I always act nice to people when they're sick Because I don't want them to die on me And then I'll be blamed by everyone I mean because I love everyone unconditionally And care for all people's health and wellbeing.
There are lots of stereotypes, And there are lots of traditional roles For different kinds of people: Men, women, black people, white people, Asians, Latinos, Native Americans, Gay, straight, bi.... The list goes on. A person can choose Whether to fulfill all of these assumptions, Or completely abandon them. Most people are a mix of both: Of old and new, Of expected and surprising. They choose what they want to adhere to And choose what they want to throw out. Everyone has different facets to them, And whatever a person's choice in life Should be respected, Whether they lean towards the traditional Or towards the newfangled.
The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is Tiggers are wonderful things! Their tops are made out of rubber Their bottoms are made out of springs! They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is That I'm the only one!
Getting praise from someone who's usually really uptight and strict Is one of the best feelings in the world. Because you know that you worked really hard to deserve that, And they look like the nicest person you've ever met Once they smile.
Oh my god This girl at my school had a birthday today And her friend bought her a box of Lucky Charms And went through the whole thing and picked out all the cereal Because she knew that her friend only liked the marshmallows This is a truly great friend
When I die, I want people to write their fondest memory, Inside joke, quote, from me On a balloon, Then let go. When I die, I want my ashes To be scattered by the wind, To be carried away by a river to the sea, To be packed into the earth. Let my tombstone be a living and growing giant. Let my grave be A quiet place in the hearts of all those I love, Where they will remember me and laugh About what I did while living, Not regret the fact that I am dead. I do not want to be buried under the earth And forgotten, Only a solemn, still, pale face Among others.
Sometimes I like to imagine That I'm part of a big crazy Youtube family Where I have nigahiga as my brother And then danisnotonfire as a cousin And Jenna Marbles as a crazy aunt And various musicians placed in between You know
My mom: Well, let's get pants 10 sizes bigger than you are now. My mom: They might shrink in the wash. My mom: And if you ever get fat you can still wear them. My mom: Just in case. It's good to plan ahead. Me: *grumbles* That's my mom. Always practical.
Sometimes I wonder If angels look down at us and laugh a little, With us like strange fish, Bright and colorful in a vast swirling sea, And we know the width but are still trying to find the depth. What fascinating creatures we must be! With our power for light or dark or most often both, With our strange acts of love and hate, All the things we do In this one, short, fleeting life of ours That must pass in the blink of an eye. And the angels might laugh, Walk away and say, "How ridiculous, how strange!" And they are exactly right.
I don't get why being friends with your parents is such a bad thing. I realize that some people's parents are genuinely sh***y. My parents are b****s all the time. Hell, everyone is a b**** sometime in their life. I'm saying it's okay to hate people, But why isn't okay to like your parents? Even though they drive me insane they're still my family, And I try to maintain a good relationship with them. But it seems like complaining about every single flaw in your parents Is what makes you socially acceptable. And what's all the stuff about being "antisocial" If you spend time with your mom or dad? Like, I make friends. I have lots of friends. But I also think that family is really important, too.
Who decided that short people should be picked on Like, "Oh, I'm so tall that I bump my head on low ceilings" "And I'm bad at gymnastics" "And hide-and-seek" "And I get stuck going through those covered slides on the playground" Like honestly being short is just as awesome as being tall
They should teach a class Where instead of just telling us about books they should tell about world-changing classic video games and movies And talk about the values and virtues in those. Because honestly, books aren't the only source of wisdom in this world.