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Member Since: 14 May 2011 01:13pm

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  1. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 8:36pm EDT
    Thisorthatquiz(:
    [] Eminem or Lil Wayne []
    [] UGGs or flip flops [x]
    [x] smoothies or slushies [x]
    [] Justin Bieber or Cody Simpson []
    [x] beach or swimming pool [x]
    [x] Witty or Facebook [x]
    [x] movies or TV shows [x]
    [x] curly hair or straight [x]
    [] Abercrombie or Hollister []
    [x] dogs or cats [x]
    [x] Winter or Summer [x]
    [x] solo artists or bands [x]
    [] singing or acting []
    [x] pictures or videos [x]
    [x] softball or lax[x]
    [x] books or magazines[x]
    [x] love or friendship[x]
    [x]straight or gay[x]
    [x]beautiful or hot[x]
    [x]asleep or awake[x]
    [x]sun or stars[x]
    [x]cake or pie[x]
    [x]m&ms or skittles[x]
    [x]pancakes or French toast[]
    [x] Selena Gomez or Demi Lovato[]
    [x] basketball or volleyball[x]
    [x] cupcakes or muffins[x]
    []Chris Brown or Rihanna[]
    [x] sky dive or bungee jump[]
    [] Six Flags or Disneyland[]
    [x] Italian food or Mexican food [x]
    [] Converse or Vans []
    [x] Twilight or Harry Potter []
    [x] Knee-Highs or Ankle-socks [x]
    [x] Chocolate or Vanilla [x]
    [x] Reading or Writing [x]
    [x] Hot Fudge or chocolate syrup [x]
    [x] Homework now or homework later [x]
    [] Fish or Chicken [x]
    [x] Boyfriend or Boy friend [x]
    [x] Music or Phone [x]
    [x] Family or friends [x]
    [x] barn or beach []
    [x]sheep or goat[x]
    [x] mini horse or regular horse[x]

    repost this with your answers! feel free to add more "this or thats"(:

  2. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 3:45pm EDT
    Type your name: Val
    Type your name with your elbow: vczA,l
    Type your name with your eyes closed: val i a good typer lololer... thanks mrs. k :)
    Bash your head into the keyboard: ol
    Now repost this quote but delete my answers.

  3. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 3:41pm EDT
    [a]vailable: helll no
    [b]irthday: april 12
    [c]rush: nate.
    [d]rink you last had: iced tea
    [e]asiest person to talk to: ummm myself.
    [f]avorite genre of music: country
    [g]ummy bears or gummy worms: i dont really care
    [h]ad your first kiss: nope
    [i]nstrument: i dont care
    [j]uice: orange
    [k]illed someone: no???
    [l]ongest trip:myrtle beach
    [m]ilkshake flavor: strawberry or chocolate
    [n]umber of siblings: counting step, 3
    [o]ne wish: ummm horse or to meet ONJ
    [p]erson who holds the best memories with you:ummm bri, or taylor
    [q]uiet or loud: loud
    [r]easons to smile:nate<33333333333333333
    [s]ong: love like crazy lee brice, olivia newton-john, gwyneth paltrow, whatevs
    [t]ime you woke up: 6:17
    [u]mbrella: ummm wtf, walmart?????
    [v]egetable: carrot ;)
    [w]arm at the moment: eh, i guess
    [x]-rays you've had: teeth, wrist, ankle, toe, both middle fingers, all fingers
    [y]our favorite animal: pony<33333333333
    [z]odiac sign: aries

  4. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 3:18pm EDT
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and paste this quote
    4.if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser (;

  5. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 3:11pm EDT
    Personality Quiz
    Girlish
    [ ] I like at least one shade of pink
    [ ] I don't like being messy
    [] My belongings are organized
    [x] I don't like rock music
    [] I like wearing accessories
    [x] Bright colors amaze me
    [] I hate black
    [] I go to the salon once a week
    [x] I comb my hair almost all the time
    [x] I bring my phone with me everywhere
    Boyish
    [x] I like wearing baggy pants
    [X] I play video games
    [] I like Akon
    [x] I like wearing jackets with hoods
    [x] I'm too lazy to do chores
    [] I don't like shopping unless it's for me
    [X] I would go bungee jumping
    [] I like being sweaty
    [] I'm a big fan of marvel heroes
    [] I always wear perfume/cologne
    Nerdy
    [x] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket
    [] I enjoy studying
    [] I wear glasses
    [x] I'm a straight-A student
    [X] I've never skipped any class in my whole life.
    [] I like my shirt tucked in
    [x] One of my favorite subject is science
    [X] I like reading mystery books
    [X] My assignments are passed up on
    time
    Emo
    [x] I am crazy about the color black
    [X] I sit at the corner
    [] One side of my hair is covering one of my eyes.
    [] I like heavy metal rock music
    [x] I have a lot of problems in my life
    [] I don't talk much
    [] I don't have that many friends
    [] I barely have fun
    [] I barely go out with my folks or friends
    Childish
    [x] I love to stare at the ceiling for ten minutes
    [x] I sleep with a stuff toy/pillow.
    [x] I watch cartoons
    [X] I love to invent words only i understand
    [x] I sleep with a night light
    [] My parents are the ones who choose my outfit.
    [x] I'm scared of roller coasters
    [] I like being with my family relatives
    [] I take bubble baths

