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  1. Mix_Tapes_For_You Mix_Tapes_For_You
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Me watching the Olympics: Oh wow, that was impressive!
    Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
    tumblr

  2. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    "Be strong,"
    I whispered to my wifi signal.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    i didn't type that to excercise my fingers
    i want a reply.
    nmq/ format credit jimmy365

  4. emmelove12 emmelove12
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Gram:So you have a boyfriend
    Me:I wish..
    Gram: Want me to hook you up with one of my friends grandsons
    Me: Lol...no.
    Gram: Ok but this is what he looks like.
    Me:
    Gram:
    Me:
    Gram:
    Me:
    Gram:
    Me: What was his name again?

  5. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    How do celebrities date
    normal unfamous people.
    like, where do they meet and how do they talk.
    Does the normal person just go 'hey im a huge fan" and they bang?
    how does that work and where to i sign up.

  6. BRIANACOLLIN BRIANACOLLIN
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Teenager Post # 204
    We all have that one friend who used to
    mean the world to us and now you can't
    trust a single word that comes out of
    their mouth.

  7. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    China is only winning in the Olympics
    because they made all the equipment.

  8. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    Happy Olympics And may the odds be ever in your favour

  9. iflyhigh iflyhigh
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    Plot Twist : Twist Plot

  10. MyGoldenBarbie MyGoldenBarbie
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Radio: I threw a wish in the well.Don't ask me,I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell,and now you're in my way.
    Me: No.
    Radio: I'd trade my soul for a wish.Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.
    Me: Shhh.
    Radio: Your stare was holdin'.Ripped jeans,skin was showin'.
    Me: ....
    Radio: Hot night,wind was blowin'.
    Me: WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY.

  11. DreamScribbler DreamScribbler
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    I. Dare. You.
    To wear no make up for a day
    to bake brownies and eat them. Eat as many as you want.
    to tell a b/tch how you really feel.
    To laugh hysterically.
    Not to worry if you look stupid.
    To run around in a field with your friends.
    and just scream.
    if you cry, let it all out.
    To randomly kiss your crush.
    To speak your mind in class.
    Question the rules.
    Get into trouble.
    For one day, I dare you to be
    100% you.
    nmq half mf

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 11:43am UTC
    "I had a friend growing up, who was abused
    abused by her dad, i made a vow
    to myself that I'll never hurt my daughter."
    - Niall Horan ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  13. xXjustapersonXx xXjustapersonXx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 9:01pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    IT'S ONLY
    THE
    OLYMPICS

  14. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    How to stay in a relationship
    Them: We need to talk
    You: No, we don't
    tumblr

  15. GlowingStars GlowingStars
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Normal Flirting: hey there sexyyyy
    *Winks*
    Me: Baby, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop
    *Weird eye twitch*
    cr: 9gag
    nmf - i follow back ^.^

  16. MeghanMarie MeghanMarie
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    I wonder what it feels like.
    What it feels like to have perfectly straight teeth.
    To have little, dainty thighs.
    To have a flat stomach.
    To have a perfect complection.
    To have to most beautiful blue eyes.
    & to have gorgeous blonde hair that all the boys love.
    To have super long, pretty nails.
    To be wanted.
    To be needed.
    To be worth something to someone special.
    I wonder what it feels like to be comfortable in my own skin.
    I guess I'll never know.

  17. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Everyone has that one secret,
    that they can't tell anyone, no matter how much, they want to♥

  18. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    I die a little inside
    when I see the word "explain" on a test.

  19. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    If I ever did commit suicide
    I would overdoes on Advil. After all, it is a pain reliever.

  20. cheeseylovesongs cheeseylovesongs
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    so today,
    my class went on a field trip to a chinese buffet, and we all got fortune cookies.
    i opened mine, and it said
    "you are beautiful."
    i looked up, and he was standing there,
    and said
    "it's true."
    true story.♥

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