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1. RandomDash555
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2010 3:07pm UTC
   a Justin Beiber
   movie preview
   came on wile
   I was at the movies...
   it's all about his life.
   after it was over....
   I shouted
   "EW, I think I just might vomet."
   The whole theater started laughing( :
   MLIA.
   
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2. RandomDash555
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2010 1:03pm UTC
   Gf: I'm so fat and ugly
   Bf: What did you just say?
   Gf: I'm fat and ugly
   Bf: *walks away....*
   Gf goes up to him later and says...
   Gf: What did I do wrong?
   Bf: You lied about the most beautifull thing i see everyday.
   
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3. RandomDash555
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2010 12:35pm UTC
   Bruno Mars
   should be a teacher
   &teach boys
   how to treat
   a female...
   (:
   ♥
   
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4. RandomDash555
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2010 8:17am UTC
   How fast can you guess these words?
   1. BOO_S
   2. _ _ NDOM
   3. F_ _ K
   4. P_ N _S
   5. PU_S_
   6. S_X
   Answers:
   1. BOOKS
   2. RANDOM
   3. FORK
   4. PANTS
   5. PULSE
   6. SIX
   You got all 6 wrong, didnt you?
   You dirty minded freak!
   
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5. RandomDash555
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2010 8:52pm UTC
   Boy: Would you wear socks, if you had no feet?
   Girl: ehh noo.
   Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?! *boy starts laughing*
   Girl: Why do you wear pant's?
   ♥
   MLIA
   
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6. RandomDash555
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2010 6:03pm UTC
   It's only the beginning
   Of the school year...
   ---------------
   & I already
   have that BUMP
   ---------------
   On the side
   of my middle finger
   ---------------
   From writing too much!
   It's totally UN-attractive.
   ---------------
   Favorite...
   If you have the same problem!
   ---------------
   Dx
   CopyRights:(C)
   RandomDash555
   All miine, noo stealing!♥
   
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7. RandomDash555
   posted a quote
   October 18, 2010 8:28pm UTC
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8. RandomDash555
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2010 7:01pm UTC
   If I get 300 favs...
   I will finally work up the courage to ask the guy i like out.♥
   
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9. RandomDash555
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2010 5:00pm UTC
   Me: Gawwd I hate that girl so much I just want to kill her...
   Friend: I'll help, let me just get the pitch fork in the back of my shed and I'll meet ya there(:
   Me: BAHAHAHA ily♥
   Friend: TEEHEE ily 2!♥
   MLIA!
   Fav this if u ever have convo's like this with ur friend that make u automatically smile at ur computer screen(:
   
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10. RandomDash555
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 12:13am UTC
    Love the life you live...
    Live the life you love
    XD.
    -
    BOB MARLEY<3
    
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11. RandomDash555
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 12:09am UTC
    One...
    good thing
    about
    music
    When it hits you...
    You feel,
    no pain♥
    -
    Bob Marley
    
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12. RandomDash555
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 6:43pm UTC
    -
    You are .........
    The Only Exception♥
    
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13. RandomDash555
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    September 30, 2010 9:39pm UTC
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14. RandomDash555
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2010 9:22pm UTC
    ♫
    You have no idea...♥
    How much music,
    Changes my entire mood(:
    
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15. RandomDash555
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2010 7:26pm UTC
    ██████████████
    Because of you;;
    half the time,
    I don't even know...
    I'm smiling(:
    ██████████████
    Q u o t e c r e d i t s t o: C a m m e r o n
    Qu
    
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16. RandomDash555
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    August 15, 2010 12:44pm UTC
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17. RandomDash555
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    August 12, 2010 2:11pm UTC
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18. RandomDash555
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2010 11:14pm UTC
    DONT JUDGE ME
    YOU KNOW ONLY
    MY NAME,
    NOT MY STORY.
    
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19. RandomDash555
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2010 4:34pm UTC
    Everyone laughed when I said Shark Boy was cute....
    Well, who's laughing now??
    
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20. RandomDash555
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2010 3:20pm UTC
    '♥' this quote, if you met someone special this year :) - 2010!
    
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