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SageDuford

1. SageDuford
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2012 9:13pm UTC
   mackenzie is a dirty slutbag hoe face loser
   
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2. SageDuford
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   January 8, 2012 8:15pm UTC
   Yo mammas so fat she can occupy wall street by herself
   
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3. SageDuford
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   November 21, 2011 7:04pm UTC
   T-t-t-today Junior!
   
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4. SageDuford
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   November 21, 2011 7:02pm UTC
   So a horse walks into a bar.Bartender: Why the long face? Horse: My wife is dying of terminal cancer.
   
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5. SageDuford
   posted a quote
   July 14, 2011 8:18am UTC
   You can sip it in the morning,
   Sip it in the evening,
   Sip it at quarter of 3.
   I like sassafras,
   You like sassafras,
   We like sassafras tea!
   
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6. SageDuford
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   July 13, 2011 9:48pm UTC
   ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮
   
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7. SageDuford
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2011 9:14pm UTC
   Fave this if you didn't know that babies weren't born with kneecaps.
   
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8. SageDuford
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   July 12, 2011 9:30pm UTC
   Im like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get.
   
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9. SageDuford
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2011 9:25pm UTC
   You suck, just like my girlfriend..
   
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