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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. One_Direction5 One_Direction5
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    During school: "What day is it?"
    "Monday February 10th, 2013 11:58 Eastern Standard time".
    Summer: "What day is it?"
    "Probably July"


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  4. StarsUponTheLorax StarsUponTheLorax
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:00am UTC
    Writing a story is much like giving birth.
    First the idea wells up inside of you, the plot kicking with purpose until it's time to deliver. Each chapter is just another painful contraction and you'll curse and cry the whole way through, screaming out profanities to your loved ones until finally it's all over and a smile breaks out because this little book has ten fingers and toes and it is all yours.

  5. lacrosse2 lacrosse2
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:47am UTC
    my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what”
    it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 2:28am UTC
    single in the womb;
    single til the tomb

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 2:33am UTC
    I would honesty be an awful parent.
    My kid would say "I don't want to go to school, I just want to sleep." and I would literally probably just get in bed with them and say "I feel you."

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 2:45am UTC
    I can't go to parties because
    I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 2:53am UTC
    yeah I have a lot of zeros in
    my bank account; $00.00

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 2:55am UTC
    i would describe my lifestyle as
    "please don't sit next to me on the bus"

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 3:00am UTC
    what do you mean "no pets allowed"
    this is my sister.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 3:21am UTC
    what men thin women love to be called:
    babe
    baby
    sweetie
    honey
    sexy
    what women ACTUALLY like to be called:
    lamp shade
    broken chair
    samuel l jackson
    dirty dish rag
    mr clean

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    Freshman year me:
    Sassy Teacher: i'm gonna call your mom amanda if you don't do this work!
    Me: ooh tell her i said hi!!
    class: OOOOHHHH WHAT WAIT DID THAT JUST HAPPEN
    class: SWEET INNOCENT QUIET AMANDA JUST SAID THAT?!??!
    Senior year me:
    teacher: *actually calls my mother to tell her i was being "rude" to her* ("rude" in her case was me telling her i've never gotten below an 85 in math and because i was getting a 75 with her as a teacher, she must suck as a teacher.)
    me: *walks into a class full of sophomores* YOU'RE A B.TCH I AM 18 YEARS OLD YOU CAN SAY I'M BEING RUDE TO MY FACE YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CALL MY MOMMY
    english teacher: i don't know what to tell you amanda, you can't pass it in, it's a week late and you had plenty of time to buy the movie, come talk to me about borrowing it, and watch the movie and do the assignment.
    me: are you joking? you can call up my sister right now and she can tell you about how much gas i wasted going back and forth to places trying to find this movie. and i'm not gonna waste five more dollars to rent a movie on something i will NEVER watch again. and it's funny how you get offended about me calling you a lesbian when it's actually true AND THEN you show a class, unexpectedly a movie with racial slurs and the "f" word thrown around. so you're a b.tch and have a nice day.
    my mom every time: did you really call her a b.tch? ahahahahahah

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    the first time I ever swore in front of my mom
    was at my college orientation and I was explaining how sh.tty the dorms where and she literally just laughed and said "are you actually that sh.tty? hahahahaha" my mom is better than your mom

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    when I was in 8th grade I switched schools
    right and when I first got into class, some guy came up to me and said "oprah is my life. I love her." I had my own type of Josh Nichols in my class

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    no we don't use that room.
    there once was a spider in it

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    it's totally fine for a teacher to
    to have their phone out in class but it's blasphemy the second a student takes it out

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    the downside of being a virgin is that
    you can literally be used as a blood sacrifice at any given moment.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    love me or leave me
    (your credit card number)

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    I think feminism should be called something different.
    like maybe common sense or something

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