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Member Since: 11 Aug 2011 12:08pm

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Raymatts
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 11:49am UTC

New York City streets
because everyone should know where they are and how to get where they need to go.
Boston streets
because f/ck you b/tch have fun getting lost.
nmq but it's so true haha

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Raymatts
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 11:29am UTC

Mother Nature: Have a great first day of school!
Me:
Mother Nature: Happy Halloween!
Me:
Mother Nature: Happy Thanksgiving!
Me:
Mother Nature: Merry Christmas!
Me:
Mother Nature: Big sports competition tomorrow? Dude I'm so there!
Me:
Mother Nature:
Me: Can you not

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Raymatts
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 10:40pm UTC

Brother: There's no manly way to put on chapstick
Me: What if you put on chapstick while chopping down a tree
Brother:
Me: Or killing a shark with a spear
Brother:
Me: Or skydiving while wrestling a bear and playing the electric guitar
Brother: How would you even do all that and put on chapstick too
Me: Shh don't ask, these are just the facts of life
Brother: What

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Raymatts
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 4:12pm UTC

I love when I finally put my computer away and start doing my homework and then out of the blue my brain is like "I wonder if Ned from Ned's Declassified grew up to be hot" so then I have to take my computer back out and look it up and ps yea he is hot and look now I'm back on witty

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Raymatts
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 3:34pm UTC

Here's to the theatre nerds
who loved Les Mis before the movie came out

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Raymatts
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 4:29pm UTC

But if you left it up to me, every day would be a holiday from real

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Raymatts
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 4:04pm UTC

Plot Twist: There's a huge scandal on witty when a girl announces that she's secretly a hot guy.

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Raymatts
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 11:16am UTC

People think I don't have any problems, cause I'm always making jokes. They don't get it. I like laughing, because laughing is way easier than freaking out.

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Raymatts
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 10:21am UTC

It doesn't feel like a new year. I still have all the same sh/t to deal with that I had yesterday.

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Raymatts
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 7:20pm UTC

There's always that little hope,
at the end of the year,
that the next year will be
just a little bit better.
Even though
it usually doesn't happen that way,
I'm still gonna hope.
We'll see how this goes, 2013.

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Raymatts
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 12:51pm UTC

If you're Lost and alone
or you're sinking like a stone
carry on
May your past be the sound
of your feet upon the ground
and carry on♥

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Raymatts
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 5:29pm UTC

Lean with it, rock with it,
When we gonna stop with
the lyrics that mean nothing?
We were gifted with thought.
Is it time to move our feet
to an introspective beat,
It ain't the speakers that bump hearts,
it's our hearts that make the beat. ♥

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Raymatts
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 5:13pm UTC

I'm a little bit sheltered
I'm a little bit scared
I'm a little bit nervous
I'm going nowhere
I'm a little bit jealous
I'm a little bit slow
I'm a little bit hurtful
and I don't wanna let it go
I'm a little bit angry
when everyone's around
But I get a little lonely
when no one's out
I feel my demons
misleading me
I'm just a believer
that things will get better
Some can take it or leave it
but I don't wanna let it go

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Raymatts
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Feeling sad?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o

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Raymatts
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 5:25pm UTC

For Christmas,
My brothers got me a batman hat and socks that have capes.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
My city needs me.

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Raymatts
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 9:46pm UTC

How I know I'm immature?
Jack White's song "The Hardest Button to Button" came on the radio tonight, but the screen in my car only showed "The Hardest Butt".
I laughed for a solid five minutes.
Phillies99's format

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Raymatts
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 10:18pm UTC

All I want for Christmas is:
my two front teeth
you
social skills and a unicorn

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Raymatts
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 2:56pm UTC

Guys, the real reason the world didn't end is
Bugs Bunny stole the Space Modulator from Marvin Martian so he couldn't blow it up
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDl5EHev-us&feature=share)

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Raymatts
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:50pm UTC

*Me as a little kid*
Me: I promise I'll never become like every other teenager!
*Me as a teenager*
Me: *Swears profusely*
Me: *Always thinks I'm right even though I'm not*
Me: *Can't live without music*
Me: *Locks myself in my room as soon as I get home*
Me: *Gets emotional over nothing*
Me: *Stuffs my face with junk food*
Me: *Gets embarrassed by my parents*
Me: *Always has my phone with me*
Me: *Has the urge to do rebellious things*
Me: *Obsesses over celebrities*
Me: *Feels like no one understands me*
Me: *Is extremely withdrawn and awkward*
Me:
Me as a kid:
Me: Oops.

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Raymatts
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 3:58pm UTC

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