SabiAhhh's Quotes

SabiAhhh
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July 23, 2013 3:21pm UTC

Homeless people should make more creative signs like " hey, I bet you can't throw a quarter at me!"

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SabiAhhh
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July 22, 2013 6:49pm UTC

All my life I thought air was free.
Until I bought a bag of chips.

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SabiAhhh
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July 15, 2013 2:45pm UTC

* home alone *
me: time to start my concert.

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SabiAhhh
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July 15, 2013 2:39pm UTC

me: mom, i'm hungry, make me food!
mom: make it yourself!
me: nevermind, i'm hungry anymore.

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SabiAhhh
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July 15, 2013 2:36pm UTC

me: i'm too full to eat anymore.
food: are you sure?
me: no.

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SabiAhhh
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July 15, 2013 2:25pm UTC

teacher: why do I hear talking?
me: because you have ears.

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SabiAhhh
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July 15, 2013 2:22pm UTC

All my life I thought air was free.
Until I bought a bag of chips.

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SabiAhhh
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July 15, 2013 2:20pm UTC

* really good song comes on the radio *
me: just shutup. everyone just shut the hell up.

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SabiAhhh
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July 15, 2013 2:08pm UTC

me: * tells mom im baking a cake*
me: * eats cake batter *

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SabiAhhh
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July 1, 2013 10:36am UTC

Teacher: You failed the test.
Me: You failed to educate me.

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SabiAhhh
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July 1, 2013 10:29am UTC

Mom: GET OFF THE COMPUTER! ALL YOU DO IS SIT ALL DAY!!!
Me: Mom, it's wheelchair etiquette. I have to be prepared, just in case I become disabled one day.

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SabiAhhh
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July 1, 2013 10:27am UTC

They say there's a good girl on every corner of the Earth.
Unfortunately, the Earth is round.

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SabiAhhh
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June 28, 2013 4:49pm UTC

Everyone: You're so pretty, any guy would be lucky to have you.
Me: Who is this 'any guy' that you speak of? Bring him forth.

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SabiAhhh
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June 28, 2013 4:36pm UTC

Doctor: Have you ever partaken in sexual activities?
Me: *laughs hysterically and rolls off into the sunset*

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SabiAhhh
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June 28, 2013 4:32pm UTC

I was expelled from school on Pajama Day.
Not my fault I sleep naked.

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SabiAhhh
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July 27, 2012 2:03pm UTC

Dear Lil Wayne & Drake,
BorThanks for telling us that we only live once.
Sincerely,
BorSociety.

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SabiAhhh
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July 26, 2012 12:08pm UTC

Plot Twist: I lose weight.

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SabiAhhh
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July 15, 2012 12:59pm UTC

the awkward moment,
when you realize your pet is a female dog.

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SabiAhhh
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July 13, 2012 7:50pm UTC

me: I'm actually happy right now.
Life: LOL one sec.

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SabiAhhh
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July 13, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Dear face wash Commercial,
Borpeople don't actually splash their face with water like that
Sincerely,
my bathroom floor is now soaking wet.

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