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  1. panic at the rachael* panic at the rachael*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    to all my followers.......
    you're cute as a button every single one of you ;)

  2. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 3:20pm UTC
    *Kendall falls*
    Harry: HAHAHA Now you're lying on the cold hard ground
    Harry: Wait sh//t wrong girlfriend

  3. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 8:40am UTC
    I think I'm in love.
    Oh wait... nope just hungry.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. mjozie mjozie
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    She told me in the morning,
    she don't feel the same about us in her bones,
    it seems to me that when I die,
    these words will be written on my stone.
    <3
    Please don't remove this!

  6. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    Oh, you're wearing Converse
    with your prom dress? I bet no one's ever done that before.

  7. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    Me: *misses TV episode*
    Episode: *never played again*
    Me: *watches TV episode*
    Episode: *played 1000 times*

  8. brookeleigh626 brookeleigh626
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    Happy early 20TH Birthday
    Niall James Horan.

  9. fortheluv_ofpizza fortheluv_ofpizza
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 9:13am UTC
    Happy
    Birthday
    Niall!

  10. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    Me: Motherfu*ker
    Dad: *walk in* You called?

  11. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    Where don't hipsters fish?
    The mainstream

  12. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    Friend: Hey, do you have any crackers
    Me: No, we're cracka' lackin'
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: but seriously, we don't have any.

  13. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    I was in Walmart the other day because my mom had to buy things
    and I was bored so i went with her, and we were in the school supply section and i saw
    this folder and it said 'I mustache you a question........... Do you know jesus?'

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    It's not a true car ride unless blurred lines comes on
    the radio at least 74 times

  15. ThatMomentWhen* ThatMomentWhen*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    Click the ♥
    If you love One Direction!

  16. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    Me: What the fûck is that hideous yellow circle in the sky?
    Friend: The sun?
    Me: Oh
    Friend: omg, you need to get out more.

  17. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    maybe this year i'll find a boyfriend *audience laughs in the background*

  18. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    my natural response to hot people is screaming and setting myself on fire.

  19. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    talent: scaring away boys

  20. CrazyMofous CrazyMofous
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 1:58am UTC
    Hey!Remember When I Told You Was okay?
    I LIED......

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