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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 6:29am UTC
    "One Direction isn't forever, all the boy bands stop"
    Harry: but we sang forever young

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    say the opposite of these words:
    1) always
    2) coming
    3) from
    4) take
    5) me
    6) down

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    cool things always happen when
    i don't have a camera.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    hey dad, guess what?
    your little girl is 18 today.
    it kills me to know that you weren't able to see me grow these last few years. despite all the bad i have done, i like to believe that you would be so proud of me.i
    can't believe i am saying this, but i have to move on. i need to, i hope you understand. i'll always be your little girl, i promise. no matter what i go through, i'll always come to talk to you. i know letting you go is easier said than done, believe me.
    do you remember when i would drive with you on your lap? i drive now. but more than anything, i wish i could still drive with you.
    no one ever told me it would be this hard to let go of someone. that it would finally take ten years to finally unerstand. in reality, it tkaes a lifetime, and even more.
    mom isn't doing too well. i'm scared more than anything. i don't want to lose her, too. i just can't.
    do you remember when i always said that i would be your best friend? i'm still sticking to my word.
    i still can't believe that it's been ten years and a month since it happened. i still feel like it was yesterday. i remember everything that happened that day.
    maybe one day soon i'll come and visit you and just talk all day with you.
    you know, i still search for you in crowded places. it's silly, i know. but a girl can hope, right?
    i wish you could be here to tell me how much you love me and miss me. but i know you can't be.
    i can still feel your stubble brushing across my cheek as i had said goodbye to you that very last time.
    i miss that feeling more than anything in the world.
    dad, your little girl is eighteen. can you believe it?
    most eighteen year olds wish for a car, money and a boyfriend on their birthday.
    i just wish i could hug you one last time.
    you will always be my hero, dad.
    february 20, 2967 - october 6, 2002
    "your memory is my keepsake with which i'll never part;
    god has you in his keeping, i have you in my heart."

  5. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    So we were in Gym Class.....
    and my friend kept hitting me in the face with dodgeballs,
    so i turned around and jokingly said,
    "Oh my God, get your balls out of my face!"
    You should have seen the look of the teacher's face.......

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    damnnnnn gurrrrrrl, are you a fire detector?
    'cause you are really f/cking loud and annoying.

  7. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    Shout out to the teachers
    Who make you watch a movie
    With no question sheet

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    i used to cheat during Seven Up
    by looking at people's shoes from underneath my elbow.

  9. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    Being Sick in Elementary School:
    Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies!
    Being Sick in High School:
    OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA .

    -tumblr, btw

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    to my future childern;
    if you say "swag" i'm taking your iphone 27 away.

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    The best times to kiss a girl
    When she’s babbling on about something.
    When you’re arguing.
    When you see her.
    When you’re with her.
    When you’re with your friends.
    When she cries.
    When she's happy.
    When she does something you love.
    After you ask her out.
    After she says she loves you.
    After you just kissed her.
    Before you leave.
    My point is,
    whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her.
    It makes her feel loved.

  12. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Stalking is when
    two people go for a walk
    but only one of them knows about it.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
    It kind of just happened.
    I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesntcare if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constantbutterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
    my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
    so , witty girls , just remember...
    Love comes when you least expect it

  15. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    its funny how red,white,and blue
    represent freesom..
    until they¨re flashing behind you

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    DO YOU EVER
    WISH YOU HAD
    A SECOND CHANCE
    TO MEET SOMEONE
    AGAIN FOR THE
    FIRST TIME?

  17. laaurenn laaurenn
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    She wears short skirts
    I eat pizza
    She's cheer captain
    & I'm still eating pizza.

  18. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Dear 'boyfriend';
    Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
    Note: Please be prepared to submit additional information e.g. psychological profile, DNA samples and admission to polygraph exam.
    1. Name:______________________________________ Date of Birth __/__/____
    2.Height: __ft__in. Weight: ___Lbs. I.Q: __ GPA: __
    3.Social Security Number: ___-___-____ Drivers License: State: _______ Number: _____________
    4.Home address____________________ City: _____________ State_____
    5: Boy Scout Rank: _________________
    6.How fast can you run 40 yards: ____sec. Two Miles: ___min.
    7.Church you attend: ___________________ How Often? _____________________
    8.In 50 words or less, Explan what "DONT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" means to you:
    _____________________________________________________________________________________.
    9. In 50 words or less, Explain what "Late" means to you:
    ____________________________________________________________________________________.
    10. Complete the following sentences:
    a) If I were to be shot, the last place I would want to be shot is in the __________.
    b) If I were to be beaten, the last bone I would want to have broken is ___________.
    c) The one thing I hope this Application does not as is________________________________________.
    d) In the unfortunate event of my untimely death, I would like my ashes scattered ___________________.
    e)My greatest fear is____________________________.
    11. What do you want me be if you grow up?_________________________________________.
    12.How you ever been fingerprinted? Yes___ No___
    13. Do you have any identifying marks? e.g. birth marks,scars, tattoos Yes___ No___
    14.My dentist is __________________________________ City:_______________ State:______________
    I hereby swear that all the information supplied above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of Deah and or Dismemberment.
    Signed:____________________________________
    Thank you for your interest! Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not call, write or E-mail. Any attempts at contact during the processing of this application could be hazardous to your health and/or cause serious personal injury.
    Sincerely,
    Daddy's Orders

  19. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Mitt Romney: I like big bird but I'm going to cut PBS to save money.
    SAVE BIG BIRD.
    VOTE FOR OBAMA.

  20. xstories_ xstories_
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Today was my school talent show.
    Me, being myself - decided to sing "Skyscraper" by Demi Lovato. I did my thing, I sang. And, at the end - people were in tears and I got a standing ovation. I have never felt so good about myself. The dean went to take the microphone away, but I asked if I could say something to my peers. He allowed me. That's when my heart poured out.. "Thank you all, really. Now, I have something to say." After that, it became dead silent. "You're clapping for me now, right? Weren't half of you guys the people who said I was 'fat' yesterday? Yeah. Little do you know, I can't keep my food down because of those things you say. I can go days without eating. I hope you know that." Then, I had to stop because some girls were laughing. I walked up to them and pulled up my bracelets. "Hey, Bri. Look. Look at what YOU caused. Yes, YOU. You practically put these scars on my wrist. Because of people like you, people turn into people like me. Can I just ask why? Why do you do this to me and so many others?" Her answer was this; "Well, Nicole. I do it because people are losers, a lot like you." And at that, I had enough. What did I say? I said, "Bri, I'm done. I'm done with you. So is everyone else. YOU NEED TO STOP. I'm sick of you. If you don't stop soon, something WILL happen. It may happen to me. Or to you. Or to that girl over there. Just, STOP. Ok? Go on and try to tear me down, I will be rising from the ground. Like a skyscraper." I turned around and walked away. I wasn't finished though. I turned back around to face my peers and said, "I thought suicide was the answer. But, I KNOW it's not. Don't try it, guys. You hurt yourself, you hurt your family. And it hurts your friends. Please. Talk to me if you need anything." People clapped so loud, my ears were about to bust. But, WAIT. I'm not done yet... This really popular guy, Mike, came up to the front. He took the microphone and said, "Nicole.. Thank you for giving me the courage to do this." No one knew what was coming, but what he said shocked so many people. "Bri, we're through." I have never laughed harder in my life. Best day ever? I think YES.
    W

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