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yourcool
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July 15, 2013 2:28am UTC

single in the womb;
single til the tomb

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 2:33am UTC

I would honesty be an awful parent.
My kid would say "I don't want to go to school, I just want to sleep." and I would literally probably just get in bed with them and say "I feel you."

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 2:36am UTC

you deserve flowers on your doorstep
and coffee in the morning
you deserve notes left on your dashboard
and ice cream sundaes at 3am
and to be kissed every hour
you deserve to be reminded
how beautiful you are
and if you let me
i'll show you every day
i promise

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 2:47am UTC

r u an olive garden breadstick
because I want u in my mouth

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 2:55am UTC

i would describe my lifestyle as
"please don't sit next to me on the bus"

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 2:57am UTC

i fcking love one direction a lot and
they're really important to me and they mean a lot to me and if you're gonna make me feel bad about it because they're "mainstream" or "gay" or "annoying" than you can go fck yourself

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:00am UTC

what do you mean "no pets allowed"
this is my sister.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:05am UTC

if i could
i would take that smile
and inject it directly into my blood stream
my parents warmed me about drugs in baggies
sold on the street
but never the ones
with teeth
and a heartbeat.
m.w.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:08am UTC

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop
called "Monsters Ink."

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:14am UTC

if watching a show doesn't make you
sexually frustrated, heartbroken or weeping and in need of punching someone in the face then it's not a good tv show trust me

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:36am UTC

mr. moseby: how do you lose a woman?!?!
cody: you forget to cherish her.
eric mathews: lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself.
stitch: ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind. or forgotten.
fakifi: oh yes, the past can hurt. but the way i see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.
peter pan: never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.
hercules: a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.
winnie the pooh: if there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, and i'll stay there forever.
the mad hatter: have i gone mad?
alice: i'm afraid so. you're entirely bonkers. but i'll tell you a secret. all the best people are.
mulan: you're at peace because you know it's okay to be afraid.
dory: i look at you and i'm home. please. i don't want that to go away.
WHAT HAPPENED DISNEY

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 5:07pm UTC

There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met,
and 195 countries I have not visited.
Yet I am stuck in this insignificant town,
Being pressured into making decisions about my future,
When I barley even know who I am.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 5:09pm UTC

your favorite celebrity could be
pooping right now and you wouldn't even know it

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 5:12pm UTC

you don't need
water to feel like
you're drowing,
do you?

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC

started from the bottom and
i've managed to get worse

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 5:19pm UTC

i hate when children cry like why
can't you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 5:23pm UTC

If you're laying in bed
wrapped up in sheets
of miserable thought,
go to sleep.
If thumbing through old messages
only causes your heart to ache
and long for something unattantinable
erase them.
If it hurts to keep
everything you're feeling
bottled up inside
let it out.
If you're clinging onto someone
that doesn't treat you like
you're worth the world
let them go.
Because sometimes
we choose to believe
that things are only
indistinguishable shades of gray
when in reality,
life is more black and white
than it seems.
If you're unhappy
with the way
you are living your life
change it.
m.k.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 5:26pm UTC

keep your friends close, but the
people who have a chance at becoming famous closer

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 5:29pm UTC

look on the bright side of things:
at least when you're hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music and tv shows

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 5:31pm UTC

"are you straight or gay?"
yes.

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