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  1. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:48am UTC
    slide to the left <(-.-<)
    slide to the right (>-.-)>
    Criss Cross (>-.-<) <(-.-)>
    Cha Cha Real Smooth (^-.-)>

  2. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:41am UTC
    {If you are reading this}
    God is testing you so repost this
    and he will fix two BIG things tonight in your life.
    If you believe in Him

  3. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    My Parents should be proud of me because im addicted to Facebook and not drugs :D

  4. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    I love you.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know everyone does!
    ... ... ... ... ...
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
    anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
    each and everyday.
    - Girl:
    - Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl:
    - Boy:
    I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    - Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy:
    Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl:
    - Boy:
    I love you.
    - Girl:
    I love you too!
    - Boy:
    Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl:
    Ok bye.
    - Boy:
    2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    - Boy:
    Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy:
    They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
    to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl:
    - Boy:
    Its a suprise.
    - Girl:
    What kind of suprise?
    - Boy:
    A big one.
    - Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy:
    I promise.
    - Girl:
    Ok blind fold me...
    So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy:
    Ok we're here!
    - Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl:
    What place?
    - Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl:
    The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl:
    Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
    same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy:
    Why are you crying?
    - Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
    that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl:
    (tears come down faster)
    - Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl:
    Get up!
    - Boy:
    - Girl:
    (kisses him)
    - Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl:
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
    If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
    want it to!
    You have 3 mintues to repost this

  5. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    A dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun and shoots his
    wife and turns the gun to himself and pulls the trigger.
    The little girl sits behind a couch crying.
    The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to
    her first Sunday
    school at church.
    She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross
    The little girl then ask's the teacher,
    "How did that man get off the cross?"
    The teacher replied,
    "He never did"
    .Then the little girl argued, "Yes he did. Because the night that my
    mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch,
    telling me everything was going to be alright".
    66% of you won't post this
    , But remember what the Bible says
    . "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall deny you in front of my
    So re-post this,remember God saw you read this.
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  6. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 1:53am UTC
    if you love or miss someone right now,
    and can't get them out of your head...
    repost this then they will surprise you.

  7. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 9:31am UTC
    Conserve Water...
    Shower With A Friend

  8. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    The Past is history and the Future is a mystery but, today is a gift thats why they call it the Present.
    (v._.v) sorry its not pretty :(

  9. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    Repost if you love GOD ♥
    [ Remember he just saw you looking at this ]
    not mine :)

  10. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    if you love your mom copy and paste this onto your next quote one girl didn't and her mom died 365 days later Love you mama

  11. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    "My Crush"Say your crushes name six times.
    Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
    Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars.
    Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.
    Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject
    And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush...

  12. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 6:35pm UTC

  13. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 10:46am UTC
    This is beautiful!
    Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.
    She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?
    " The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?
    Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked,
    "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could." Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves When you're down to nothing, God is up to something. REPOST THIS

  14. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    Why do we sleep through Church, but stay awake for a 3 hour movie?
    Why is it hard to pray, but easy to cuss?
    Why is it hard to re-post a Godly bulletin, but easy to re-post the mean ones?
    Why can people worship a celebrity, but not God?
    Gonna ignore this?
    Afraid to get laughed at?
    The Lord said, If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front my Father.
    Re-post this if you believe in Jesus
    Credit to whoever

  15. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    Teddies don't hug you back but
    but sometimes they are all
    You've got.....

  16. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    i may look HAPPY
    on the outside
    but if you felt
    how i felt on the
    inside then you'd

  17. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    "Life is not the way it is supposed to be; it's the way it is.
    The way we cope with it is what makes the difference."

  18. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    You opened it!!Good luck!!Tonight at midnight your crush will realize they love you something good will happen between 1:00-4:oopm tomorrow it could be ANYWHERE get ready for the biggest shock of ur lifelf you don't post this on u r page within 15 minutes your love life will be terrible for the next ten years

  19. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    When you Love someone don't ever give up.
    Then they won't give up on You <3

  20. RAWRitsAlyssa RAWRitsAlyssa
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber are going to get married and have annoying children


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