  6. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 3:26pm EDT
    Ipod Quiz!
    -Go get your Ipod and ask a question and press shuffle
    1.)How will my week be: whiskey lullaby
    2.) What song best describes me: waka waka (time for africa)
    3,)How smart am I: cooler than me
    4.) What do my friends secretly think about me: look at me i'm sandra dee
    5.)What does my family think of me: whatcha say
    6.) How does my crush feel about me: five o'clock angel
    7.)How does the world see me: i cant wait
    8.)Will my dreams come true: summer nights (grease)
    9.)What will my future job be like: when I look at you
    10.)When will I meet my future husband: tell me something i dont know
    11.) When will I get married: im alive (nickelback)
    12.)What will my kids be like: start all over
    13.) What will my soulmate be like: low
    14.) How Will I die: boots on
    15.) What Song will they play at my funeral: our song

  7. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 6:50pm EDT
    letting my friend read my quotes I made up in school cuz I got bored and when she's done reading she can't speak she's laughing so hard. I mean WTF I'm not that funny!!!!!

  8. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 4:47pm EDT
    The awkward moment when.........
    you stop talking because the teacher is right there,
    than less than a minute later,
    you realize that they're across the room.

  9. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 4:42pm EDT
    Hmmm......
    The awkward moment when.....
    you're talking about your love life
    to your friend and you realize that
    a teacher is right behind you.

  10. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 4:35pm EDT
    I would say something else,
    But I'm in a classroom.

  11. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 4:29pm EDT
    Me: I need a piece of paper.
    Funny Person: Meeee!!!!!!!!
    Me: *cracks up*
    Funny Person: howwww!
    Both: *crack up.*

  12. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 4:25pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  13. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 4:08pm EDT
    I try not to
    draw attention to my
    drunkenness.

  14. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 3:25pm EDT
    Random
    YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
    (first pet + car you want)
    Guinea Pig Truck
    YOUR ROCK STAR TOUR NAME:
    ("The" + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + "Tour")
    The Lacrosse Thunderstorm Tour
    YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
    (first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
    Gwyneth April
    YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
    favorite color + favorite animal)
    Orange Horse
    YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
    (middle name + city where you were born)
    Elizabeth Berlin
    YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
    (the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
    Sliva
    SUPERHERO NAME
    ("The" + second favorite color + favorite drink)
    The Blue Shirly Temple
    NASCAR NAME:
    (the first names of your grandfathers)
    Lenoard George
    SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
    (your favorite season/holiday + flower)
    Summer Rose
    CARTOON NAME:
    (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + "ie" or y)
    Orange 4-Hie
    HIPPY NAME:
    (what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree)
    Pop Tart Peaches Willow Tree
    VAMPIRE NAME:
    (Name you want +von Schwarzschild)
    Olivia von Schwarzchild

  15. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 3:19pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  16. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 3:09pm EDT
    [] Kissed someone before dating
    [] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 1
    [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 5
    [x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [x] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 10
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 12
    [x] Threw something at the teacher
    [x ] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 16
    [x] Been called the worst student
    [x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 20
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Grand Total: 26
    Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up __% of my teenage life."
    I have screwed up 78% of my teenage life.

  17. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 2:36pm EDT
    I ride
    cause I can.
    You watch
    cause you can't.

  18. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 2:02pm EDT
    some people say,
    men are like bank accounts,
    the more money, the more interest.
    but my man,
    shows up in my front yard on a horse,
    and takes me to ride away into the sunset,
    then he's good as gold.

  19. SHFchqh0412 SHFchqh0412
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 1:32pm EDT
    How about you go over there →
    because that's where plastic belongs.

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