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SalutationsFrandd

Status: Chloe is the name. I'm awkward.. well now thats off my chest, enjoy!

Member Since: 14 Oct 2011 09:14pm

Last Seen: 16 Mar 2013 03:10am

Birthday: December 2

Location: Terabiythia

Gender: F

user id: 227154

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Hi, I'm Chloe and I'm awkward.. well now that thats off my chest, enjoy!
  1. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 12:02am UTC
    So my birthday is in 5 days
    and it's pretty clear im not the most famous person on witty. But if you could just fave this quote it
    would probably be the most amazing birthday. Just one day on the top quotes, would make me so happy.

  2. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 11:39pm UTC
    I'm happy.
    I mean i do have those momments where i feel like crap.
    But at some point I realize that suicide would be the most selfish thing to do
    Because I know atleast two amazing people that would be miserable for the rest of their life.
    My mother and father.

  3. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 12:30am UTC
    It sucks
    to suck...
    just saying.

  4. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    Today my friend and i got hit by a car walking to school. We were a little hurt but nothing serious. The boy that saw it was a guy she used to have a crush on. He started laughing. I want to see him almost go under a car and still think its hillarious.
    But most importantly I just wonder how my friend thinks that her crush would've laughed if she really got injured.

  5. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 7:06am UTC
    What if One direction made
    a secret account on witty
    and is reading all the quotes
    you make about them?

  6. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 3:58am UTC
    Am I the only one
    who is kinda scared to go see The dark night rises because of the shooting?

  7. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    • pending moderation •
    click the heart if you are tired of these.

  8. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    I wonder what druggies said to there
    teachers when they talk about drugs.

  9. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    Test your tongue
    Find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow.
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B DON'T skip or your wish won't come true
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    Once you found the 'B' find the mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once you found the mistake Find the 1
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllll1llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999996999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you found the 6 find the N (it's hard!!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Once you found the N... find the Q
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    find the i
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Now make 2 wishes!
    *~ they will come true~*
    Now as soon as you make ur 2 wishes repost this as "test ur tounge" ;)
    if u don't your wishes won'come true ;(
    You got 20 minutes! Hurry!!!!!

  10. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    Why forgive you if
    this is just going to
    happen again?

  11. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 1:22am UTC
    I have screwed up 57% of my teenage life.
    [] Kissed someone before dating
    [x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [X] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 2
    [] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [X] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [X]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 4
    [] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [X] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 7
    [X] Took pictures during school hours
    [X] Called someone during school hours
    [X] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 10
    [] Threw something at the teacher
    [X] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [] Broke the dress code
    [x] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 13
    [] Been called the worst student
    [] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 15
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [] Slept in class
    [] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far:19
    Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up number% of my teenage life

  12. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 12:50am UTC
    The Worst Lies Are The Ones We Tell Ourselves.

  13. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 12:46am UTC
    My Crush ♥
    Say your crushes name six times.
    Now close your eye's and make a wish about them.
    Decide what's more important, love,or 10 million dollars.
    Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.
    Re-post this in 60 second's with the subject "My Crush" and you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush...
    DON'T screw it up!

  14. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 12:32am UTC
    I DECIDED IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO START MY REPORT ON BLACK FRIDAY SMARTEST IDEA EVER.

  15. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥<♥♥♥♥♥
    It Kills me
    to pass by a homeless person and not give them at least a dollar
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  16. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    BLACK GIRL PROBLEMS
    When your white friend invites you to go tanning with her.

  17. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    T'HE ONE DAY I LOOK CUTE
    My crush decides to be absent.

  18. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 11:00pm UTC
    <
    Looking at quotes and asking yourself
    "Why cant my crush be like that?"
    nmf

  19. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    Baby,
    I just ran out of band-aids.
    I don't even know where to start.
    Because you can bandage the damaged,
    You never really can fix a heart.
    .

  20. SalutationsFrandd SalutationsFrandd
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    Those advertisements that you think are quotes.

:)

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