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Reyna_Ortega

1. Reyna_Ortega
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2012 7:35pm UTC
   |Having|
   • confidence •
   and being CO-CKY,
   are two different things.
   Acting like you're the best b-tch in the entire f-cking world, is not cute.
   
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2. Reyna_Ortega
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2012 1:14am UTC
   I get all excited for the weekend,
   and I never do anything but sleep.
   El o el.
   Life.
   ♦
   
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3. Reyna_Ortega
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   November 7, 2012 11:15pm UTC
   You call me cute, sweet, and perfect,
   you say i'm amazing, that i'm adorable, but I only wish you'd call me
   YOURS.
   
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4. Reyna_Ortega
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   November 5, 2012 8:56pm UTC
   ‎"Your looks, your
   personality, your
   voice,
   every little bit of you,
   makes you beautiful to
   me!"
   Seriously the best thing anyone has ever said to me.
   O em gee. I am dying.
   ♥
   
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5. Reyna_Ortega
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   November 4, 2012 5:06pm UTC
   I swear,
   I do not understand why people own a phone,
   if they never answer it.
   
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6. Reyna_Ortega
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   November 4, 2012 12:05am UTC
   So, I met this guy, and he was like,
   "I've seen photo's of you, of course, but I don't know to much about your personality to know if you're attractive."
   O EM GEE.
   SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T GIVE TWO F*CKS ABOUT LOOKS.
   IS HE JESUS?
   
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7. Reyna_Ortega
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2012 7:08pm UTC
   When I post a status, and you automatically have to ask me or someone else if I was talking about you?
   Well, if the shoe fits, wear it!
   
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8. Reyna_Ortega
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   November 3, 2012 11:21am UTC
   I'm new to this, and I need some interesting people to follow.
   Fave this, and I will be sure to follow you.
   ♥
   
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9. Reyna_Ortega
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   November 3, 2012 11:12am UTC
   A girl who does No Shave November,
   also participates in No D December.
   
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10. Reyna_Ortega
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    October 31, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    I hate it when a great song is playing in a store,
    and then they ask for like, f*cking Joe over the intercom.
    No. Joe can go f*ck himself.
    
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11. Reyna_Ortega
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    October 30, 2012 7:56pm UTC
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12. Reyna_Ortega
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    October 28, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    What would I do if I ever met Adele.
    Well, let's see.
    My boobs would definitely explode. Not once, but 7 times.
    I would scream so long, Elvis Presley himself would awake from the dead.
    Then, i'd grow a dick, get the woman pregnant, that way, she'd have to stay in my life.
    CAN YOU SAY DEDICATION
    
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13. Reyna_Ortega
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    October 27, 2012 8:37pm UTC
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