*at the beach digging a hole in the sand with my friend and her little brother*
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out (referring the digging the sand in and out)
me: uh.. what?
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friend: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friends little brother: if you know what i mean
me: crying
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friends little brother: i'm like a machine! i just can't stop!
friend: omfg you don't know what you're talking about!
friends little brother: uhh i need a longer shovel. this isn't long enough to go in the hole
me: dies.