Raymatts

Status:

Member Since: 11 Aug 2011 12:08pm

Last Seen: 27 Jun 2013 01:38pm

Gender: F

user id: 206467

806 Quotes
5,547 Favorites
326 Following
253 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair ^beta

follow block report

Raymatts
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 10:42pm UTC

me: yes I finished my homework fast so I can go to bed early for once
me:
me: *stays up all night anyway*

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 4:26pm UTC

I know what I've been told: You gotta work to feed the soul
But I can't do this all on my own. No I know, I'm no superman

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 4:14pm UTC

You know that feeling
when you tell an original joke and only one person hears it,
and then that person says it louder and gets all the credit?
It's annoying, right?
Witty is the same way. People take funny quotes from other
websites (mostly tumblr) and try and pass them off as their
own. They get a bunch of faves, and followers, and
comments saying "I love your quotes!!" but they aren't their
quotes.
It just peeves me, guys.
If you take a quote from somewhere else and put in on witty,
that's fine. But at the bottom of the quote, just write who you
got it from. Give them the credit they deserve. Okay? Okay.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 3:35pm UTC

As a fond mother when the day is o'er
Leads by the hand her little child to bed,
Half willing, half reluctant to be led,
And leave his broken playthings on the floor,
Still gazing at them through the open door,
Nor wholly reassured and comforted
By promises of others in their stead
Which, though more splendid, may not please him more.
So Nature deals with us and takes away
Our playthings one by one, and by the hand
Leads us to rest so gently, that we go,
Scarce knowing if we wished to go or stay,
Being too full of sleep to understand
How far the unknown transcends the what we know.
-Longfellow, "Nature"

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 11:14am UTC

The Witty theme song
(to the tune of the "we just got a letter" song from Blues Clues):
You got that from tumblr
You got that from tumblr
You got that from tumblr
Don't act like it's yours

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 10:24am UTC

me: *hits a lamp*
me: *apologizes to lamp*

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 82 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 12:30am UTC

I think there is something truly amazing about laughter. Not chuckling, not giggling, but real, un-restricted, hysterical laughter. I believe you don’t really know someone until you’ve seen them crack up. They’re shaking, smiling from ear to ear, their cheeks are bulging and red, and tears are forming in their eyes. They are making uncontrollable sounds of genuine happiness, which is something very rare to hear. They can’t stand up. But they’re still smiling, so much that their face hurts. That’s when their guard is down, and that’s when you can really see them. I just think that’s wonderful.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 8 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 12:27pm UTC

Bunnylover43 Format
"You only live forever in the lights you make.
When we were young we used to say
that you only hear the music when your heart begins to break. Now we are the kids from yesterday."
Dear My Chemical Romance,
throughout these twelve years you have inspired and saved the lives of thousands. In my darkest times, when I felt the most alone, you were always there for me. You always had a song to describe exactly what I was feeling. When I was sad, I had you. When I needed an upbeat song to jam to, I still had you. Seeing you in concert was one of the most magical nights of my life. Thank you for your amazing music, and your general perfection. Thank you for existing. Thank you for everything you've done for your fans. You won't be forgetten. The MCRmy is not afraid to keep on living. We love you.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 5:23pm UTC

guys I was just texting the guy I like and I was trying to say that I'm kind of a germaphobe but my phone autocorrected so I texted him "I'm kind of a hermaphrodite" and BASICALLY IM GOING TO CURL UP IN A BALL AND DIE

👍 this is good · read the comments · 15 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 12:54pm UTC

I never thought I could feel this way
about someone I just met

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 5:19pm UTC

WHY ISNT TOBIAS EATON A REAL PERSON THATS ALL I WANT

👍 this is good · read the comments · 8 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 11:55pm UTC

No matter how bad it gets,
don't give up.
Always keep running.
We will always be there for you.
Just turn up the speakers,
sing like no one's listening,
dance like nobody's there.
-Gerard Way

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 5:00pm UTC

me half the time: dude f.ck you seriously i'll f.cking fight you suck my d.ck you f.cking f.cker i hate everyone
me half the time: OH MY GOD IS THAT A PUPPY OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT'S CUTE FACE ITS SO ADORABLE AHH I WANT TO SING SONGS TO IT SOMEONE GIVE ME A HUG

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 7:10pm UTC

He told me he built a
thyme machine
like one in a film I've seen
but he didn't go to the year 3000
because his machine was made of herbs
so it didn't work...

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 2:31pm UTC

my aunt: pepsi is paying beyonce 50 million, they're putting her face on the can
my grandpa: they can put her face on my can

👍 this is good · read the comments · 22 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 2:27pm UTC

me: no one understands me
my brother: no one stands under me

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 54 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 4:54pm UTC

I don't like jewelry, but I do like food and romance. Therefore my future husband should propose to me using a Keebler fudge stripe cookie.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 4:18pm UTC

Why are dressers called dressers if they don’t dress anything and why are drawers called drawers when they don’t draw they just hold stuff seriously this is making me angry

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 3:21pm UTC

One time when I was like 4 or 5 I went to Chuck E. Cheese for the first time with my babysitter. She handed me a bunch of tokens and said have fun but I didn’t know what to do with them so I went over to the prize counter put my tokens on it and asked if I could have the fairy princess tiara but the lady was like no you have to play the games and get tickets first and I was so confused and embarrassed and that’s basically why I never talk to people ever

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

Raymatts
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 10:17pm UTC

Jenna Marbles: *Pushes slinky down stairs*
Jenna Marbles: Thanks Obama

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 28 points

Witty Profiles

Raymatts