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Quote 2 from UP! "Hey look a dog!" "Hi there" "Whaoo!" "My name is Doug." "Whaaa!" "My master made me this collar so that i may talk..." "SQUIRREL!" "Hi there." again UP is going to be the best movie ever!
When a girl's having a bad day, all she needs is, seventeen magazine [[the bible]] the movie mean girls [: and a bunch of friends to spend time with<3 all mine, me and my friends will do this anyday [:
+& i hate it when youcomedownstairsinthemorning in your brand new outfit feeling so beautiful then your mom says, "aww! dont you look cute this moring!" all i think is.. thanks mom. now i gotta change. allll mine, do NOT jock !
people talking behind your back? don't worry- it's x||x because x||x you're x||x ahead x||x of x||x them my advice? L E A V E T H E M B E H I N D. *my edit; credit- Taylawaila_X check out her quotes :~)
[She] said she wanted to get [high], So he took her to the tallest hill in town. [She] said that she wanted to [stay up] all night [and drink], So he gave her a twelve-pack of caffeinated Pepsi and said, “Drink up.” [She] said that she wanted to [shoot herself] in the [face], So he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face and helped her pull the trigger. [She] said that she wanted to [cut herself], So he took a Polaroid picture of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up. [She] said she wanted to [cry herself] to sleep], So he had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed. [She] said that she wanted to be [alone], So he gave her a name tag that said, “My name is: Alone.” [She] said that she wanted to have [someone there] to [take care] of her [always], And [he] asked when he [wasn’t]. half credit for the coloring and symbols but more credit to who made this =]
You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. it was a mistake i was rushing to leave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years its on the coumputer so why even bother 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or a my space pretty much or if they don't have a phone 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV its so much work getting up to the TV plus im lazy deal with it 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. i dont even have a job 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. hahah yea 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. yup 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 was missing. no way it was since when! 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. your right its not there 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. hahahahaha yea i am =]
Funny Instruction Labels (These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:) On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (How am I supposed to do that?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (Nahh, I like it rock solid) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (No cause burning myself is always fun!) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (No way!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (What? But eating knives was always so much fun!) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (But no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (No, I was going to shove them in my ear!) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (But stopping it with your hands is something everyone will try!) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (What?! That's one way to crush their hopes and dreams...) * lmfao half credit to omgshutup though(:
That Smile Across her face appeared right after you kissed her<---<---- and since then it hasn't left she wanted to dance with you in the rain and be told that she's beautiful lucky enough it hasn't left because if you left --->you'd take the smile with you <3
I hate the way your constantley smiling when im around; I hate the way your eyes light up when they meet mine; I hate the way you walk, talk, &&+ act. wanna know why? their the reasons [[i cant let you go.]] credittt to photobucket<3.(:
When i get married; she'll be my maid of honorrr. When i have a baby; she'll be the godmotherrr(: & when we grow older; we'll be playing bingo together in the seniorrr home<3; because;; shes more then a bestfrienddd. this girl is my other half<3; alll mine<3;