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RoseNightshade1799

  1. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 12:45am EST
    I always act nice to people when they're sick
    Because I don't want them to die on me
    And then I'll be blamed by everyone
    I mean because I love everyone unconditionally
    And care for all people's health and wellbeing.

  2. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    January 22, 2014 12:40am EST
    There are lots of stereotypes,
    And there are lots of traditional roles
    For different kinds of people:
    Men, women, black people, white people,
    Asians, Latinos, Native Americans,
    Gay, straight, bi....
    The list goes on.
    A person can choose
    Whether to fulfill all of these assumptions,
    Or completely abandon them.
    Most people are a mix of both:
    Of old and new,
    Of expected and surprising.
    They choose what they want to adhere to
    And choose what they want to throw out.
    Everyone has different facets to them,
    And whatever a person's choice in life
    Should be respected,
    Whether they lean towards the traditional
    Or towards the newfangled.

  3. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    January 22, 2014 12:14am EST
    The wonderful thing about Tiggers
    Is Tiggers are wonderful things!
    Their tops are made out of rubber
    Their bottoms are made out of springs!
    They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
    Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
    But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is
    That I'm the only one!

  4. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    January 18, 2014 11:20am EST
    Library Pick-Up Line:
    "I don't have a library card on me right now,
    But can I check you out?"

  5. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    January 18, 2014 11:18am EST
    Getting praise from someone who's usually really uptight and strict
    Is one of the best feelings in the world.
    Because you know that you worked really hard to deserve that,
    And they look like the nicest person you've ever met
    Once they smile.

  6. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    January 11, 2014 8:50pm EST
    "Breaking bad.
    Fixing good."
    ~Life lessons from Tarzan

  7. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    January 10, 2014 7:58pm EST
    I'm either really philosophical
    and try to find meaning behind everything
    And always give people advice about how to enjoy life
    Or
    I'm that annoying little sh*t
    who still makes p*nis jokes

  8. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    January 9, 2014 7:52pm EST
    Oh my god
    This girl at my school had a birthday today
    And her friend bought her a box of Lucky Charms
    And went through the whole thing and picked out all the cereal
    Because she knew that her friend only liked the marshmallows
    This is a truly great friend

  9. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    January 6, 2014 7:58pm EST
    When I die,
    I want people to write their fondest memory,
    Inside joke, quote, from me
    On a balloon,
    Then let go.
    When I die,
    I want my ashes
    To be scattered by the wind,
    To be carried away by a river to the sea,
    To be packed into the earth.
    Let my tombstone be a living and growing giant.
    Let my grave be
    A quiet place in the hearts of all those I love,
    Where they will remember me and laugh
    About what I did while living,
    Not regret the fact that I am dead.
    I do not want to be buried under the earth
    And forgotten,
    Only a solemn, still, pale face
    Among others.

  10. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    January 4, 2014 10:21pm EST
    Sometimes I like to imagine
    That I'm part of a big crazy Youtube family
    Where I have nigahiga as my brother
    And then danisnotonfire as a cousin
    And Jenna Marbles as a crazy aunt
    And various musicians placed in between
    You know

  11. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    January 4, 2014 10:18pm EST
    My mom: Well, let's get pants 10 sizes bigger than you are now.
    My mom: They might shrink in the wash.
    My mom: And if you ever get fat you can still wear them.
    My mom: Just in case. It's good to plan ahead.
    Me: *grumbles* That's my mom. Always practical.

  12. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    December 31, 2013 10:39pm EST
    So after all the magical objects in the castle turned back into humans...
    How did they function?
    Like how could they clean and cook and stuff
    without wardrobes and dusters and candles and clocks

  13. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    December 31, 2013 12:50pm EST
    Dads at party: *are all deathly silent*
    Dads at party: *suddenly all erupt in deafening laughter*

  14. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    December 30, 2013 12:17pm EST
    Sometimes I wonder
    If angels look down at us and laugh a little,
    With us like strange fish,
    Bright and colorful in a vast swirling sea,
    And we know the width but are still trying to find the depth.
    What fascinating creatures we must be!
    With our power for light or dark or most often both,
    With our strange acts of love and hate,
    All the things we do
    In this one, short, fleeting life of ours
    That must pass in the blink of an eye.
    And the angels might laugh,
    Walk away and say,
    "How ridiculous, how strange!"
    And they are exactly right.

  15. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    December 27, 2013 8:25pm EST
    I don't get why being friends with your parents is such a bad thing.
    I realize that some people's parents are genuinely sh***y.
    My parents are b****s all the time.
    Hell, everyone is a b**** sometime in their life.
    I'm saying it's okay to hate people,
    But why isn't okay to like your parents?
    Even though they drive me insane they're still my family,
    And I try to maintain a good relationship with them.
    But it seems like complaining about every single flaw in your parents
    Is what makes you socially acceptable.
    And what's all the stuff about being "antisocial"
    If you spend time with your mom or dad?
    Like, I make friends. I have lots of friends.
    But I also think that family is really important, too.

  16. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    December 25, 2013 7:21pm EST
    Ents: The ultimate reason to be eco-friendly.
    Treebeard: That motherf***er gonna bulldoze my forest?
    Treebeard: BRING IT.

  17. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    December 24, 2013 3:05pm EST
    Who decided that short people should be picked on
    Like, "Oh, I'm so tall that I bump my head on low ceilings"
    "And I'm bad at gymnastics"
    "And hide-and-seek"
    "And I get stuck going through those covered slides on the playground"
    Like honestly being short is just as awesome as being tall

  18. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    December 23, 2013 1:31pm EST
    They should teach a class
    Where instead of just telling us about books
    they should tell about world-changing classic video games and movies
    And talk about the values and virtues in those.
    Because honestly, books aren't the only source of wisdom in this world.

  19. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    December 20, 2013 7:31pm EST
    'Cause baby all I want for Christmas is youuuuuu
    And food.
    And an iPad.
    And ya know, a whole f*cking supermarket would be nice too.

  20. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
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    December 20, 2013 7:27pm EST
    *currently cutting my grade reports into paper snowflakes*

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