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Raymatts

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Member Since: 11 Aug 2011 12:08pm

Last Seen: 27 Jun 2013 01:38pm

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  1. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    I think I'm emotionally constipated;
    I haven't given a sh.t in days
    (nmq)

  2. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    *Cuddling with my dog while I do my homework on the floor*
    *Dog gets up and walks away, then lies down across the room*
    Me: Oh. I see. I'm not good enough for you.
    Dog: *pants*
    Me: AND IM HERE, TO REMIND YOU, OF THE MESS YOU LEFT WHEN YOU WENT AWAY...
    Dog: *chews on his foot*
    Me: Ooh baby, give me one more chance to show that I love you! Won't. You. Please. Let. Meeeeee back in your heart?
    Dog: *licks floor*
    Me: Okay cool I'll just be over here when you're ready to apologize.
    Dog: *sleeps*

  3. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    When I grow up,
    I don't want to be that person that goes home worn out
    and complaining about my day to my friends and family.
    I want to be the person that comes home smiling,
    and talking about how much I love my job.
    And if that means coming home to a crappy, cheap apartment,
    I'll take it.

  4. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    Sometimes, I get the feeling that I'm
    stranded in the wrong time
    where love is just a lyric
    in a children's rhyme

  5. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    You know that "scumbag steve" meme?
    Well, the guy in that picture lives in my town.
    An internet meme lives in my town o_O

  6. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Me: "more trustworthy"
    Microsoft word: Lol nah brah you mean "trustworthier"
    Me: "trustworthier"
    Microsoft word: Lol nah brah "trustworthier" totally isn't a word
    Me: wut.

  7. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    You're my air
    when I feel I can't breathe
    Catching me
    when I'm tripping over my feet

  8. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 6:10pm UTC
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  9. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    Everyone is making a list of things to be thankful for this year. But I can't.
    Not because I'm not thankful,
    I'm just thankful for everything in my life.
    the good and the bad.

  10. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 7:17pm UTC
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  11. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    The
    best thing you c an do is
    the right thing.
    Th e next best is the wrong thing.
    And the worst thing
    is to do nothing at all.

  12. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving 'til five.
    Sincerely, The Unicorns
    (iFunny)

  13. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    So my English teacher told me,
    "YOLO" isn't grammatically correct.
    Since "only" is supposed to
    modify "once", not "live",
    it should be "YLOO";
    "You live only once".
    So, yea. Let that sink in.

  14. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    So I have this guy friend who does drama club with me. He plays a gym teacher who's coaching basketball during the play. At one point he needs to walk on stage and ask a girl (whose character has a crush on him in the play) if she knows where his basketballs are.
    But today, while half the cast was on stage and the director was watching, he walked on and said with a straight face; "I was wondering if you happened to know the location of my balls".
    I'm still laughing.

  15. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    Every conversation with my father:
    Me: So the weather was kinda crappy today huh?
    Dad: I thought it was nice out
    Me: Oh I see
    Dad: Watch the attitude young lady!
    Me: What attitude we're just talking...
    Dad: Don't mouth off to me!
    Me: Okay then...
    Dad: That's it, go to your room without dinner!
    Me: But what did I-
    Dad: You know what? Forget it. I'll just go to my room instead. I don't know why you always fight with me. *Leaves*
    Me:
    House:
    Dog:
    Me: Dafuq was that

  16. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    Will you think that you're all alone
    when no one's there to hold your hand?
    And all you know seems so far away
    and everything is temporary
    Rest your head
    I'm permanent♥

  17. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Baby, close your eyes. Don't open til the morning light. Baby, don't forget we haven't lost it all yet. All we know for sure
    is all that we are fighting for.
    Don't ever forget
    W e haven't lost it all yet.

  18. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    .•*¨¯¨*•. .•*¨¯¨*•.
    .•*¨¯¨*•.(.....*•-•´ `•-•*.....).•*¨¯¨*•.
    .•*¨¯¨*•.¸..`•-•*…..).•*¨¯¨*•..•*¨¯¨*•.(.…..*•-•´¸.•*¨¯¨*•..
    `•-•*.…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´…...*•-•´`•-•*..…`•.,¸_¸,.•´……*•-•´
    Forgetting
    all the hurt inside
    you've learned to hide so well.
    Pretending
    someone else can come
    and save me from myself.
    I can't be who you are.
    .•*¨¯¨*•.………………............……………….•*¨¯¨*•.
    `•-•*…..).•*¨¯¨*•.………… ……….•*¨¯¨*•.(…..*•-•´
    .•*¨¯¨*•.(.…..*•-•´ ¸.•*¨¯¨*•..•*¨¯¨*•.¸..`•-•*.….).•*¨¯¨*•.
    `•-•*…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´ `•-•*…...`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´

  19. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    Never win
    first place.
    I don't support the team.
    I can't take direction,
    and my socks are never clean.
    Teachers dated me.
    My parents hated me.
    I was always in a fight, cause I
    can't do nothing right.

  20. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    I'm not okay (I promise)

:)

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