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  1. jennyxo jennyxo
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 9:38am UTC
    Mom: how are your grades this semester?
    Me: mother what's important here is that we have our health.

  2. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 1:37pm UTC
    I took this quiz called 'What Celeb Are you?'
    and I got freaking Miley Cyrus.
    Should I be concerned?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    My mother: I'm turning 50 soon...
    Her: Am I old?
    Her: I'm old.
    Her: My life is like half over.
    Her: I don't even have grandchildren yet.
    Her: I want that second half.
    Me: ... *looks up from laptop*
    Me: I'm fifteen!

  5. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    Hi. I'm a boy. Here's how it goes. I'm gonna flirt with you, then diss you. I'll send you mixed messages, hit on your friends, lie to you. Then I will lead you on, so you fall for me. I'll make you happy for a night, but tomorrow I'll completely ignore you. You'll be the one I turn to when I need a friend or a confidence boost. Know what the best part is? You can't do anything about it because you love me and you don't want to lose me. Ha.
    -not mine. found it on tumblr-

  6. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    i could have died with you
    There's something disgusting about the way the moonlight reflects in your eyes. That night... For once in your life, you looked vulnerable; your eyes weren't yours, they weren't cold and calculating — but warm and scared and oh-so in love with me with me with me. You weren't yourself, but something so much more; you were a different man, you showed me who was buried under your façade, you unleashed who was hidden behind your walls. I remember that moment so clearly. It gave me shivers. It was electric. And I hated it, because I know it's because of me that you lost that.
    i loved you i loved you i loved you i loved you~
    (i still love you, come back because i don't know how to stop)

  7. styles* styles*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    There are 364 days
    until Christmas
    and people already have their lights up.
    unbelievable.

  8. ImSailingAway ImSailingAway
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Once upon a time there was a girl who had four boyfriends.
    She loved the fourth boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
    She also loved the third boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
    She also loved her second boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.
    The girl's first boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend, although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!
    One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, 'I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, will I be alone.'
    Thus, she asked the fourth boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you.. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?
    'No way!', replied the fourth boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.
    His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.
    The sad girl then asked the third boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No!', replied the third boyfriend.. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold.
    She then asked the second boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'
    'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the second boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'
    His answer struck her Like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.
    Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.' The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
    Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'
    In truth, you have four boyfriends in your lives:
    Your fourth boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
    Your third boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.
    Your second boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.
    And your first boyfriend is your spirit.. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.

  9. wampler9238 wampler9238
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Demi is a brunette and has bangs
    Selena is back on Disney.
    Miley is back in the recording studio
    Justin is single
    .
    Ladie's and Gents we're back in 2009

  10. Connork11 Connork11
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    "It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
    "It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
    "Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
    "You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
    "Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
    NMQ

  11. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?
    -____-
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.
    Even though I went to school.
    format credit jimmy365


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  15. okay* okay*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 10:44am UTC
    When you enter the bathroom you're,
    American.
    When you leave the bathroom you're,
    American.
    When you're in the bathroom,
    European.

  16. izzybeLLa_127 izzybeLLa_127
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 5:26am UTC
    Moonwalking into jail
    because you're a smooth criminal.

  17. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    Admit it, you've googled yourself.

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    I Think,
    there is nothing wrong if i eat all the time
    at least i am not doing something illegal.
    - Niall Horan
    Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

  19. laurrennn1 laurrennn1
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    the other day, i saw a license plate that said..."UB6 IB9"fav this if you get it ♥

  20. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Imagine a mirror that could reveal your personality.
    ...Would you dare look?
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

:)

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