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Kellin and Vic *
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March 2, 2015 8:26am UTC

Not all stars show,not all wounds heal, sometimes you cant always see the pain someone feels

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*mysterious.mah*
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February 19, 2015 8:39pm UTC

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.

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mhamilton
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February 23, 2015 11:49am UTC

A blonde a brunette and a red head
are about to jump off a building
They all jump off at the same time
which one landed last?
The blonde because she had to ask for directions

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Cindy Lou Who*
posted a quote
February 24, 2015 9:39am UTC

Guy: Your d*ck is the size of a tic-tac*Class goes oooohhhhhh!*Nerd: Thts y your mom's mouth is so fresh

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Cindy Lou Who*
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February 24, 2015 9:39am UTC

Teacher: As you can see the legs, when squared equals the hypotenuse squared otherwise know as the Pythagorean TheoremDouche Student: Hey sir, I got a theorem for youTeacher:What is it?Douche Student: Your mom's legs squared equals my dick squared*Class Laughs*Teacher: Is it really that small?*Class becomes silent*

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ayshau123
posted a quote
February 25, 2015 2:34pm UTC

Teacher: As a teacher our homework is to mark yours and plan lessons
Student: So does that mean when we get to watch movies you couldn't be bothered to do your homework. that takes no planning
Teacher: (shocked and remains silent)
Student: That means I'm right then! :)

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wall-e*
posted a quote
February 25, 2015 7:28pm UTC

everyone's brain when a good song comes on: OMG YASSSS THIS MY JAM!!!!
just admit it

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darkxdaydream
posted a quote
February 17, 2015 12:40am UTC

i just had a funny face fight with my kitten.... i need a life...

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seafoam*
posted a quote
February 18, 2015 10:57am UTC

DON'T WRITE YOUR-
SELF OFF YET. IT'S
ONLY IN YOUR HEAD
YOU FEEL LEFT OUT,
OR LOOKED DOWN ON.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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bluetwistr
posted a quote
January 25, 2015 10:19pm UTC

teacher: First things first...
me: I'M THE REALEST

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*mysterious.mah*
posted a quote
January 17, 2015 6:17pm UTC

If you're a millionaire and yet you don't own a slide from your bedroom to the pool, you're doing it wrong.

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*mysterious.mah*
posted a quote
January 17, 2015 6:18pm UTC

I have no time for stupid people but they sure do have time for me.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 19, 2015 9:54pm UTC

i'm so much nicer than
my "walking to class" face. i swear

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 19, 2015 10:11pm UTC

*jokes about making out with you
until it actually happens*

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 19, 2015 10:23pm UTC

why are ghost movies always set in
hospitals and jails. like i want a ghost movie set in walmart.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 19, 2015 10:35pm UTC

you know you’re looking forward to
something when you get ready 4 hours before and you’re left awkwardly walking around the house looking stunning trying to make time go faster

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 19, 2015 10:56pm UTC

high school was so judgey
but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and it's like "you're a smart man"

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Gpc11
posted a quote
January 20, 2015 8:43am UTC

Apparently, walking up behind a girl in the produce aisle with celery in my hand...And saying "I'm stalking you" was way much funnier in my head.. (o.0)

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Gpc11
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January 20, 2015 8:56am UTC

Cute things to call your girlfriend:1.) Sugar 2.) Honey 3.) Flour 4.) Eggs 5.) 1/2 stick of butter 6.) Stir 7.) Pour into pan 8.) Preheat to 375°...

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