SabiAhhh

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Member Since: 25 Jun 2012 09:26am

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.sabiha elizabeth khan.that's my name, but you can call me sabi for short. :)i don't do the whole candle blowing thing, but if i did,i would do it on the 19th of december.i love witty, even though it has changed, i still love it.anyway,i follow you if you follow me.i follow you if you have good quotes.i follow you if i want to follow you.i dont care if you don't follow me back.xoxo love ya :) xoxo

SabiAhhh
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December 30, 2013 12:53am UTC

kik anyone ? mine is Elizabeth Khann

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SabiAhhh
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December 29, 2013 5:42pm UTC

*gives relationship advice but is currently single*

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SabiAhhh
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December 28, 2013 3:45pm UTC

* in english class*
*student reading*: Tommy sits on a chair.
teacher: what the author is trying to convey is that Tomatheus has a dark past. The chair symbolizes the brutal path that he will have to take partake of in the future. Thus, the author is trying to portray the inhumanity of slavery

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SabiAhhh
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December 28, 2013 3:31pm UTC

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: George!

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SabiAhhh
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December 27, 2013 1:37pm UTC

of course women aren't as busy as men,
we do it right the first time!

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SabiAhhh
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December 27, 2013 1:29pm UTC

women problems:
1. nothing to wear
2. no room for all the clothes

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SabiAhhh
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December 27, 2013 1:27pm UTC

i'm not opinionated,
i'm just always right

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SabiAhhh
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December 27, 2013 1:21pm UTC

i'm not opinionated,
i'm just always right

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SabiAhhh
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December 27, 2013 1:18pm UTC

Raisins that look like chocolate chips
are the reason I have trust issues

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SabiAhhh
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December 27, 2013 1:16pm UTC

If I did not take a seat for a whole night, would that be a one night stand?

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SabiAhhh
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December 27, 2013 1:13pm UTC

If I keep standing outside, will that make me outstanding?

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SabiAhhh
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December 25, 2013 9:23pm UTC

if you have an ugly personality you might as well be ugly

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SabiAhhh
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December 25, 2013 9:05pm UTC

if you have an ugly personality you might as well be ugly

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SabiAhhh
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December 25, 2013 1:37pm UTC

* holding a baby*
baby: *cries*
me: stop.

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SabiAhhh
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December 25, 2013 1:35pm UTC

me: *laughs*
mom: what's so funny? what's going on?
who are you talking to? can I see what's the joke?
are you hiding something?

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SabiAhhh
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December 24, 2013 3:53pm UTC

restarting a game when you know you're about to lose

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SabiAhhh
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December 23, 2013 3:47pm UTC

dear life, when i said "can my day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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SabiAhhh
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December 23, 2013 3:35pm UTC

that stage in a friendship when you can start insulting them.

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SabiAhhh
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December 23, 2013 3:22pm UTC

The trick is to not let anyone know how weird you really are until it's too late for them to back out

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SabiAhhh
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December 22, 2013 9:52pm UTC

*tells everyone im making a cake for dessert* *accidentally eats cake batter*

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