RandomGirl42

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Birthday: November 21

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Check out my tumblr! Click here! My names Ivana and I'm 14. I've been a wittian for about 2 years now (I was introduced to the site long before I made an account.). I have horrible grammar when I'm speaking but I like to write/text properly. Either way I am HORRIBLE at spelling. I'm a huge fan of Harry Potter, and if you are too click here. I LOVE Starkid, they are AWESOME or as they would say, totally awesome. I'm smart, funny (well at least I think I am) and perfectly sarcastic. I am sooooo NOT shy! If you're a hot guy I will most likely go up to you and say you're hot, that is, if your a stranger that I'm never going to see again. I also LOVE Hello Kitty and all the other Sanrio characters. I hate people who claim to like HK but don't even know what Sanrio is. I hate ignorance. Anyway hopefully you like my quotes, almost all of which are orignal and almost none of the formats are mine. I alter them a lot but I rarely write a format all by myself. I also like bacon. Scratch that. I LOVE BACON! I'm not going to write anymore about myself for fear of someone finding my Witty. Check out my followers those guy are the best! I love to follow people so just comment on my page and follow me and I'll follow you back. Thanks for visiting my witty!

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 10:02pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #25
What is Squidward's favorite girl's name?
Clara Nett

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 10:00pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #24
Where does Squidward sleep when he camps?
In a tentacle

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 9:55pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #23
What did Gary say when he hurt himself?
Me-ow!

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January 1, 2013 9:50pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #22
How do you clean Gary?
With snail polish

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January 1, 2013 9:47pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #21
Why did Gary go to Hollywood?
To be in slow business

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January 1, 2013 9:45pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #20
How does Gary get to the beach?
He takes the shell-evator

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 9:41pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #19
Algae: We cover a lot of subjects

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January 1, 2013 9:36pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #18
Swordfish: I often cut school

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January 1, 2013 9:32pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #17
Plankton: I'm at the bottom of my class

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January 1, 2013 9:28pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #16
How did the whale feel when she got suspended?
A little blue.

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #15
What is the best way for Spongebob to learn?
Let it all soak in.

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 9:21pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #14
What did the reef like about school?
Giving coral reports

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January 1, 2013 9:18pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #13
Why did Mrs. Puff bring birdseed to school?
She had a parrot-teacher conference

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 9:15pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #12
Where does Mrs. Puff send sick boating students?
To see the dock

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 9:12pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #11
Why did Mrs.Puff throw her exam in the ocean?
She wanted to test the waters

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 9:10pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #10
Why did Spongebob put a clock on the stove?
He wanted to see time fry

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 9:07pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #9
Why did Spongebob wear two shirts to play golf?
In case he got a hole in one

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January 1, 2013 9:05pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #8
Why did the police go after Spongebob?
His alibi was full of holes

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January 1, 2013 9:02pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #7
How do you measure Spongebob?
In square feet.

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January 1, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #6
Where does Spongebob go when he makes a mistake?
Back to square one

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