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  1. xsoftballer27x xsoftballer27x
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2009 4:23pm UTC
    &+ I Just Wish;
    My life was like a fairytale.

  2. shoppy4pink shoppy4pink
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2009 8:22pm UTC
    Web Images Maps News Video Gmail more ►
    l the coolest people on earth l Advanced Search
    l_________________________l Preferences
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    l Google Search l l I'm Feeling Lucky l
    Did you mean: me and my friends
    saw it somewhere before
    but made it all my own,

  3. shoppy4pink shoppy4pink
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 11:47pm UTC
    Quote 2 from UP!
    "Hey look a dog!"
    "Hi there"
    "My name is Doug."
    "My master made me this collar so that i may talk..."
    "Hi there."
    again UP is going to be the best movie ever!

  4. shoppy4pink shoppy4pink
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 12:53pm UTC
    When a girl's having a bad day,
    all she needs is,
    seventeen magazine [[the bible]]
    the movie mean girls [:
    and a bunch of friends to spend time with<3
    all mine,
    me and my friends will do this anyday [:

  5. shoppy4pink shoppy4pink
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 10:26pm UTC
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    just to make her feel better (:
    all mine,
    do NOT jock !

  6. shoppy4pink shoppy4pink
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 10:48pm UTC
    +& i hate it when
    in your brand new outfit
    feeling so beautiful
    then your mom says,
    "aww! dont you look cute this moring!"
    all i think is..
    thanks mom.
    now i gotta change.
    allll mine,
    do NOT jock !

  7. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2009 8:36am UTC
    people talking behind your back? don't worry-
    it's x||x because x||x you're x||x ahead x||x of x||x them
    my advice?
    L E A V E T H E M B E H I N D.
    *my edit; credit- Taylawaila_X
    check out her quotes :~)

  8. xoxoluv2cusmilexoxo xoxoluv2cusmilexoxo
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2009 12:30pm UTC
    [She] said she wanted to get [high],
    So he took her to the tallest hill in town.
    [She] said that she wanted to [stay up] all night [and drink],
    So he gave her a twelve-pack of caffeinated Pepsi and said, “Drink up.”
    [She] said that she wanted to [shoot herself] in the [face],
    So he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger,
    aimed it at her face and helped her pull the trigger.
    [She] said that she wanted to [cut herself],
    So he took a Polaroid picture of her, handed it to her along with
    scissors, and had her cut it up.
    [She] said she wanted to [cry herself] to sleep],
    So he had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed.
    [She] said that she wanted to be [alone],
    So he gave her a name tag that said, “My name is: Alone.”
    [She] said that she wanted to have [someone there] to [take care] of
    her [always],
    And [he] asked when he [wasn’t].
    half credit for the coloring and symbols but more credit to who made this =]

  9. xoxoluv2cusmilexoxo xoxoluv2cusmilexoxo
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2009 7:02pm UTC
    You know you live in 2009 when...
    1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
    it was a mistake i was rushing to leave.
    2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
    its on the coumputer so why even bother
    3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or a my space
    pretty much or if they don't have a phone
    4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
    its so much work getting up to the TV plus im lazy deal with it
    6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
    i dont even have a job
    7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
    hahah yea
    8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
    9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 was missing.
    no way it was since when!
    10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
    your right its not there
    11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
    hahahahaha yea i am =]

  10. xlionxxlambx xlionxxlambx happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2009 10:54pm UTC
    Guy’s don’t get why girls
    are practically g l u e d to their bestfriend.
    What they don’t realize,
    Is that girls need their bestfriends
    Because bestfriends don’t
    break | up with you

  11. abc123dorayme abc123dorayme
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2009 8:59pm UTC
    Always be happy;
    because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness that
    y o u' l l n e v e r g e t b a c k

  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. applejacks10000 applejacks10000
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 2:59pm UTC
    Funny Instruction Labels
    (These are actual instruction labels on
    consumer goods:)
    On Sears hairdryer:
    Do not use while sleeping.
    (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
    On a bag of Fritos:
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
    (The shoplifter special!)
    On a bar of Dial soap:
    Directions: Use like regular soap.
    (How am I supposed to do that?)
    On some Swann frozen dinners:
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.
    (Nahh, I like it rock solid)
    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
    Do not turn upside down.
    (Too late!)
    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating.
    (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
    On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body.
    (No cause burning myself is always fun!)
    On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.
    (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
    On Nytol sleep aid:
    Warning: may cause drowsiness.
    (No way!)
    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning: keep out of children.
    (What? But eating knives was always so much fun!)
    On a string of Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.
    (As opposed to use in outer space.)
    On a food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.
    (Now I'm curious.)
    On Sainsbury's peanuts:
    Warning: contains nuts.
    (But no peas?)
    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
    (No, I was going to shove them in my ear!)
    On a Swedish chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
    (But stopping it with your hands is something everyone will try!)
    On a child's Superman costume:
    Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
    (What?! That's one way to crush their hopes and dreams...)
    * lmfao half credit to omgshutup though(:

  14. twilight_luver_20 twilight_luver_20
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 2:57pm UTC
    That Smile Across her face
    appeared right after you kissed her<---<----
    and since then it hasn't left
    she wanted to dance with you in the rain
    and be told that she's beautiful
    lucky enough it hasn't left
    because if you left
    --->you'd take the smile with you <3

  15. giiannnaaaa0xo giiannnaaaa0xo
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 7:49pm UTC
    You, my friend;
    are slower than a herd of turtles
    stampeding through a puddle of tar.

  16. xxhollisterchickxx xxhollisterchickxx
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 5:52pm UTC
    I hate the way your constantley smiling
    when im around; I hate the way your eyes
    light up when they meet mine; I hate the
    way you walk, talk, &&+ act.
    wanna know why?
    their the reasons [[i cant let you go.]]
    credittt to photobucket<3.(:

  17. gyuanyu gyuanyu
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 7:43pm UTC
    Isn't it funny
    how one moment,
    you think you and
    your b.e.s.t. friend
    could be sisters?
    And then the next
    moment you want to
    strangle her?

  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. CarpeDiemx33 CarpeDiemx33
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 10:13pm UTC
    I don't want a Romeo

  20. briiannneeex3 briiannneeex3
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2009 7:28pm UTC
    When i get married;
    she'll be my maid of honorrr.
    When i have a baby;
    she'll be the godmotherrr(:
    & when we grow older;
    we'll be playing bingo together in
    the seniorrr home<3;
    shes more then a bestfrienddd.
    this girl is my
    other half<3;
    alll mine<3;


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