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  1. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 12:07am UTC
    Ok, so yesterday, I found out that one of my best guy friends is in hospital. Sunday morning, 11:27am he doused himself in petrol. And lit himself on fire. He's in an indused coma. And there is a 5% chance, that he will live. His whole body is burnt, apart from his back and groin. I cried all through lunch break and until I got home. I cried myself to sleep too. Please get this quote in the top quotes. I miss him so much. .iloveyoujosh<The song dedicated to him: How to save a life-The Fray.> ^^^ listen to it ^^^

  2. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    I own:
    Hair
    [x] straightener
    [] curling iron
    [] mousse
    [] hair spray
    [] gel
    [x] other sprays
    [x] bobby pins
    [x] round barrel brush
    [] blow dryer
    [x] mirror
    [] you have dyed your hair
    [] you have or had highlights
    Total: 5
    Eyes
    [x] black eyeliner
    [x] other color eyeliner
    [x] eye shadow
    [x] mascara
    [] fake eyelashes
    [] eyelash curler
    [] eye shimmer
    [] colored contacts
    [x] sunglasses
    [x] eye makeup remover
    [x] olive oil
    Total so far: 12
    Lips/Teeth
    [x ] clear lip gloss
    [ x] red or pink gloss
    [x ] lip stick
    [x] chap stick
    [ ] lip plumper
    [ ] electric toothbrush
    [] teeth whitener
    [x] lip liner
    [x] more than 15 lip glosses
    [x] toothpaste
    Total so far: 18
    Complexion/Overall face
    [x] blush
    [x] moisturizer
    [x] face wash
    [ x] bronzer
    [x ] makeup remover
    [x ] face wipes
    [x] powder
    [ x] cover up
    Total so far:26
    Nails
    [x] nail polish
    [x] filer
    [x] nail clipper
    [ ] nail buffer
    [ ] cuticle remover
    [ ] nail hardener
    [ ] nail brush
    [ ] Fake nails
    [x ] nail scissors
    Overall Total:30
    Now multiply your overall total by 2
    Then, repost as I am _% obsessed with my looks
    60% obsessed with looks

  3. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 2:51am UTC
    I have screwed up 81% of my teenage life.
    [ ] Kissed someone before dating
    [ x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [ x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [ x] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 3
    [ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [ x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [ ] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [ ] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [ x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 5
    [ x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [ x] Text people during class
    [ x] Passed notes
    [ x] Threw stuff across the room
    [ x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 10
    [ x] Took pictures during school hours
    [ x] Called someone during school hours
    [ x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 13
    [ ] Threw something at the teacher
    [ x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [ x] Broke the dress code
    [ x] Failed a class
    [ x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 17
    [ x] Been called the worst student
    [ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [ x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [ x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 20
    [x ] Faked your parents signature
    [ x] Slept in class
    [ x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [ x] Copied homework
    [ x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [ x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 26
    Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up 78% of my teenage life."
    And I'm still only 13!
    =]=]=]

  4. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 2:36am UTC
    Wow, 10 minutes is really, really long.
    C'mon Tim, get back online.
    PLEASE?!

  5. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 12:45am UTC
    My Perfect Guy <3
    Color Eyes:
    Green
    Blue
    Light Brown
    Dark Brown
    Color Hair:
    Black
    Red
    Light Brown
    Dark Brown
    Dirty Blonde
    Blonde
    Colored
    Type of Hair:
    Curly
    Straight
    Wavy
    Thick
    Dreadlocks
    Mohawk
    Spiky
    Length of Hair:
    Below Chin
    Buzz Cut
    Bald
    Covers Eyes
    Short
    Height:
    Way taller than Me
    Little bit taller than me
    Shorter than Me
    My Height
    Style (clothing):
    Goth
    Preppy
    Sporty
    Emo
    Gangsta
    Hippy
    Artsy
    Nerdy
    Cowboy
    Pretty Boy
    Raggy
    Personality/Atitude/Characteristics:
    Arrogant
    Self Concious
    Confident
    Sporty
    Romantic
    Player-ish
    Rockstar-ish
    Artsy
    Fashionable
    Musical
    Sweet
    Nerdy
    Tough
    Gangsta
    Hippy-ish
    Emo
    Goth
    Jersey Shore-ish
    Surfer-ish
    Tortured Poet-ish
    Caring
    Funny
    Class Clown
    Mama's Boy
    Adventurous
    Passionate
    Cross out answers that don't apply to you and then post as "My Perfect Guy." If you don't you will have 3 years of bad luck. If you do then the guy you like will confess his love for you tomorrow.

  6. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 12:06am UTC
    Type your name: Saffron
    Type your name with your elbow: saADFDFER
    Type your name with your eyes closed: Saffrobn
    Bash your head into the keyboard: kimt8o
    Now repost this quote but delete my answers.

