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  1. Kellin and Vic * Kellin and Vic *
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2015 8:26am UTC
    Not all stars show,not all wounds heal, sometimes you cant always see the pain someone feels

  2. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2015 8:39pm UTC
    There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.

  3. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2015 11:49am UTC
    A blonde a brunette and a red head
    are about to jump off a building
    They all jump off at the same time
    which one landed last?
    The blonde because she had to ask for directions

  4. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2015 9:39am UTC
    Guy: Your d*ck is the size of a tic-tac*Class goes oooohhhhhh!*Nerd: Thts y your mom's mouth is so fresh

  5. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2015 9:39am UTC
    Teacher: As you can see the legs, when squared equals the hypotenuse squared otherwise know as the Pythagorean TheoremDouche Student: Hey sir, I got a theorem for youTeacher:What is it?Douche Student: Your mom's legs squared equals my dick squared*Class Laughs*Teacher: Is it really that small?*Class becomes silent*

  6. ayshau123 ayshau123
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2015 2:34pm UTC
    Teacher: As a teacher our homework is to mark yours and plan lessons
    Student: So does that mean when we get to watch movies you couldn't be bothered to do your homework. that takes no planning
    Teacher: (shocked and remains silent)
    Student: That means I'm right then! :)

  7. wall-e* wall-e*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2015 7:28pm UTC
    everyone's brain when a good song comes on: OMG YASSSS THIS MY JAM!!!!
    just admit it

  8. darkxdaydream darkxdaydream
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2015 12:40am UTC
    i just had a funny face fight with my kitten.... i need a life...

  9. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2015 10:57am UTC
    DON'T WRITE YOUR-
    SELF OFF YET. IT'S
    ONLY IN YOUR HEAD
    YOU FEEL LEFT OUT,
    OR LOOKED DOWN ON.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. bluetwistr bluetwistr
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2015 10:19pm UTC
    teacher: First things first...
    me: I'M THE REALEST

  12. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2015 6:17pm UTC
    If you're a millionaire and yet you don't own a slide from your bedroom to the pool, you're doing it wrong.

  13. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2015 6:18pm UTC
    I have no time for stupid people but they sure do have time for me.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2015 9:54pm UTC
    i'm so much nicer than
    my "walking to class" face. i swear

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2015 10:11pm UTC
    *jokes about making out with you
    until it actually happens*

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2015 10:23pm UTC
    why are ghost movies always set in
    hospitals and jails. like i want a ghost movie set in walmart.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2015 10:35pm UTC
    you know you’re looking forward to
    something when you get ready 4 hours before and you’re left awkwardly walking around the house looking stunning trying to make time go faster

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2015 10:56pm UTC
    high school was so judgey
    but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and it's like "you're a smart man"

  19. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2015 8:43am UTC
    Apparently, walking up behind a girl in the produce aisle with celery in my hand...And saying "I'm stalking you" was way much funnier in my head.. (o.0)

  20. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2015 8:56am UTC
    Cute things to call your girlfriend:1.) Sugar 2.) Honey 3.) Flour 4.) Eggs 5.) 1/2 stick of butter 6.) Stir 7.) Pour into pan 8.) Preheat to 375°...

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