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1. anotherselfhater
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 2:16am UTC
   Stopping
   suddenly because some hottie walked by.
   
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2. peekabooismynamex
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 2:41am UTC
   I hate those awkward
   conversations that go
   like this...
   Hey
   Hey
   How are you?
   Good. You?
   Yeah, good.
   ...
   ...
   ...
   ...
   YOUR CONVERSATION JUST DIED.
   
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3. anotherselfhater
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 2:03am UTC
   when you get scared
   With a "Can I ask you a question?" ♥
   
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4. wittyquotesgurl
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 2:50am UTC
   Peeta: I loaf Katniss. What can I do to make her loaf me back?
   Haymitch: Just rise to the occasion.
   Primrose: Rye don't you just ask her out?
   Peeta: I don't know what to say to her dough. I think I'm in a bit of a jam, can you help me out?
   Primrose: It's the yeast we can do!
   Haymitch: Tell her you love her, and if she doesn't like the first time, tell her a grain!
   Primrose: Donut give up!
   Gale: Pita, you knead to give it a rest.
   Katniss: ENOUGH WITH THE BREAD JOKES!!
   
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5. sama_sky
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 3:00am UTC
   Format credit: FaveFormats
   Hey i'll be at your house soon I'm on my bike. When I get there we can bang like promised ;)
   Um honey i think you sent this to the wrong person..
   OMG MOM! I can explain! Am I in trouble?
   Oh honey don't worry! It's fine, you can go and bang, I'm fine with it!
   Uhm mom do you even know what that means??
   No, but I bet it's what all you kids do these days, have fun! :)
   
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6. OhSnapItsSkylar
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2012 6:13pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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7. pleasespeaktomyface
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2012 9:44pm UTC
   Son: Dad how do I get girls to fall in love with me?
   nmq/nmf
   Dad: Dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and stand in the sunlight. They'll come running.
   Son: Wtf. Dad. No.
   nmq/n
   Dad: Then grow a pair and talk to them.
   
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8. DreamingDirectioner
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2012 9:35pm UTC
   "Somebody needs help! Raaah! Superman is here!"
   [♥] if you know where this is from
   
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9. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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10. ①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 7:59am UTC
    Hey, I just met you
    and this is crazy
    But yhu typeee lyke dys
    use spell check, maybe?
    
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11. never_forget
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Josh: "Headaches! You give me headaches!"
    
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12. xnevershoutsalena
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    The longer I hold on the harder
    It will be for me to let you go.
    nmq-nmf
    
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13. xnevershoutsalena
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    I'm feline kinda down right meow. It has been a ruff day.
    [#catproblems.]
    Judge me.
    
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14. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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15. lindseypaiva_xox
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    have you ever looked back on the past
    and realised
    you were such an idiot?
    I know I have
    
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16. OneDirectionInfectionn
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    One Direction (facts/quotes/convos)
    "Liam gets that point because he's d**n sexy."
    -Louis Tomlinson
    (C) OneDirectionInfectionn
    
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17. Johnnycake
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    
    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    Lucyfacex,yo!
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    Cop: "Papers."
    Me: "Scissors,
    I win!!"
    nmf
    
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18. jadie12321
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 6:10am UTC
    Admit it
    you have tried to pull down all the colours of your pen.
    
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19. just_the_way_you_are
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    When your favourite song
    ever comes on and your like, 'This is my jamm....
    Format by twilightgirl995
    
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20. cmxoxoxo13
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Me: Ok I'm going to make my hair look good today!
    Hair: Lol no don't even try.
    
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