  7. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    Your Real Name: Saffron
    Your "Gangsta" Name (first letter of real name plus first letter of last name + izzle): Shizzle
    Your Detective Name (favorite color & favorite animal): Black Meercat
    Your Soap Opera Name (your middle name & street you live on): Louise Bowen
    Your Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name): Hurlo
    Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color & favorite drink): Yellow V
    Your Witness Protection Name (one of your parent's middle name): Henry
    Your Goth Name (black & the name of one of your pets): Black Kinky
    Your superstar name (the name of one of your pets and the street you live on): Kinky Bowen

  8. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 11:51pm UTC
    Bests
    1. male friend:Bailey
    2. female friend: Petra
    3. Vacation: Australia?
    4. memory: Meeting "him"
    Worst
    1. Time of day: The morning! =P
    2. Day of the week: Sunday. (School the next day?)
    3. Food: ONIONS
    4. Memory: Losing "him"
    5. Subject: Social Studies. =[
    Lasts
    1. Person you last saw: My brother.
    2. Talk on the phone: Some random guy. (Wrong number.)
    3. Hugged: My mum? =]
    Firsts
    1. Kiss: No-one.
    2. Car: Hmmmmm, I'm 13?!
    3. First school: Whenuakite School.
    4. Job: Never had one. =P
    Today
    1. What are you doing now: Zombie Lane and WITTY.
    3. Wearing: Skinny jeans, pumpkin-shaped singlet......
    4. What did you eat for lunch: Chinese. Mmmm. Sore guts though. =[
    5: Better than yesterday: Hmmmmm, Nope.
    Tomorrow
    1. Is: Saturday
    2. Got any plans: Maybe....
    3. Goal: Nope. =]=]=]
    4. Dislikes about tomorrow: Nothing really....
    5. Do you have work: Nope.
    Favorite
    1. Number: 18 or 9 or 5.
    2 Song: Who says by Selena Gomez.
    3. Colors: Black.
    4. Season: Winter. (My birthday!) =D
    5. State: Hmmmmm, I don't live in USA but... Tennessee? I think I spelt it wrong too.
    Currently
    1. Are you in love?: Nope.
    2. Dating someone: Nope.
    3. Missing someone: Yeahp.
    4. Mood: Sore. =[=[=[

  9. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 8:11pm UTC
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  10. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    I have stitches in my face, I had to have a lump taken out.
    It's so cool how I was admitted into the Children's Ward.
    I feel so special. I'm 13. My mum cried when I got knocked out.
    She said I was so brave. The weirdest thing about it was that
    the guy who cut me open, looked EXACTLY like Santa.
    I seen the guy I like in the hospital too. I caught him staring at me,
    I felt like such a dork. He was there with his little brother. Soothing him.
    He lay next to him reading a book, colouring in and making him laugh.
    I wish I had a brother like that. :((
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  11. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2011 1:10am UTC
    @My Social Studies Teacher,
    If I videoed you explaining something and muted it,
    You would look like a total douche.
    Especially with all those stupid hand gestures.
    I should totally do that and put it up on YouTube.
    Fave if I should do that :D

  12. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2011 12:24am UTC
    Thisorthatquiz(:[x] Eminem or Lil Wayne [][] UGGs or flip flops [x][] smoothies or slushies [x][x] Justin Bieber or Cody Simpson [][x] beach or swimming pool [][] Witty or Facebook [x][x] movies or TV shows [][x] curly hair or straight [x][] Abercrombie or Hollister [x][] dogs or cats [x][] Winter or Summer [x][] solo artists or bands [x][x] singing or acting [][x] pictures or videos [x][x] softball or lax[][x] books or magazines[][] love or friendship[x][x]straight or gay[][x]beautiful or hot[][]asleep or awake[x][]sun or stars[x][x]cake or pie[][]m&ms or skittles[x][x]pancakes or French toast[][x] Selena Gomez or Demi Lovato[][ basketball or volleyball[x][] cupcakes or muffins[x][x]Chris Brown or Rihanna[][x] sky dive or bungee jump[x][] Six Flags or Disneyland[x]
    [x] Italian food or Mexican food []♥repost this with your answers! feel free to add more "this or thats"(:

  13. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 5:40am UTC
    It's meeting the man of my dreams,
    and then meeting his beautiful wife.

  14. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 5:30am UTC
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  15. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 5:16am UTC
    Dear James Brass,
    Suck my 12-inch.
    Lots of hate,
    Saffron914

  16. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 4:49am UTC
    [a]vailable: Yes.
    [b]irthday: August 18
    [c]rush: Josh
    [d]rink you last had: Raspberry in a sippy cup :P
    [e]asiest person to talk to: Taaaaaamer.
    [f]avorite genre of music: Rock
    [g]ummy bears or gummy worms: gummy bears, all the way.
    [h]ad your first kiss: No :(
    [i]nstrument: Bass guitar.
    [j]uice: Pineapple. (:
    [k]illed someone: Mosquitoes? Flies......
    [l]ongest trip: Australia.
    [m]ilkshake flavor: Oreo. :o
    [n]umber of siblings: 1 brother.
    [o]ne wish: To not be slim and fit.
    [p]erson who holds the best memories with you: Uhmmm, Taaaaaamer.
    [q]uiet or loud: Loud! :P
    [r]easons to smile:I'm alive, I have good mates and a loving family.
    [s]ong: Absolutely- Nine Days. :D
    [t]ime you woke up: 10.13am?
    [u]mbrella: black. (its my mums.) :P
    [v]egetable: carrots. :B
    [w]arm at the moment: Kinda.
    [x]-rays you've had: My wrist, arm and face.
    [y]our favorite animal: Meercat. Hehehe. :P
    [z]odiac sign: Leo! :D

  17. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 4:36am UTC
    I love you Daddy,
    I know you love me too.
    But you love her more...
    Don't you?</3

  18. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 4:18am UTC
    "'Have I gone mad?' 'I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.'"
    - Alice in Wonderland

  19. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 4:13am UTC
    I love my Nanas place...
    She has Monopoly!

  20. Saffron914 Saffron914
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 3:57am UTC
    Now how many days in a year,
    she woke up with hope
    but she only found tears.
    -Nine Days

:)

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