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February 12, 2013 10:57pm UTC

Me: *Throws tennis ball* Go get it, boy!
My dog: Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.

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Raymatts
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February 9, 2013 5:05pm UTC

So I've been doing snowboarding competitions since I was 9 and at the awards there's always a prize raffle so whenever it started the announcer would be like "We have some great swag for you today" or something like that so I asked him what swag meant and he said it meant "something we all get" as in free stuff.
So then years later when people started saying "swag" a lot guys would be like "Yo I got swag" and I'd look at their hands and look around and be like "Wait where's your free stuff?" and they'd be like "What no swag means you're cool" and I'm just like no you're wrong go away.

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Raymatts
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 6:50am UTC

It's getting late
and I
cannot seem to find my way home
tonight
feels like I am falling down a
rabbit
hole
falling for forever
wonderfully
wandering
alone

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February 6, 2013 10:47pm UTC

That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fxck you" right under your nose. Try it sometime.
-The Catcher in the Rye

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January 31, 2013 10:10pm UTC

"While I'm not a massive fan of heights or clowns, it's safe to say that my biggest fear is the concept of eternity. To me, the idea that time is endless is by far the most horrifying aspect of our reality. Even typically comforting thoughts such as Heaven terrify me, because the idea of eternal conciousness or even unconsciousness are the scariest things I can imagine. Time is like a rollercoaster that you can't get off, even after you die. Isn't that a comforting thought?"
-Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell.
Finally. Someone. Gets it.

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Raymatts
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January 29, 2013 3:13pm UTC

I'd say about 90% of my conversations go like this:
Person: This bagel tastes nasty.
Me: You taste nasty.
Person: My shoes are covered in mud.
Me: You're covered in mud.
Person: I ordered Coke. This is Pepsi.
Me: You're Pepsi.
Person: That sunset is beautiful.
Me: You're beautiful.
Person: Thanks.
Person: I'm hungry.
Me: You're hungry.
Person: Yea, I said that.
Me: Oh...

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Raymatts
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 9:52pm UTC

Have you guys ever noticed that
eyelashes are supposed
to keep stuff out of your eyes,
but they're like
the only thing that
ever gets in your eyes?

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January 22, 2013 7:27pm UTC

The new season of White Collar starts tonight and they speak English on that show so if I watch it I'll technically be studying for my Enlish midterm...right?

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January 22, 2013 7:01pm UTC

So, for my midterm in Creative Writing class, I'm writing a script for a crime drama. I'm having the victim's cause of death be poison, and I want it to be accurate. I was about to google "poisons that kill slowly" and then I took a step back and realized how creepy that was. Just thought I'd share.

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Raymatts
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January 21, 2013 7:46pm UTC

when you go to study for midterms and you feel like you've been absent all year cause you can't remember a single thing you've learned...

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January 21, 2013 11:13am UTC

Girl: Omg I'm like so awkward lol I'm like a potato
Girl: *Has tons and tons of friends*
Girl: *Is goreous*
Girl: *Even teachers love her*
Girl: *Has no problem talking to people at all*
Girl: *Loves to go to parties*
Girl: *Talks all the time*
Girl: *Can always say exactly what she means*
Girl: *Never panics in social situations*
Me: Stop.

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Raymatts
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January 16, 2013 3:11pm UTC

Teachers: *Assign mountains of homework all at the same time*
Me: *Stays up all night to get it all done*
Teachers: You don't look so good today, did you get enough sleep last night?
Me:
Teachers:
Class:
Pencil:
Air:
Ned Bigby:
Me: Don't mock me

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Raymatts
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January 15, 2013 5:57pm UTC

All my teachers are like “do this homework so you can succeed in the real world”
and I’m just like “all I want to do is sit in my room and write novels okay bye”

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January 14, 2013 7:17pm UTC

Person: So how old are you now?
Friends:Oh god no don't-
Me: Life begins after school, that's when we bend all the rules
Friends: Why
Me: TIME TO HANG WITH ALL MY FRIENDS
Friends: No
Me: We like to be together
Friends: Stop
Me: IN A PLACE WHERE WE BELONG
Person: What the...
Me: IM SIXTEEN, STARTING TO FIND MY WAY
Me: GOT A NEW JOB, GONNA START AT THE MALL TODAY
Me: THANK GOD, IM ON MY OWN FOR THE FIRST TIME
Me: IM SIXTEEN, LIFE IS SWEET
Me: WHEN YOU'RE GROWING UP SO FAST
Me: YOU GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST
Friends:
Person:
Me: True story

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January 14, 2013 12:07am UTC

GUYS WHEN IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY THE WITTY BANNER GETS ALL RAINBOWY WITH CATS THAT SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY OMG IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW AHH THANKS STEVE

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January 10, 2013 7:40pm UTC

*In school*
Me: I'll do my homework when I get home
*Home*
Me:I'll do it after I have a snack
*After eating*
Me: I'll just check on my social networks and stuff for a few minutes
*One hour later*
Me: I'll do it after [insert extracurricular activity here]
*After said activity*
Me: I'll do it after I eat dinner
*After dinner*
Me: I'll do it after I take a quick shower
*After a long shower*
Me: I'll just put one quote on witty first
*Puts up quote*
Me: Now I have to see if it gets faves
*Refreshes a million times until quote is forgotten*
Me: Well....
Me: I guess I should walk my pet dinosaur around the block....
Me: And I never spend any time with my imaginary friends anymore....
Homework: Bro are you for real

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January 7, 2013 3:40pm UTC

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Raymatts
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 11:07pm UTC

Final lines of Les Mis
"Tell Cosette I love her and I'll see her when I wake"
Fantine
"So you'd better run for cover when the pup grows..."
Gavroche
"And rain will make the flowers..."
Eponine
"Let others rise to take our place until the earth is free"
Enjolras
"There is no way to go on"
Javert
"To love another person is to see the face of God"
Jean Valjean

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Raymatts
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 3:36pm UTC

"I don't care if it's a sad goodbye or a bad goodbye,
but when I leave a place I like to know I'm leaving it.
If you don't, you feel even worse."
-The Catcher in the Rye

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Raymatts
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 3:13pm UTC

Writing;
Because why would you spend your time
fighting for control of your world,
when you can already control everything
in a world of your choosing?

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