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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 5:56pm UTC
    y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

  2. Veronica Smith* Veronica Smith*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    So, on the radio today,
    this person calls in,
    and requests them to play HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.

  3. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    I don't care if you like boys, girls, cats, dogs, ducks, whatever.
    But, if you stop in front of me in the hallway and start kissing, I'm going to grab your heads and beat them off of each other while yelling some very colorful words.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    My dad: *Screaming from across the house* ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL?!
    Me: No.
    Dad: WHAT?!
    Me: NO I AM NOT WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL
    Dad: *Walks into my room* You don't have to yell, gosh. Why aren't you watching it?
    Me: My team didn't make it and I have better things to do
    Dad: So what are you watching?
    Me: High School Musical
    Dad: Aren't you a little old for that?
    Me: No, I'm never to old to watch Zac Efron sing and dance.
    Me: He's hot.
    Dad: Yeah, he is.
    Me: Dude, you're old.
    Me: And married..
    Dad: I'm just kidding. I was hotter than him. I was smokin' hot, I had babes all over me.
    Me: Sure.
    Dad: Seriously, he's uglaaay
    Me: No!
    Me: Get out, you are not my father.
    Me: Zac Efron please come join me in my room, hot stuff.
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad: You are so weird and I'm missing the game. Buh-bye. *Walks out*
    Dad: *Pokes head back in* I was still smokin' hot. Ask your mom

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:45am UTC
    am i the only one who tries to
    learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.

  7. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    Zero is a countless number;
    I have had countless boyfriends.

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    She wears short skirts
    I wear your granddad's clothes
    She's cheer captain
    & I look incredible.

  9. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    Don't you dare say I have it 'easy'.
    Just because I don't advertise my problems
    doesn't mean I'm not dealing with hardships.
    You idiot.

  10. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    ten years from now
    NONE OF THIS WILL MATTER
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  11. BooBoo2196 BooBoo2196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Cheerleading is a sport to show who you are and what you are made of.
    Live. Love. Cheer

  12. xEmmax xEmmax
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Being with your friends,
    And cussing like you're Jenna Marbles.

  13. Annamaria25 Annamaria25
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    maroon 5 is a
    boy band.....
    and you dont see 69,487,213,567
    quotes about them, now do you?

  14. AerilynLilyoh AerilynLilyoh
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    Why cheerleading is a SPORT♥
    You have to be strong. You aren't just lifting weights. You're lifting people.
    It is dangerous. I the last year, I have gotten two concussions, many sprained ankles and wrists, a fractured foot, and a broken leg.
    When you're stunting, if you're a base, and you drop your flyer, she could die. You have to concentrate.
    When you're stunting, if you're the flyer, you have to make sure you are doing everything right. If you move just slightly to the side while your in the air or if you don't move right, you might be dropped, not only hurting you, but the bases under you. Concentration.
    We practice just as hard as anyone in any other sport. We have practices. We don't just jump and kick. Those jumps and kicks take time and effort to learn, just like learning a play in basketball or football.
    You have basketball games, we have competitions. We don't just compete against one other team. We compete against dozens. Your tournaments are like our final competition.
    We sweat. We get hurt. We work hard, just like in every other sport.

  15. Maddy5423 Maddy5423
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. glosoftballgirl glosoftballgirl
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    We live in a
    messed-up world.
    No matter how you act, or what you say, [x][x][x ]
    No matter how you dress, or what you look like,
    People will always judge you.
    (((( So be yourself, and let them judge. At least they'll be judging
    The real you.
    -Raymatt's quote and format

  17. TaliaWasHere TaliaWasHere
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Hey I just met you.
    and this is crazy...
    but here's my raccoon,
    hope you get rabies.

  18. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    i think it should be
    a law that all teenage girls must watch the movie, Mean Girls, at least once.

  19. mimigirl98 mimigirl98
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    iplaycheer#29.
    No helmet, no shin pads, no jock strap, no knee pads, no elbow pads, no chest protection, no nothing. Just our uniform, shoes, and bow.
    Format By LuckyCutiepie12

  20. cheergirlxx418 cheergirlxx418
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Not every girl can be a cheerleader, it takes a special kind. Cheerleaders are full of life and a little bit out of their mind.

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