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Hale_Storm18
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October 28, 2013 7:28pm UTC

I'm not the type of girl anybody wants to be with. My body takes up too much space and I laugh too loudly for too long and I shout when other people are quiet and when I'm drunk I type in caps and I always wanted to be mysterious and beautiful and untouchable like other girls but, if you ask, I will give you everything and I fcking despise that.

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lovecrazy
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March 3, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Why I hate people;
1% - Logical reason
99% - I just do

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Mandy324
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 6:07pm UTC

If i ever got sentenced to
house arrest, i would just laugh at the judge.

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HakunaaMatata
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March 5, 2013 4:19pm UTC

I HATE GETING FLASHBACKS
FROM THINGS I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 8, 2013 10:45am UTC

Lizzie: Ronnie broke up with me
Gordo: He's a loser
Lizzie: No, Gordo. I'm the loser, okay? He likes another girl. She's probably prettier than me and she's probably smarter than me and she's probably a lot more fun than I am.
Gordo: No, she's not.
Lizzie: How do you know?
Gordo: Because there's nobody prettier than you, or more fun to be with.
Me: I love you, Gordo
Me: Where's my Gordo?
Me: Every girl needs a Gordo.

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kristabff
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March 4, 2013 6:39pm UTC

GUYS. I FIGURED OUT WHY WE ALL HAVE CAT OBSESSIONS.
We obviously have friends because we share common interests, right? Well look at this great non-biased research:
Cats: Sleeps all day, parties at night, eats, sleeps, not socialable, hides when people are near
Teenage Girls On Witty: Sleeps all day, parties at night, sleeps, not socialable, hides when people are near
I am a genius

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Jade672
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC

I think old fashioned is cute.
I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

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yourcool
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March 3, 2013 4:43pm UTC

shoutout to zac efron for
never pursuing a singing career after he left disney.

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Lolsorue_girl
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March 6, 2013 2:21pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
''I should wear different clothes today.''
- Said no cartoon character,ever

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:30pm UTC

the mayans taught me something,
that if you don't finish something... well, it's not the end of the world.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Too ugly to date attractive people,
Too attractive to date ugly people.

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WeAreTheBoys
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March 4, 2013 8:32pm UTC

My mum complained that I've never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger.
Apparently, it was the wrong one.

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kristabff
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March 2, 2013 7:31pm UTC

'unfollowers'
Spelled backwards is srewollofnu. Which sounds like "screw all of you".
Coincidence? I think not.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC

one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC

next time you're washing your hands next to
somebody, cup your hands under the tap water until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand." it's a guaranteed way to make friends. i have never tried it, but it's guaranteed.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:32pm UTC

girl pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
guy's pockets: can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbors dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of hawaii, and half of jupiter.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC

my friend
knows a guy called
Glen Coco and everyone’s
always saying
“You go, Glen Coco”
to him but he’s
never seen Mean Girls so
he just thinks people are
really supportive
format jimmy365

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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