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  1. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    Zayn Malik: I actually had my first kiss when I was seventeen.
    Niall Horan: And what age are you now?
    Zayn Malik: Seventeen.
    Niall Horan: Sort your life out man...
    Just an fyi. Zayn had his
    First kiss when he was 8.
    Just thought the quote
    Was funny ;)

  2. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    One Direction Fact Number 43:
    Before they named the band One Direction, Niall suggested "Niall and the Potatos"

  3. FullofWit FullofWit
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    The Husband Games
    putting every Directioner in an arena and fight till death until 5 girls remain for each of the boys

  4. hayleyrawrsx3 hayleyrawrsx3
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Has anyone else noticed...
    that Ke$ha kind of fell off the face of the earth?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #193
    Ellen DeGeneres said,
    "I got paid to say Justin and Selena are cute together.
    In reality, it creeps me out."
    Ellen, i LOVE you.

  6. onedirection_infection onedirection_infection
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 6:56am UTC
    One Direction Fact #10
    Harry has ridden a motorbike naked before.

  7. onedirection_infection onedirection_infection
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 7:09am UTC
    One Direction Fact #11
    When Niall was 5, he sat in his uncle's wedding cake.

  8. onedirection_infection onedirection_infection
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 7:54am UTC
    One Direction Fact #18
    Liam eats ice-cream with a fork.

  9. onedirection_infection onedirection_infection
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 7:54am UTC
    One Direction Fact #22
    In normal conversations, the boys
    refer to their fans as 'our girls'.

  10. onedirection_infection onedirection_infection
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    One Direction Fact #25
    Harry shaved a 'H' in Zayn's leg hair while he slept.

  11. MaeMae103 MaeMae103
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    Admit it,
    You walk past a beautiful girl at school and think why can't I be that pretty. You walk past good looking guys and think why can't he be my boyfirend? You walk past a cute couple and thinking i'm not perfect enough to be in that relationship. You walk past a huge house and think why can't I be rich?
    You walk past a mirror thinking,why did I have to be me?
    You not alone.

  12. red_vans101 red_vans101
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Normal couples:
    "You hang up!"
    "No, you hang up!"
    Katniss and Peeta:
    "You kill me!"
    "No, you kill me!"

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:10am UTC
    "Who's most likely to cry?"
    Harry: Niall, He gets upset when he's hungry
    Louis: which is the majority of the time
    -OneDirection

  14. choosecarefully choosecarefully
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    •••••••••
    Fave if you're one of the few people who
    know the difference between your & you're
    •••••••••

  15. xPoptartStealerx xPoptartStealerx
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Admit it,
    When someone is mean to you you spend the next 2 months winning arguments with them in your shower.

  17. GABTASTIC_ GABTASTIC_
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    ♥ i w i l l n o t f o l l o w EVERY PERSON THAT FAVORITES THIS c:

  18. xocheetahcrayonxo xocheetahcrayonxo
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    R e m o v e t h e l o v e t r i a n g l e, and the Hunger Games is about a televised fight to the death. Remove the love triangle, and Twilight is about a girl who moves to a town where it rains a lot.

  19. skinnyminikitty skinnyminikitty
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    what if this
    planet was really just a reality tv show for other planets :0
    mind=blown

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    I changed my car horn to sound like gun shots.
    People get out of my way a lot faster now.

:)

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