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Hale_Storm18
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February 15, 2013 8:41pm UTC

I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago.
Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.

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breelyn
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November 28, 2012 8:41pm UTC

So what are you up to?
Wiiiiiiitttttttty. hbu
Is that all you do?
Sometimes I walk to the fridge.

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Hale_Storm18
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November 28, 2012 4:21pm UTC

To stop kids from doing drugs, they should just give drugs less cool names.
If ecstasy was called "moist curdle", I can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it.

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ShouldISmile
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November 28, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Cute little boy trying to hold the door open for me
His big brother is behind him holding it open without his knoweledge.
I did not fangirl. At all.

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sayheyilyx
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November 24, 2012 5:06pm UTC

Harry Potter songs:
Madam Hooch: Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby let me know
Colin Creevey: I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me, papa-paparazzi
Voldemort: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Seamus Finnigan: Tonight, we are young, so let's set the world on fire.
Harry Potter: Who do you think you are, running 'round leaving scars?
Weasley twins: Baby you're a firework

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FlyingWithoutWings
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November 8, 2012 8:25pm UTC

I just watched an awesome movie!
What was it about??
The wife's brutally killed by a cold blooded killer and the son gets really hurt. then theres a twist and the son is kidnapped. the father then begins a quest to find and save his son with the help of a mentally ill woman..
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Helloformats
Whoa! I wanna see that movie what's it called????
Finding Nemo! (:
Conversations held by me and my friend(:Helloformats

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Best_name_ever24
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November 6, 2012 6:17pm UTC

Whenever my mom criticizes me I yell "It's probably genetic"
and run out of the room as fast as I can.
nmq

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dolph*
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 3:20pm UTC

And I would of gotten
away with it too!
If it weren't for you meddling
minorities, women, and gays!
-Mitt Romney.

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 5:19pm UTC

four votes for you Obama, you go Obama
and none for Mitt Romney bye.

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beachbabe7
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Hurricane Katrina
Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destoying the entire East Coast.
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leeuumm
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October 12, 2012 8:36pm UTC

*kid walks in 15 minutes late to class*
Teach: where is your pass and why are you late?
Kid: i got dismissed late
*another kid walks in late*
Teach: if none of you have passes, how do i know that you werent smoking in the bathroom? im going to start sniffing everyone who comes in late
*another kid comes in late*
Teach: *sniffs kid*
Kid: wtf
coolest teacher ever

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ThatsSoMeee
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October 12, 2012 5:03pm UTC

''When I saw you
I fell in love, and
you smiled
because you knew...''
-William Shakespeare

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Forever_Alone602
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 8:19pm UTC

I'll never forgive Jamie Lynn Spears for getting pregnant and ruining Zoey 101.

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*trop chic*
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Me: Look at that boy.
Me: Look at him.
Me: I want that for Christmas.

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Why does the world
Have to be about boyfriends and girlfriends? It should
be about bacon. Because bacon is wonderful and can
bring world peace.
nmf

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lasagnatonight
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October 10, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Person in Class: *Coughs*
Me: You sir, are filthing my air.

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Onism*
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 5:39pm UTC

*In a test*
Brain: I only remember that one like of that song so I'll play it over and over
Stomach: Behold the song of my people
Eyes: Lol, let's go to sleep
Hands: I forgot how to write..
Me:
Me:
Me:

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