RandomGirl42

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Birthday: November 21

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Check out my tumblr! Click here! My names Ivana and I'm 14. I've been a wittian for about 2 years now (I was introduced to the site long before I made an account.). I have horrible grammar when I'm speaking but I like to write/text properly. Either way I am HORRIBLE at spelling. I'm a huge fan of Harry Potter, and if you are too click here. I LOVE Starkid, they are AWESOME or as they would say, totally awesome. I'm smart, funny (well at least I think I am) and perfectly sarcastic. I am sooooo NOT shy! If you're a hot guy I will most likely go up to you and say you're hot, that is, if your a stranger that I'm never going to see again. I also LOVE Hello Kitty and all the other Sanrio characters. I hate people who claim to like HK but don't even know what Sanrio is. I hate ignorance. Anyway hopefully you like my quotes, almost all of which are orignal and almost none of the formats are mine. I alter them a lot but I rarely write a format all by myself. I also like bacon. Scratch that. I LOVE BACON! I'm not going to write anymore about myself for fear of someone finding my Witty. Check out my followers those guy are the best! I love to follow people so just comment on my page and follow me and I'll follow you back. Thanks for visiting my witty!

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 11:01pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #45
How do you make a chocolate Plankton shake?
Give him a chocolate bar and take him to a scary movie

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 10:59pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #44
Why did the mermaid turn down a date with Plankton?
She was going out with the tide

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 10:56pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #43
Why did Patrick get running shoes?
To be a track star.

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 10:52pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #42
How did Patrick find his report card on the oceans bottom?
He was deep C fishing.

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 10:48pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #41
Why did Patrick carry a baseball mitt?
He wanted to catch a wave.

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 10:46pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #40
Why did Patrick bury his boom box?
Because the batteries were dead.

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 10:42pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #39
What do you get when you cross Patrick with a cowboy?
A shooting star

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 10:39pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #38
Spongebob: What do you call bubbles who are close pals?
Patrick: Best suds

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 10:37pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #37
Why did Patrick put on another jacket while he was painting?
The can said to add two coats

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 10:34pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #36
What's Pearl's favorite country?
Wales

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January 1, 2013 10:31pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #35
What did one whale say to the other whale?
"Say it don't spray it"

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 10:28pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #34
Why does Pearl like the ocean?
She's buoy crazy.

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January 1, 2013 10:25pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #33
How does Pearl like her steak cooked?
Whale done

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January 1, 2013 10:22pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #32
Why did Pearl slap the river?
Because it was freshwater!

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January 1, 2013 10:20pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #31
What's Sandy's favorite ballet?
The Nutcracker

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January 1, 2013 10:17pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #30
What does Sandy read in school?
Tex books.

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January 1, 2013 10:15pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #29
What does Spongebob say to cheer on Sandy?
You go squirrel!

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 10:11pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #28
How is Spongebob's favorite squirrel like the beach?
Both are Sandy.

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 10:09pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #27
Squidward: What's the best day for a Krabby Patty?
Spongebob: Fry day!

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RandomGirl42
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January 1, 2013 10:06pm UTC

Random Spongebob Joke #26
How is Squidward like a tennis instructor?
They both know how to raise a racket

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