YoUr MaMmA JoKeS!
1)Your mamma is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change!
2)Your mamma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
3)Your mamma is so fat, when the KCF guy asked her which bucket size she wanted, she said, "The one on the roof!"
4)Your mamma is so poor, I walked into her front yard and was in her back yard!
5)Your mamma is so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad!
6)Your mamma is so old that her breastmilk is now powder!
7)Your mamma is so hairy and fat that King Kong has met his match!
8)Your mamma is fat that she uses the Pacific Ocean as a kitty pool
9)Your mamma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a weight scale
10)Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
11)Your mamma is so big, she uses a Jungle Gym for a walker!
12)Your mamma is so fat her blood type is rock road!
13)Your mamma is so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
14)Your mamma is so fat that her belt line is the equator!
15)Your mamma is so fat when she goes to the beach, she changes the tide!
16)Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
17)Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
18)Your mamma is so fat, she actually uses Chandelirs and chandelir earrings!
^^haha ill add more later!
Laurenx0x0