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  1. soccer4lyfe567 soccer4lyfe567
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2009 10:31pm UTC
    >>.Best Friends.<<
    not even kodak could capture all those crazy memories <3
    [(j.c.--m.f.--k.s.--r.m.--e.d.--b.m.--k.d.---e.b.)]

  2. tishfayeobrienmwahh tishfayeobrienmwahh
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    how did you get that scar?
    well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.

  3. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  4. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  5. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    You know you're apart of a fandom
    when; #1
    The tumblr urls make sense.
    (should I start a series?)

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Plot twist: The boys sing Same Mistakes at the VMAs
    Even more plot twist: They sing Torn
    And an even bigger plot twist: It's the American One Direction performing
    The biggest plot twist: Instead of One Direction winning, it's Gotye
    The even bigger than the biggest plot twist plot twist: Right before the VMAs you wake up in a hospital and find out you're married to one of them
    The biggest plot twist known to plot twists: The world will end and we'll never find out who wins
    Even bigger plot twist than the biggest plot twist known to man: There was never such a thing as One Direction and you're just a baby having a dream of the future
    What is even happening anymore: You're not a baby. You're actually a moose.

  7. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Alone at home
    Me: *Makes a joke to myself*
    Me: *Laughs out loud*
    Me: *Wipes a tear*
    Me: Why am I so hilarious?
    Me: *Laughs a little again*
    Me: *Realizes my weirdness*
    Me: *Sighs*

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    i've got thoughts
    more tangled than my headphones
    format by jimmy365

  9. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Best Ways To Escape Reality:
    1. Sleeping
    2. Reading a good story
    3. Listening to your favorite songs

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    people i hate
    are not allowed to be funny
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  11. SingYourFeelings SingYourFeelings
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Kid: i have to go to the bathroom
    Teacher: no
    Kid: but... its... an emergency...
    Teacher: no, this is an important lesson
    Kid: IM ON MY PERIOD
    Teacher:
    Kid:
    Teacher:
    Kid:
    Teacher: you're a boy...

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Person at my school: *breathes*
    Me: Can you not?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. sadirator sadirator
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    i used to think you took my breath away. then i realized i was suffocated by your bullshit. -drake♥

  15. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    If he wanted me,
    he would have come back by now. ♥

  16. kayyllaaaxox kayyllaaaxox
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    if guys don't want me to write bad songs about them,
    then they shouldn't do bad things.
    - taylor swift ♥

  17. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 2:21am UTC
    stop the world,
    » I want to
    get off

  18. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    BY THE WAY, I OUGHTA LET YOU KNOW
    MY ENTIRE WORLD FELL APART AT THE SEAMS
    when you decided to
    let me go..

  19. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    I need to mentally stop making scenarios of
    you and me together, because in the end,
    I know i'll be dissapointed
    with the outcome.
    tumblr.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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