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RoseNightshade1799

1. RoseNightshade1799
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2013 12:40am UTC
   When you remember something hilarious
   And you can't help but burst out in a fit of giggles
   And everyone around you just stares at you like you've gone insane
   
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2. RoseNightshade1799
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   December 15, 2013 5:23pm UTC
   Don't ever put down anyone.
   That includes yourself.
   
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3. RoseNightshade1799
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   December 10, 2013 8:38pm UTC
   Did you know
   that about a quarter of all Black Swans are homosexual?
   They bond for life,
   Sometimes stealing other heterosexual couple's eggs or having a surrogate lay eggs for them.
   And besides the nest invading, I think that's pretty darn cute.
   
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4. RoseNightshade1799
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   December 10, 2013 8:29pm UTC
   My English teacher: If I ever get rich then I'm going to get a yacht, drive it to the bay, and just invite everyone onboard for free to party and eat food and get like a band and make as much noise as I can
   My English teacher: Yeah, If I ever get rich, I'm gonna slap the definition of rich people in the face.
   
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5. RoseNightshade1799
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   December 9, 2013 7:27pm UTC
   PUBERTY: YOU DID IT RIGHT.
   ~…me to basically every character from the Harry Potter movies ever
   
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6. RoseNightshade1799
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   December 9, 2013 7:24pm UTC
   Whenever we get a day off because of snow I can hear the distant laugh of people living in Minnesota.
   
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7. RoseNightshade1799
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   December 9, 2013 7:22pm UTC
   I always seem to paying attention when things happen.
   When you pay attention, the weirdest sh*t seems to happen.
   
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8. RoseNightshade1799
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   December 9, 2013 6:19pm UTC
   When you don't order things in a restaurant
   because you're afraid of pronouncing it wrong.
   
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9. RoseNightshade1799
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   December 9, 2013 6:17pm UTC
   Try yelling "MOM!" at the end of a really long line
   And see how many people turn around.
   
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10. RoseNightshade1799
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    December 6, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    The hills are aliiiive with the sound of
    the shredding of my enemies' bones
    
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11. RoseNightshade1799
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    December 5, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    Sister: Do you have any friends?
    Me: Of course I do.
    Sister: Really? How many friends do you have?
    Me: All ten seasons.
    Sister:
    Sister:
    Sister:
    And this is why I don't have any
    
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12. RoseNightshade1799
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    December 5, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    Hello!
    My Name Is
    Inigo Montoya.
    You killed my father.
    Prepare to die.
    
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13. RoseNightshade1799
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    December 3, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    Kintsukuroi
    "To repair with gold"; the art of repairing pottery with gold or silver lacquer and understanding that the piece is more beautiful for having been broken.
    
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14. RoseNightshade1799
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    December 3, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    Did you know that in traditional Hawaiian weddings,
    Instead of "I do," they're supposed to say "No."
    Because instead of asking "Will you marry them,"
    They ask, "Will you ever leave them."
    
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15. RoseNightshade1799
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    December 3, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    I just found out that my crush was born on Tax Day.
    Dear Jesus.
    
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16. RoseNightshade1799
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    November 28, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    My dad can literally fall asleep anywhere.
    ~a bed
    ~a chair
    ~a swimming pool
    ~on top of the bloody bodies of his vanquished enemies
    ~a couch
    
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17. RoseNightshade1799
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    November 27, 2013 1:31am UTC
    You know what?
    I'm tired.
    I know we have some things in common.
    And I know that we're similar in a lot of ways.
    I know that you're funny and sweet...
    But I also know that you can be the biggest *sshole,
    And I just can't deal with that all the time.
    And we don't have the same interests.
    We'd never understand each other.
    But I don't want to miss a good person like you in my life.
    If it's possible to stay friends, then I want that kind of relationship with you.
    But otherwise, I'm moving on.
    I don't want to be with you.
    You don't have everything I need, and I'm not perfect for you either.
    No regrets this time.
    No looking back.
    I love you, I do.
    I love you like a brother.
    
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18. RoseNightshade1799
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    November 27, 2013 12:58am UTC
    Old couples are so adorable.
    There's just some sort of subtle charm about them:
    Their old-fashionedness and their steadfastness,
    How they tease each other all the time and pretend to hate each other,
    But really are in love.
    And, of course, the fact that they're still together after so long,
    That they're willing to spend that long knowing one person.
    That just melts my heart.
    
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19. RoseNightshade1799
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    November 25, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    That mysterious piece of glitter
    That always seems to show up and get randomly stuck on your face.
    
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20. RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    If you don't say something stupid everyday of your life then you're not doing it right.
    
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