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RachelNorton

1. RachelNorton
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2013 4:20pm UTC
   I'm not FAT...
   I'm just
   fluffy!
   
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2. RachelNorton
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2013 6:27pm UTC
   MEN-opause
   MEN-strual pain
   MEN-tal illness
   GUY-necologist
   HIS-terectomy
   Ever notice how womens problems start with men?
   
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3. RachelNorton
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   March 6, 2013 9:41pm UTC
   All is fair in love and war.
   
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4. RachelNorton
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   January 27, 2013 3:44pm UTC
   Do you walk to school
   or
   carry your lunch?
   
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5. RachelNorton
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2013 2:30pm UTC
   "You call yourself Fat Amy?"
   "Yeah. So twig b!tches like you won't say it behind my back."
   
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6. RachelNorton
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2013 8:59pm UTC
   Anyone else know these bands/singers?
   Three Days Grace
   He Is We
   Flyleaf
   Evanescence
   Breaking Benjamin
   Avril Lavigne
   Paramore
   Hollywood Undead
   The Ready Set
   
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7. RachelNorton
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 10:57pm UTC
   I can feel you all around me
   thickening the air I'm breathing
   holding onto what I'm feeling
   savoring this heart that's healing
   
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8. RachelNorton
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2012 9:05pm UTC
   Cleverbot
   I am a wizard from Hogwarts.
   Then you created everything!
   Yes Cleverbot...yes I did. :) True story
   
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9. RachelNorton
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   December 26, 2012 9:01pm UTC
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10. RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    ~~~~~~ lol ~~~~~~
    HELP! I'M DROWNING!
    
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11. RachelNorton
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    December 17, 2012 7:59pm UTC
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12. RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    Soooo....
    Who is going to see
    Monster's Inc. 3D?
    
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13. RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Today and yesterday in
    Child Development
    we were talking about
    Child Abuse
    ................
    All the memories are flooding back...
    
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14. RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!"
    The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?"
    "Yes, anything" the blonde promised.
    With that, the man said, "Follow me" He walked into the next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door" She did.
    He then said, "Get on your knees" She did.
    Then he said, "Take down my zipper" She did.
    He said, "Go ahead...take it out" She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead!"
    The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly "HELLO.....MOM???
    THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE AN INSULT TO BLONDES SO PLEASE NO HATE! I just thought it was funny and decided to share it with you! :) Love you my fellow blondes!
    
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15. RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    What if Temple Run was real
    and YOU were the one running
    from those monkey things?
    Would you survive or get eaten?
    
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16. RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Who else can speak the wonderful language of
    Sarcasm?
    
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17. RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    To get on Witty or not to get
    on Witty...
    that is the question.
    
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18. RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    ***So shine bright,tonight you and I
    We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky.***
    
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19. RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote...NOW!!!! >:3
    
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20. RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    ALL IN LOVE.
    BE PASIONATE AND FEARLESS.
    LISTEN TO YOU HEART.
    BE THOUGHTFUL AND GENEROUS.
    BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.
    HOLD HANDS. LAUGH NERVOUSLY.
    WRITE LOVE LETTERS AND MAKE HANDMADE GIFTS.
    GET DRESSED UP FOR A DATE.
    FEEL BUTTERFLIES IN YOUR STOMACH.
    RUN AWAY TOGETHER.
    STAY IN BAD ALL DAY.
    CREATE MEMORIES YOU WILL TELL YOUR
    GRANDCHILDREN ABOUT. CUDDLE.
    BE PATIENT AND KIND WITH YOUR WORDS.
    GROW OLD TOGETHER.
    BE SPONTANEOUS AND IMPULSIVE.
    KISS EACH OTHER GOODNIGHT.
    REMEMBER WHY YOU FELL IN LOVE...
    THIS IS YOUR HAPPILY
    EVER AFTER!
    
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