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RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 12:45am UTC

I always act nice to people when they're sick
Because I don't want them to die on me
And then I'll be blamed by everyone
I mean because I love everyone unconditionally
And care for all people's health and wellbeing.

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RoseNightshade1799
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January 22, 2014 12:40am UTC

There are lots of stereotypes,
And there are lots of traditional roles
For different kinds of people:
Men, women, black people, white people,
Asians, Latinos, Native Americans,
Gay, straight, bi....
The list goes on.
A person can choose
Whether to fulfill all of these assumptions,
Or completely abandon them.
Most people are a mix of both:
Of old and new,
Of expected and surprising.
They choose what they want to adhere to
And choose what they want to throw out.
Everyone has different facets to them,
And whatever a person's choice in life
Should be respected,
Whether they lean towards the traditional
Or towards the newfangled.

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RoseNightshade1799
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January 22, 2014 12:14am UTC

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is
That I'm the only one!

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RoseNightshade1799
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January 18, 2014 11:20am UTC

Library Pick-Up Line:
"I don't have a library card on me right now,
But can I check you out?"

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RoseNightshade1799
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January 18, 2014 11:18am UTC

Getting praise from someone who's usually really uptight and strict
Is one of the best feelings in the world.
Because you know that you worked really hard to deserve that,
And they look like the nicest person you've ever met
Once they smile.

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RoseNightshade1799
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January 11, 2014 8:50pm UTC

"Breaking bad.
Fixing good."
~Life lessons from Tarzan

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RoseNightshade1799
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January 10, 2014 7:58pm UTC

I'm either really philosophical
and try to find meaning behind everything
And always give people advice about how to enjoy life
Or
I'm that annoying little sh*t
who still makes p*nis jokes

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RoseNightshade1799
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January 9, 2014 7:52pm UTC

Oh my god
This girl at my school had a birthday today
And her friend bought her a box of Lucky Charms
And went through the whole thing and picked out all the cereal
Because she knew that her friend only liked the marshmallows
This is a truly great friend

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RoseNightshade1799
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January 6, 2014 7:58pm UTC

When I die,
I want people to write their fondest memory,
Inside joke, quote, from me
On a balloon,
Then let go.
When I die,
I want my ashes
To be scattered by the wind,
To be carried away by a river to the sea,
To be packed into the earth.
Let my tombstone be a living and growing giant.
Let my grave be
A quiet place in the hearts of all those I love,
Where they will remember me and laugh
About what I did while living,
Not regret the fact that I am dead.
I do not want to be buried under the earth
And forgotten,
Only a solemn, still, pale face
Among others.

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RoseNightshade1799
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January 4, 2014 10:21pm UTC

Sometimes I like to imagine
That I'm part of a big crazy Youtube family
Where I have nigahiga as my brother
And then danisnotonfire as a cousin
And Jenna Marbles as a crazy aunt
And various musicians placed in between
You know

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RoseNightshade1799
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January 4, 2014 10:18pm UTC

My mom: Well, let's get pants 10 sizes bigger than you are now.
My mom: They might shrink in the wash.
My mom: And if you ever get fat you can still wear them.
My mom: Just in case. It's good to plan ahead.
Me: *grumbles* That's my mom. Always practical.

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RoseNightshade1799
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December 31, 2013 10:39pm UTC

So after all the magical objects in the castle turned back into humans...
How did they function?
Like how could they clean and cook and stuff
without wardrobes and dusters and candles and clocks

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RoseNightshade1799
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December 31, 2013 12:50pm UTC

Dads at party: *are all deathly silent*
Dads at party: *suddenly all erupt in deafening laughter*

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RoseNightshade1799
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December 30, 2013 12:17pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder
If angels look down at us and laugh a little,
With us like strange fish,
Bright and colorful in a vast swirling sea,
And we know the width but are still trying to find the depth.
What fascinating creatures we must be!
With our power for light or dark or most often both,
With our strange acts of love and hate,
All the things we do
In this one, short, fleeting life of ours
That must pass in the blink of an eye.
And the angels might laugh,
Walk away and say,
"How ridiculous, how strange!"
And they are exactly right.

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RoseNightshade1799
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December 27, 2013 8:25pm UTC

I don't get why being friends with your parents is such a bad thing.
I realize that some people's parents are genuinely sh***y.
My parents are b****s all the time.
Hell, everyone is a b**** sometime in their life.
I'm saying it's okay to hate people,
But why isn't okay to like your parents?
Even though they drive me insane they're still my family,
And I try to maintain a good relationship with them.
But it seems like complaining about every single flaw in your parents
Is what makes you socially acceptable.
And what's all the stuff about being "antisocial"
If you spend time with your mom or dad?
Like, I make friends. I have lots of friends.
But I also think that family is really important, too.

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RoseNightshade1799
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December 25, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Ents: The ultimate reason to be eco-friendly.
Treebeard: That motherf***er gonna bulldoze my forest?
Treebeard: BRING IT.

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RoseNightshade1799
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December 24, 2013 3:05pm UTC

Who decided that short people should be picked on
Like, "Oh, I'm so tall that I bump my head on low ceilings"
"And I'm bad at gymnastics"
"And hide-and-seek"
"And I get stuck going through those covered slides on the playground"
Like honestly being short is just as awesome as being tall

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RoseNightshade1799
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December 23, 2013 1:31pm UTC

They should teach a class
Where instead of just telling us about books
they should tell about world-changing classic video games and movies
And talk about the values and virtues in those.
Because honestly, books aren't the only source of wisdom in this world.

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RoseNightshade1799
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December 20, 2013 7:31pm UTC

'Cause baby all I want for Christmas is youuuuuu
And food.
And an iPad.
And ya know, a whole f*cking supermarket would be nice too.

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RoseNightshade1799
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December 20, 2013 7:27pm UTC

*currently cutting my grade reports into paper snowflakes*

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