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SamanthaJo717

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Member Since: 28 Apr 2009 07:33pm

Last Seen: 2 Sep 2011 09:12pm

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hi. im sami.
all my love/flirty quotes remind me of one person.
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  1. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2010 9:13pm UTC
    I love my best friend. Secretly I hope he thinks about me as much as I think about him. One day my dad was diagnosed with cancer and my grandma was paralized. He sent me a text saying how much he cares about me and loves me. My dad is still alive to day and my grandma is making a miraculous recovery. His LGMH♥

  2. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2010 9:07pm UTC
    My best friend, whom I have always loved dearly, lives four hundred miles away.
    While on the phone, he asks, "What would you do if I showed up at your house and told you I've always loved you with all my heart and soul?"
    I replied, "I would be astonished."
    just then, I heard a knock on my door.

  3. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2010 9:01pm UTC
    This morning as I was about to leave for work,
    my boyfriend danced into the kitchen singing
    a made up song consisting of only my name,
    over and over... When he saw me,
    he turned red and said "Oh, you're still here".
    Sneaking a peak in the daily routine of someone who really loves me GMH.
    LGMH♥

  4. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2010 12:30pm UTC
    the blonde quiz(:
    1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
    2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
    3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
    4 [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
    5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
    6 [x] You have ran into a tree
    7 [] It is possible to lick your elbow
    8 [x] You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
    9 [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
    10 [x] You just tried to sing them
    11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
    12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
    13 [ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
    14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
    15 [x] You just looked at it
    16 [] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
    17 [x] A LOT of People have called you slow
    18 [ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
    20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
    21 [x] You've fallen asleep in class
    22 [ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
    24 [x] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
    25 [ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
    26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
    27 [ ] You have eaten a bug
    28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
    29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
    30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
    31 [ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
    32 [x] You break a lot of things; just about everyday
    33 [ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
    34 [x] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
    35 [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
    36 [ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
    ceiling/wall.
    37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
    38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
    39 [ ] You have spelled your name wrong
    40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing

  5. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2010 11:26am UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2009 11:30pm UTC
    a words. just a word.
    till you mean what you say.
    and love. isnt love.
    till you give it away.

  7. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2009 11:29pm UTC
    Grab your Phone.
    got it ?!
    courseee(:
    What kind is your phone?
    Rogue.
    Who is the first person to come up under the letter M?
    manduh
    Whos the last person you called?
    Sister.*
    Who was your last missed call from?
    Megean
    Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
    dan. :]
    Whos the third person who comes up under J?
    jessica.
    How many messages are currently in your inbox?
    idk. it doesnt say by number
    What do you have as your background?
    me and m friend holding hands. :]
    Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
    matt
    the first person who comes up under B?
    betsie.
    how many bars of signal do you currently have there?
    two
    Who was your last message from?
    megean
    Who is the first name in your phone book
    aaron
    Who is the last person in your phonebook?
    yaknoww.
    Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
    meg. uncle. matt. cousin. mom. chris. michael. taylor. sydney. dan. ashley. rachel. kegan.will. tyler. mariss.
    Whos the 5th person under A?
    allie
    Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
    mom.
    What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
    hahahaa... lets not say.

  8. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 8:51pm UTC
    Dont you threaten me with what you think i feel.
    If you could r e a d m y m i n d , you'd be in tears.

  9. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 8:48pm UTC
    i think its pretty much i m p o s s i b l e
    to forget someone who was once
    the only reason that you smiled.
    . . .i miss you hun. . .

  10. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 8:46pm UTC
    Love...
    is giving up everything for someone who makes
    you forget whats important in the first place.

  11. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 8:41pm UTC
    "How that boy can make her smile from
    all the way across the country is beyond me."
    lol. i love my family. :)

  12. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 8:38pm UTC
    *i believe the sun should never set upon an argument.
    *i believe we place our happiness in other people's hands.
    *i believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you.
    *i believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do.
    *i believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem.
    *i believe i'm loved when i'm completely by myself alone.
    *i believe in karma, what you give is what you get returned.
    *i believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned.
    *i believe the grass is no more greener on the other side.
    *i believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye.

  13. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 8:36pm UTC
    It`s that tragic story... of a shallow boy,
    with the girl who sees way too much
    in him... the story of the boy who turned her
    down because she just "wasn't pretty enough,"
    and the world spits in her face telling her she`s not
    good enough day after day, and everyday she paints
    on a smile and pretends that she`s perfectly fine...
    and it just so happens... that it`s the story of my life.
    ..didnt know where to put it. :p

  14. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 8:31pm UTC
    No, don't you dare say that you wanna be friends.
    Don't you dare ask if we can.
    And don't even think about saying you don't want to lose me. . .
    If you don't want to lose someone
    then you don't break up with them, you just don't.
    And despite what you're thinking right now,
    No, we are not going to see each other
    And no, we're not going to talk.
    Say you're sorry? Ha. I dare you.
    Because I'm sorry too. . I'm sorry for you.

  15. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 8:28pm UTC
    If you're always expecting nothing.
    You can never be disappointed.

  16. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 8:25pm UTC
    You didnt really love her.
    I think you just didnt want to be a l o n e .
    Or maybe it was, she was just too good for your ego.
    Maybe, she actually made you feel better
    about your terrible, miserable life.
    But either way, you didnt love her...
    Because you dont hurt & destroy the ones you l o v e .

  17. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 8:18pm UTC
    % Yo Quiero Taco Bell. %

  18. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 8:16pm UTC
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  19. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 8:10pm UTC
    A l w a y s l i v e t o d a y t o t h e a b s o l u t e f u l l e s t
    b e c a u s e t o m o r r o w i s n ' t p r o m i s e d .

  20. SamanthaJo717 SamanthaJo717
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2009 8:07pm UTC
    The only guy that truely deserves you
    is the one that thinks he doesn't.
    .xoxox.

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