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Raxin

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Member Since: 13 Nov 2015 11:02am

Last Seen: 19 May 2022 12:17am

Location: West Coast, North America, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way, our local galactic cluster, my Hubble radius, the unknowable

Gender: M

user id: 394062

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My quotes are original.
I'm still trying to eff the ineffable.
My Witty Comics: http://www.wittycomics.com/users/Raxin
 

  1. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2016 10:07am UTC
    Which one(s) are you?
    1) Hypno-disk
    2) Rogue pet
    3) Secret observer
    4) Master or mistress manipulator
    5) Gold-digging ho
    6) Pimp
    7) Daddy’s little girl
    8) Momma’s boy
    9) Free thinker
    10) Hive-mind drone
    11) Toy truck operator
    12) Wannabe playboy
    13) Pretending to be confused
    14) Comfort seeker
    15) Will never have enough
    16) Addicted to addiction
    17) Living life through a blobject
    18) Fastest thumbs in the West
    19) Forever in the sandbox mindset
    20) Fashionista burnout
    21) Minion maker
    22) Plain as a pigeon
    23) Ugly hot
    24) Waiting to see
    25) Outlier
    26) Special exemption
    27) Learns the rules to know what to break
    28) Willfully ignorant of all responsible topics
    29) Flower growing in a dump
    30) Meme generator
    31) New parent
    32) Motherless child
    33) Missing your grandparents
    34) Water bug
    35) Tree hugger
    36) Assault turtle
    37) Crazy cat lady
    38) Would rather be fishing
    39) Half of an uncoupled couple

  2. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2016 11:27am UTC
    My Venus Flytrap is growing a flower.
    Isn't that a conflict of interest?

  3. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2016 4:52am UTC
    Glossary:
    Wikipedia-speak = what you end up with when tens of people collaborate on (battle over) a sentence for fifteen years (and growing).

  4. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2016 8:40pm UTC
    Considering the inconceivably large numbers of variables, the probability that any particular state of the universe should derive in the next moment from the current state is so prohibitively small as to be impossible, and yet the universe continuously displays new states.

  5. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2016 1:54pm UTC
    On the “Brexit” news and the stock market:
    The thing about bad news is that it’s only bad because people expect everyone else to think its bad, so they sell in anticipation of that, which makes it true.
    The Brexit-referendum news didn’t “destroy 3 trillion dollars” (as I heard some shallow talk show hosts parrot on AM radio this morning). Speculators sold shares because they predicted that other speculators would sell shares, which drove down share prices, just as they had predicted.
    The real valuations of the companies that those are shares of did not change. Speculators are typically willing to pay more for a share of stock than its real valuation because they predict that some other speculator will be willing to pay slightly more. The only thing that happened after the Brexit news is that the extra margin that speculators were willing to pay for shares of companies temporarily shrank. You can be sure that if any stock prices fell sufficiently to reach their real valuation, the speculators would gobble them up, because they know that after the news blows over, the trading prices of those stocks will rise again to much higher than the real valuation. The speculators temporarily destroyed their own trillions by selling in anticipation of other speculators selling, but they will recreate those trillions by buying in anticipation of other speculators buying after the news blows over.
    Those “trillions” were not actually lost. Those trillions were never really there to begin with. Those trillions represent only the extra amount that speculators are willing to pay for shares of companies in excess of the real valuation for the purpose of buying from and selling to other speculators. Those are virtual trillions made entirely of, and supported only by, the hunches of speculators.
    Speculation is a game of anticipating the flock.
    Warren Buffet doesn’t participate in the speculation game. He’s a value investor. He figures out what a share of a company should be worth before he even looks at the most recent stock price.
    Most traders are not value investors. Most traders are price speculators. They buy or sell shares of a stock depending if they think other speculators will be willing to pay a higher or lower price in the future. Speculating is a game of anticipating the movements of the flock and trying to make those moves earlier than most of the rest of the flock. The flock moves quickly but not instantaneously. Half of the birds will always be faster than the other half of the birds.
    The trick to making money as a speculator is being in the faster half of the flock. It’s that simple.
    Wish me luck.
    Now that I think I understand speculation, I will try to anticipate the flock earlier in the future and trim off my own little slice of those virtual trillions, while everyone else is trying to get their slice off of me.

  6. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2016 2:42am UTC
    That’s right: P*ss me the f*ck off, and see what happens, monkey f*cker. I might call myself a pacifist, but that only means I won’t execute a first strike. It doesn’t mean I won’t execute holy retribution on anyone stupid enough to violate my airspace, including your ridiculous personage. Back the f*ck up right now, or risk retaliation from every intelligent cell in my body—and that doesn’t even include my friends who are just drooling to back me up against someone of your ilk.

