013 1:29pm UTC

Me first on witty: *See's every quote about people being addicted to this site.* Psssshhhtt, loser I'll never be addicted to a website. *Makes quote and gets one like.*
Addiction has started.

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September 7, 2013 7:53am UTC

Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.

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September 2, 2013 7:06am UTC

HIGH SCHOOL;
-Where you will be judged on your apperance.
-Where you won't be able to talk to any of your friends.
-Where the drama will fill your head with anxiety.
-Where you won't love the people that care most about you.
-Where you should be worrying about school work, but you aren't.
-Where your heart will be broken multiple times.
-Where you will fail the big test you studied all night for.
-Where you will spend most of the day wishing you where elsewhere.
-Where you will make friends yet foes.
-Where you get into fights, and learn painful lessons.
-Where six valuble hours will be wasted.
-Where you will see a lot of people you really don't want to see.
Have a great five Years!

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August 30, 2013 8:44am UTC

you and me are friends
you smile i'll smile
you cry i cry
you laugh i laugh
you jump off a bridge....
i'm gonna miss your emails.

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August 30, 2013 8:16am UTC

I have to stop saying 'how stupid can you get?' Because people seriously keep taking it as a challenge.

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August 8, 2013 9:28am UTC

Me: I had a dream about you.
Person: Aww, really?
Me: yeah, you died.

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posted a quote
August 8, 2013 9:23am UTC

RAISIN COOKIES LOOK LIKE
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
This is the main reason I have
trust issues.
Cookiedoughformats