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  1. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    and 2 months later
    I am still infatuated by the thought of you
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    format credit:wallenbee

  2. therecklessandthebrave therecklessandthebrave
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    I fell in love the way
    you fall asleep: slowly,
    and then all at once.

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
    like the lake the frogs play in during the summer
    he sits with his friends and laughs a lot at little things.
    and when his friends are silent, he looks out the window.
    i sit two seats behing him and i think he is beautiful.
    There is a boy who catches my bus who acts happy
    every morning from 7am. He sits with his friends
    and gives them empty smiles and wears
    long sleeves in the middle of summer. i sit two
    seats behind him and i think he is beautiful.
    There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
    as empty as the lake the kids go swimming in winter, he
    sits with his friends and stares at his lap and when
    his friends say something funny he doesn't laugh anymore
    i sit two seats behing him and i think he's beautiful.
    There was a boy who caught my bus who was found by his
    parents after he had shot himself. He wrote a letter to his
    friends and told them that he loved them. he wrote a letter to his
    parents saying sorry, and he wrote a letter to the sad girl
    who sat two seats behing him on the bus, and told her that
    she was beautiful.

  4. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    Steve: I will be on vacation for a couple of weeks starting July 18. I might be checking in now and then so be good to each other!
    Me: Well you picked a fantastic time to go on vacation.
    Me: Because Witty definitely isn't forming teams agaisnt each other.
    Me: And we aren't causing any drama.
    Me: And we aren't petitioning to get other members off Witty.
    Me: And we don't need someone to set us straight.
    Me: We're just one big happy family....

  5. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 5:28pm UTC

    .
    .
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    .
    SLeePiNG iS
    always nice because you get to
    forget about everything
    FoR a WHiLe.

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    It started out with a click how did it end up like this
    (It was only a click, it was only a click)

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    She had scars on her wrist.
    and I was curious, I couldn't fathom why such a beautiful girl slit her wrists every night.
    I remember I asked her "Why?"
    and she said, "You know how anesthesia makes people feel better?"
    that's when I understood.
    She continued on telling me why,
    "Slitting my wrists makes me numb, it makes me forget about everything, and everyone. It's like anesthesia to me. It makes me feel better.
    On that day I came to a conclusion,
    this world is a mystery- we all have something that makes us feel better. Some people smoke cigaretts, other people take antidepressant pills, some people let their feelings out by writing, others listen to music, and some people slit their wrists with a razorblade. we all have our own type of anesthesia.
    a.e

  8. smiley_tana* smiley_tana*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    It's 3 AM and suddenly your phone buzzes. It's a text from your best friend stating "i messed up and i cut." You let a heavy sigh and look outside your window to see another tree gone. When will your friend give up his lumberjack ways?

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 2:20am UTC
    so yesterday i was babysitting five kids under the age of nine (i know, i know, i'm practically jesus. shhh.) and one of them was an 8 year old boy called Corben. basically, he developed a huge crush on me after i told him i liked star trek and dragons, and he kept hitting on me the entire time and it was hilarious and also adorable.
    alana (his six year old sister): oh wow, you're so good at lego. you're magical.
    corben: yeah, lizzy's so magical that she makes people fall in love with her and wish that they were older so that tHEY COULD MARRY HER FOREVER
    alana: CORBEN THAT IS DISGUSTING, I AM DISGUSTED WITH YOU.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    corben: when we get married can we have a cat? i like cats.
    me: what
    alana: corben i'm never talking to you again
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    corben: lizzy, do you like cocoa pops?
    me: yeah, but--
    corben: i'll get you three bowls.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    me: okay, goodnight you guys.
    corben: mum usually gives us a cuddle before we go to sleep.
    alana: no she doesn--
    corben: shHHhHhHH.
    me: no.
    corben: not even a little cuddle?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    me: why are you out of bed?
    corben: do you want to read my book about dragons
    me: no, go back to bed
    corben: i'll read it to you if you want

  10. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    *at the beach digging a hole in the sand with my friend and her little brother*
    friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out (referring the digging the sand in and out)
    me: uh.. what?
    friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
    friend: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
    friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
    friends little brother: if you know what i mean
    me: crying
    friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
    friends little brother: i'm like a machine! i just can't stop!
    friend: omfg you don't know what you're talking about!
    friends little brother: uhh i need a longer shovel. this isn't long enough to go in the hole
    me: dies.

  11. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 2:08am UTC
    Northwest..whats next ?
    Brad pitt naming his child arm ?

  12. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    Me: It's late, I should go to bed.
    Him: Wait.
    Me: What?
    Him: Just... just stay on the phone for a few more minutes. I finally have you back. I love the sound of your voice even if you're so far away. I need you and I love you and just please don't go just yet.

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 5:33am UTC
    dogs are so cute though like you leave them alone for five hours and then the minute they see you again they're not mad, they just jump up and lick your face and get all excited like "hello hELLO HELLO HELLO HI HI hi there hello hi hey HEY HELLO HELLO I AM A DOG!"

  14. munster munster
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    Crying in front of you was like handing you a gun. And with every secret that poured out of my mouth, I handed you another bullet. Every tear increased the target size, and with each fragment of trust I put into you, you got closer and my armour faded away. You have enough ammunition to kill me a thousand times, but you've never pulled thta trigger. Even though I couldn't blame you if you chose to.

  15. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 3:45am UTC
    "I want to talk to you"
    "But what if I don't?"

  16. destabilise destabilise
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    It's difficult because
    I am
    over here
    and you are
    over there
    and when I'm with you
    hours feel
    like seconds
    and when I'm without you
    days feel
    like years
    l.m.

  17. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    I was at the store earlier with my mom
    and there was this lady who was around 70-80 with her daughter who was maybe like 40-50. The daughter was like "Mom, where did you put the crackers?" and the lady was "Up my àss. That's where." Maaaaan, I love sassy old people.

  18. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    I like it
    when I'm talking to you
    because
    for at least
    a few
    minutes
    or hours
    or days
    I can forget
    that
    I'm not okay

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    Awesome Comebacks
    Them: Bite me.
    You: Nahh, I'm not a fan of your flavor.
    Why don't you just pull a Michael Jackson and "Beat It?!!?!"
    Them: C'MON LETS GO.
    You: Is my name V?
    Them: No....
    You: Than why would you think I would follow U?
    Them: Wow, did you even look in the mirror this morning?
    You: Well at least my mirror doesn't start laughing when I look in it. Too bad you can't say the same for yourself....
    Them: You're Ugly.
    You: Compared to what people say about you...thanks...that means a lot.(:
    Them: You're fat.
    You: Well hun, I can simply go on weight watchers and change that. But I'm pretty sure the only thing that can help you is a paper bag.
    Them: You're so tall! How's the weather up there?
    You: (Spits) It's raining.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 12:26am UTC
    girl: can i go to the bathroom
    female teacher: nope
    girl: but it's a /girl issue/
    female teacher: oh ok yes, go.
    girl: can i go to the bathroom
    male teacher: lol no
    girl: but it's a /girl issue/
    male teacher: oH MY GOD GO GO GO RUN TAKE A FRIEND WITH YOU IF YOU WANT TAKE THE WHOLE CLASS WITH YOU IF YOU WANT I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS JUST GO

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