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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2014 11:29pm UTC
    i'm not angry anymore. well, sometimes i am.
    ||||||||| I DON'T THINK BADLY OF YOU. WELL, SOMETIMES I DO.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 10:23am UTC
    Why are the people that we fight for
    the hardest the
    easiest to lose?

  5. s3mpiternal s3mpiternal
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 11:14am UTC
    how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 9:55am UTC
    YOU & I WALK A
    FRAGILE LINE; I HAVE KNOWN
    ---------------------
    IT ALL THIS TIME. NEVER EVER
    THOUGHT I'D SEE IT BREAK.

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 9:48am UTC
    My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
    BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
    Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
    BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
    Grandma:What?
    BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
    Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

  8. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 6:31pm UTC
    I'll chew you up and
    I'll spit you out, 'cause
    that's what young love is
    all about; so pull me
    closer, and kiss me hard.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

  9. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    How cool is it to think of someone
    haivng a crush on you?
    like someone really
    caring if you're around
    and missing you if you're not.
    or someone steaing glances
    at you, hoping you might realize
    how much they care.
    or the idea that someone's heart
    might race just
    because someone else mentioned
    your name? it's
    just cool to think that you're special
    to someone.

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 2:50pm UTC
    my boyfriend ain't allowed to watch animal planet
    he might see his ex on there


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 3:18pm UTC
    advice to live by
    1. don't ever tell anyone they look tired.
    2. help people, and if you offer to help someone, follow through.
    3. be kind to people who work in retail and food service.
    4. let someone know you're not interested.
    5. actually ''hang out sometime''.
    6. be a little more honest.
    7. stop calling each other mean names on the internet.
    8. send more letters (not emails) and gifts.
    9. give more genuine compliments.
    10. have more patience while waiting in lines.

  13. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 12:44am UTC
    SHE IS CLOTHED WITH
    [ strength & dignity ] and laughs without fear of the future.
    Proverbs 31:25

  14. *gloomy* *gloomy*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 5:31pm UTC
    ' C a u s e I s w e a r I ' d b u r n t h i s c i t y d o w n t o s h o w y o u t h e l i g h t

  15. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 6:39pm UTC
    me in middle school: *cries over a 75%*
    me now: *throws a party for passing*

  16. invincible* invincible*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 7:45am UTC
    6 years old.
    blue ribbon, silk ribbon,
    streaming through my hair.
    pigtails, toothless smile;
    Mirror am I pretty yet?
    10 years old.
    ponytail, bobby pins,
    taming my messy hair.
    chubby thighs, crooked smile;
    Mirror am I pretty yet?
    14 years old.
    straight hair, lipstick,
    mascara running through my
    face.
    trembling knees, broken smile;
    Mirror am I pretty yet?
    16 years old.
    messy bun, chapped lips,
    sobbing eyes, bloody wrists.
    bony thighs, fake smile;
    Mirror am I pretty yet?
    (Julie Martinez)

  17. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 1:32am UTC
    Why have you lost complete interest in me?
    I understand that you're changing, but atleast
    be aware that you're hurting me. What happened
    to the effort you used to give? You used to be like
    a protective big brother. Is it because I have a crush
    on you? I don't understand. I don't understand anything.
    I'm so confused with how I feel. I'm trying my hardest,
    but how can I love someone who won't even let me be their
    friend anymore? You're breaking me. I'm sorry.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 6:40pm UTC
    You know there's a book written about you?
    What?
    Yeah it's called Horton hears a BîTCH ÅSS LITTLE LIAR

  20. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 5:53pm UTC
    ...it's a witty thing♥11
    The heartbreak you go through when one of your favourite users leaves.

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