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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 12:26pm UTC

do you ever
get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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伤*
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September 11, 2013 1:22pm UTC

At this moment twelve years ago, millions of Americans went to bed quietly, with no thought that the next morning their world would change forever. That night hundreds packed flight bags they would not live to open. Thousands slept with loved ones for the last time. One never knows what a new day has in store. Let us live each day to the fullest, and never miss a chance to let those dearest to us, know of our love for them. So tonight, if you have someone in your life you love, tell them.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:18am UTC

Have you ever sent a really risky text
And when the person replies
You really don't want to see it
But at the same time you are so anxious to see their reply

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gab*
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 4:42pm UTC

but
"JUST FRIENDS"
just don't
look at each other
talk to each other
touch each other
love each other
like that.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:38am UTC

girl: all boys are the same
me: yes, zac efron, adolf hítler and barack obama all have extreme similarities.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:58am UTC

Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 6:45am UTC

me: i am not allowed to like that boy.
me: i am not allowed to like that boy
me: i am not allowed to like that boy
me: ...
me: ...
me: ...i like that boy.

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FluffyScamp
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 2:43pm UTC

I've won;
Last chemotherapy treatment on 5/28/2013
Now, on with living my life.

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gab*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 9:13pm UTC

books and TV make it seem
so easy.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:16pm UTC

"I'm sorry" and "My bad" mean
the same thing- unless you're at a funeral.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:15pm UTC

gir L S„.,
weAER sHortS???? In SuMMER?????.„,. nO „„, BaD,. , too Por no gRaphic „ m i g/ht distraCt boys„ , . mus T punISh girls„,. how Dare thEy have lEGs., .????
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 8:32pm UTC

If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies, here's what happened after all their dreams came true.
Ariel: I loved being a princess down in the beautiful ocean blue. But mermaids are gonig missing, they end up in someone's stew. So just try to put your self into somebody else's kills. You're killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills. Thank you BP, thank you BP. The British are killing, oil is spilling. Now I can't see. My eyes! Chinamen feast on flounder's fins. Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends. Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning, thanks to BP. You s.uck!
Jasmine: Hey, I'm okay. But I'm slightly scared. My husband's a mark for the war on terror. Aladdin was taken by the CIA. We're not Taliban, you've got the wrong man in Guantanamo Bay! Prince Ali, where could he be? Drowning in wa wa? Interogation from the nation of the "free". Bin Laden's taken the fall. We're not trained pilots at all. Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss. We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us. Bush was crazy. Obama's lazy. al-Qaeda's not in this country. Set free my Prince Ali!
Belle: This town's gone wild since I married Adam. They think I'm going straight to h.ell. But the charges laid on me of b.eastiality could wind up getting me thrown in a cell. No, I'm overrun by mad men, I hear they plan to burn me at the stake. They legit believe I'm S.atan and now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away.
Pocahontas: After John Smith travelled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the fields. More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit. And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel. They forced us into unknown lands of exile. They pillaged, r.aped, and left us all for dead. So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon when I separate their bodies from their heads. Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? Can you paint with the red colors in these men? I can m.urder if I please 'cause I'm dying of disease. I can paint with the red colors in these men
Thanks to BP. Where's Prince Ali? B.eastiality. I've got S T Ds.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:57pm UTC

me: *sprays febreeze all over your crappy attitude*

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 4:33am UTC

boys walk around shirtless: oh that's fine, it was a hot day and they didn't want to overheat!
girls wear clothes that acknowledge the fact that we are human beings who have shoulders: nO, ///STOP//// the boys will be dISTRACTED FROM LEARNING, keep your sinful shoulders under cover good lord.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:18pm UTC

people
at my school think im ‘witty famous,’ so this one girl slapped me with a banana and said “haha now you make a quote about me :)”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:11pm UTC

I think a great idea for reality TV
is to take 15 random teens from around the world who are addicted to the internet, and put them in an Amish village until they have a mental breakdown.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 8:17pm UTC

cop: sir, what is that bottle next to you?
man: water.
cop: sir, that is wine.
man: what?
man: that jesus.
man: he did it again.

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 7:23pm UTC

You're Beautiful
From Bunnylover43
Look at the top left corner

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AnInsecureGirl
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 11:35am UTC

"Words have no power to impress the mind withouth the exquisite horror of their reality."
-Edgar Allan Poe

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 6:50pm UTC

"If there are any idiots in the room,
please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet. "Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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