  7. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2016 1:27am UTC
    People with skills and talent are more valuable than people with money, which is why people with money try as hard as they can to convince everyone else that having money is a virtue. They try to convince the people with skills and talent that skills and talent are minor to worthless so that the people with money can hire them to do their bidding and make the people with skills and talent feel grateful for the opportunity to get paid.
    People with skills and talent need to wake up and realize that they don’t need someone else to give them money. Skills and talent are the real source of wealth and prosperity. Skills and talent are what make the world go ‘round.
    Money is almost nothing, almost worthless. It doesn’t really exist. It only exists as long as we all agree that it exists for the practical purpose of trading, as a convenient substitute for bartering. Money is incapable of making anything happen except as a means of motivating people with skills and talent to use their skills and talent to make something happen for the benefit of people with money. In a world containing only people with money and no talent or skills, nothing would ever happen, no matter how much money there were.
    Skills and talent are real. They exist. They have true value, which is why you can barter your skills for other people’s skills. Skills and talent can make things happen equally well in an environment of billions of dollars or no dollars. Skills and talent are completely independent of money. In a world containing only people with skills and talent and no money, many amazing things would be accomplished, without the involvement, interference, or influence of money.
    Anyone who wants to use your skills and talent but doesn’t have any skills or talent of their own to barter in exchange for yours had better give you lots and lots of money for the privilege. It is they who need you, not vice versa.

  8. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2016 10:53pm UTC
    If the crumbs are moving, they're not crumbs.
    quote and format by Raxin

  9. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2016 3:58pm UTC
    I gift you all jewels still underground as beautiful in their original state as you are in yours.

  10. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2016 6:43pm UTC
    Riddle:
    “What happens when you go to war with nature?”
    Answer:
    “You lose.”
    quote and format by Raxin

  11. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2016 6:15pm UTC
    Make America great—by not electing frauds. This person walked away from Atlantic City with hundreds of millions while his investors lost 1.5 billion, and he used the bankruptcy court four times to prevent those investors from touching him. We don’t need to let this person anywhere near our country’s money.
    quote and format by Raxin photo by Lucy Nicholson | Reuters

  12. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2016 4:50am UTC
    a boy
    a girl
    moments
    a whispered “I like you”
    an escape
    new hope in an old car
    a tiny apartment full of love
    months
    a family conceived
    decades
    a patriarch
    a matriarch
    a stone
    a whispered “I miss you”
    another stone
    quote and format by Raxin

  13. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2016 4:45am UTC
    Diversity doesn't mean
    non-white.

  14. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2016 11:57pm UTC
    How stoned
    was the guy who thought
    "so we can tax it"
    was a good argument for
    decriminalizing pot?
    quote and format by Raxin

  15. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2016 3:02am UTC
    Democracy is when decisions are made by the majority. Capitalism is when decisions are made by money. Capitalism is incompatible with Democracy.

  16. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2016 7:04pm UTC
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  17. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2016 10:09am UTC
    The phrase “unify the party” should be dropped from the American vernacular. Who cares about unifying a party during a presidential primary election? Parties are nothing. People are everything.
    The designation of a party “nominee” in the primary election is only a recommendation by that party. You don’t have to vote for your party's nominee when it comes time to vote for president.
    You can still vote for whomever you wish in the general election.
    The individual candidates should remember that too. Not getting ones party's nomination shouldn't be an excuse to give up. I'm repulsed by non-nominees trying to convince their supporters to vote for their former ideological enemies just to “unify the party.” That's disgusting behavior.
    In the primary election, of course I'll vote for the person whom I want to become president as the nominee of my party. However, if they don't become the nominee, I'm not going to switch my vote to some other person in the same party whom I don't want to become president just to “unify the party.”
    Why would I waste my vote on someone whom I don't want?
    I'll wait until the general election and write in the name of the person whom I actually want to become president. That's why the blank space is there—so the will of the people can be counted regardless of the corrupting influences of any parties.

  18. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2016 9:18am UTC
    Political parties should be banned. Political parties have no part in a democracy. We don't elect parties. We elect people.
    The ultimate outcome of the long influence of parties on our system has apparently amounted only to preventing work from being done.
    Elected public servants are afraid to acknowledge any good idea proposed by a person in a different party, even if they agree with the idea, and even if the people that elected them agree with the idea!
    Political parties are not like sports teams. We don't have to feel obligated to stick by them and root for them no matter how sucky they get.
    Every candidate should be considered individually, untainted by the stain of party affiliation.
    Every idea should be considered for its merit, unpolluted by the stink of party origination.
    Political parties should be banned.

  19. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2016 8:49pm UTC
    Sleep is just the best.

  20. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2016 8:50pm UTC
    Adult Problems:
    I researched and found a good stock to buy in my ROTH IRA. I bought it, and the thing went up a beautiful 38% in one year while I was working every day and not looking at my stocks. Then it started to go down. I had put a 10% trailing stop-loss order in place that would have gotten me out with a tidy 28% profit, but my online broker's rules automatically expired my “Good ‘til Cancelled” order without my actually cancelling it, so it didn't kick in when I needed it. When I finally lost my job and had time to take a look again, the stock had sunk below my original buying price and become stagnant. I waited a week for the next minor noise bump so I wouldn't lose quite as much when I unloaded it. As soon as I sold it, that very night, someone somewhere bought a whole bunch of shares during afterhours trading, which drove the price up in the morning. Other people noticed the sudden movement and piled on. It became super active again and gained 5% in one day, rising above my original price, and I wasn’t in it.

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